I visited Dive twice in row, below are both experiences:
Day One:
Now Dive is odd before you've even entered, its almost like they don't want you to know its there, which may well be the point. We head in the back, or maybe the front, we still aren't sure.
First impressions, is this place open, its immaculately clean, and there is nobody at all there, its almost like a set from a film, which I think is actually where they have got the 'American' theme from.
Fairs fair though, we do spot a bar man who asks us if we are eating, and we are given a pick of any seat by our bandana wearing waitress. We immediately order 2 'Franciscan Well' beer's on her recommendation.
Off to a good start, but then a down turn as we are told there are no sliders on, or chilli beef tacos. They must have had a shortage of cows.
I go for the Nachos (large) and chicken tacos, El Food two picks the Philly Steak sub and fries, we don't ask what the steak is made out of.
At £8 for the tacos, and £7 for the Nachos, and £9 for the sub, with £3.50 for fries, its not a cheap lunch without the discount. Although they do have lunch deals starting at £8.50
tacos and nachos
The food arrives promptly, which when you are the only ones in there, isn't a great feat. The nachos are cheese heavy, and come with a generous amount of dips, but not much else. By the end I leave a lot of dry, chees-less, joy-less nacho chips whilst I finish up the quite spicy chicken tacos, there are bit lettuce heavy though. 6/10
From El Food twos side, the sub seems pretty decent sized, and the fries are nice looking skin on deals. Nothing spectacular though.
We leave fairly satisfied, but I think this helped by actually being served, and the hefty discount. Dive need to do more to stand out, as we leave we only spot one other table of dinners, open till 5am on the weekends, it might be a good place to get a quiet nights sleep.
5 out of 10 bandanas
Day Two:
Its eerily similar to yesterday, but we are met by a different waitress this time, no bandana, its lost points already. Maybe she's a stunt double.
We order 6 lots of sliders, its cheaper to do this than order 2 lots of 3, there is no reason for this, 2 lots of fries and a couple of 'Wells to wash it down.
Our bandana-less waitress returns to tell us they are 'shit out of sliders'. There is a £12 burger though, but this does not gain the 55% discount, this is bullshit.
We order 6 lots of the chilli beef tacos instead, again these are cheaper than the 2 lots of 3, and again we do not ask what the chilli beef is made out of.
Compared to the soft tacos of yesterday, today we have hard shell tacos. These are bullshit, they break into an infinite number of pieces after one bite, and you have eat with your face an inch from the plate. The fries are as fry-y as yesterday. At £15 in total for the tacos, and £3.50 a piece for the fries, its again not a cheap eat, but the 55% sweetens the deal.
We do notice one other table of dinners today, so maybe things are hotting up for Dive.
Overall: 2 lots of 3 sliders out of 12 tacos read more