We love coming to the dirty turtle when visiting the area. You can't beat the vibes here, live music on the Lake! However, the food is just ok for bar food, and the service while friendly is a little slow and unorganized. read more

Dirty Turtle - Hamburger - New American Near Me - New Lisbon, Wisconsin

We stopped here via pontoon after tooling around the lake for a bit. It's very casual. Lots of kids running around. Very kitschy typical party bar off a lake. We ordered a round of drinks. The tap beers have a hole in the bottom of the plastic glass to fill them and the stoppers have rather 'dirty' sayings on them that certainly brought a bunch of laughs to our table. We also got the cheese curds which were delicious. Service was great. We also filled up with gas which was really easy. read more

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Stopped in for some appetizers and had the chicken wings which were excellent. The bartenders were friendly and it had outside and inside seating. Typical lake area bar. read more

The atmosphere was great. Nice scenery, fun playground, beach front... the food could have been better for the cost. I understand it's a tourist location and comes with the price tag, BUT the menu has no prices listed. I'm not sure how much any individual item was. I would have been fine with the total, if the food had been better. The lobster roll was an explosion of salt and seasoning that was over-done and rubbery. The bread on the roll seemed like bakery clearance item. The duck wontons were very good. The burgers our kids got were not good, but my son was ok with it. None of it seemed fresh. The menu item I would return for is the Ahi Tacos. Very good. Not the worst experience, but not the best. read more

Very disappointed The food was not good. Service was super. We went out to the screened in area. It was not clean. read more

Prices way too high. Food quality was horrible. Water had a funky taste. Soda from the gun had a bad taste. Girl that took our order at the bar had a bad attitude. We had 6 people. 4 got their food the other 2 meals came out about 15 minutes later. bathroom didn't have any paper towels and the hair dryer didn't work. Our table was sticky. Never going back. read more

The service was poor,and it was a Monday and not crowded.food mediocre.no prices on menu or bill. Would not tecommend

This place is awful! I ordered the nachos, burger, and chicken fingers. The nachos were disgusting. It came out with rotten lettuce and stunk. I sent it back and asked for new nachos without lettuce. All they did was scoop off the lettuce from the top. When i confronted the bar tenders they didn't seem surprised by the cooks actions. I am only giving it a 1 star because the bar tender was nice and took the nachos off my bill and gave me a token for a free drink. The price of the food and quality doesn't match. You could get a better burger from McDonald's, and the chicken tenders tasted like frozen Tyson chicken. read more

Hard to give a review when I couldn't any bar service with 5 bartenders and only 10 customers at the bar. Shipwreck down the road has nice cold drinks and good food!! read more

We had a great time at the Dirty Turtle. Regular bar food and good bar! Sitting outside was really fun. A great place to hang out when the weather is nice! read more

Worst cheese curds I have ever had in my life. No cheese in them, they were just bread curds. Also all of our food was cold. Not worth the price. read more

Dirty Turtle - Cheese curd with no cheese. Cheese curd, more like bread curd. - New American Near Me - New Lisbon, Wisconsin

Came up to castle rock for my buddies bachelor party. Great time at the turtle. The bartenders at the outdoor bar were amazing. Good food and drinks were great. Recommend the bacardi buckets. Loved it so much we got turtle tattoos. Turtle Boys For Life!!! read more

Dirty Turtle - The best shots. - New American Near Me - New Lisbon, Wisconsin

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Been going here for years with the family. Have always loved the friendly kid area outdoors and drinks for the adults. Staff is always friendly even during busier times. I recently came back during their off season (not summer) and was pleasantly surprised that they have updated their menu a bit. Now they have gluten free burger buns and gluten free pizza! Heck yeah! My girlfriend has a gluten allergy so I was thrilled to find one of my favorite establishments had an option for her, too! Pizza was delicious and our waitress was super great. So vegetarian and gluten free options are available here. Forgot to take pictures but had a great time, can't wait to go back soon. read more

The wings, drinks and atmosphere were great. The rest of the food - meh (specifically the salad: wilted spring mix with black pieces, I won't be making that mistake again). We were equally bummed with the fries and onion rings, I think they used to be beer battered and deliciously crispy several years back. Will we be back though? yes.. the kids loved the playset which was the perfect distraction while the adults enjoyed some drinks. read more

Dirty Turtle - Kids enjoying the playset - New American Near Me - New Lisbon, Wisconsin

The dirty turtle is right on the water. They now have an outdoor bar. Fun to sit outside and look out over the water. There is a huge turtle at the entrance to greet you! The food is good! Highly recommend the Dirty Turtle! read more

We live right next to the dirty turtle, so it's convenient for us to come here all the time. Both new owners are fantastic and doing a great job to build this place into something special. As of now, the menu is a tad pricey, but I totally understand why they are. This place used to be a dive (still sort of is) so they are really cleaning up the bar scene. On the weekends, you may have to wait over an hour for food (even cheese curds) speaking from experience. Lastly, paying into the association of ODells Bay, I would always like to have gas at hand and they don't always have their tanks filled, so we have been supporting Pine Cove. Overall, we all love the Dirty Turtle, but there some things still in need of improvement! Thanks read more

Fun spot - good food and drinks! The outdoor bar is great and the cruisin turtle is super fun too!!

Great for an afternoon drink and app stop while boating or for a Friday or Saturday evening night out for some fantastic live music. Service is great too. Always a fun time! read more

Spent over $30 on a burger, fries and nachos...it was all terrible and took well over an hour. Fries were completely cold, like they had been sitting around a very long while. Chicken nachos were made with canned chicken, barely any cheese and lettuce....Kwik Trip would be a better option for food. We will not return and will not recommend. read more

Super nice people. The food is pretty good. I'd definitely recommend anyone hungry or looking for a family meal this is the place. Right on the lake!! read more

I was here with my gal pal Kristin M for her bachelorette weekend. As noted in her review, we called ahead to "reserve" a table. They don't take formal reservations but confirmed we could have a table. Apparently we got beat out by a large group and our only other option was the wet picnic tables outside. There was no attempt to dry them for us. We were also told that if we wanted food to order right away since it was about an hour wait to get food. We waited outside for a bit to consider our options, and the mostly male clientele stared at our group of girls like they'd never seen girls before... It really didn't make us want to stay! We packed up and headed elsewhere for dinner. :/ read more

Spent the day on the lake yesterday which happens to be right outside. The tiki bar is probably my favorite part. It was super hot outside n I was hoping for some relief inside the bar with some AC, but no luck. It was still hot, luckily tho the bloody marys were delicious. A bit sweet tasting at first, but tasty none the less. I personally think the best part was the shrimp. I'd go back again considering drinks were cheap. They averaged at $3.50 Wayyyyy cheaper than back home. read more

Dirty Turtle - Bloody Mary heaven - New American Near Me - New Lisbon, Wisconsin

Can't wait to go back!! Best Bloody Mary ever! Beautiful scenery! Very friendly staff and new owners! read more

Dirty Turtle - Bloody Mary - New American Near Me - New Lisbon, Wisconsin

the buckets are good the service is questionable. waited an hour just to find out they didn't know our order existed. messed up our order multiple times. the kitchen is full of 16 year old kids. doesn't look like there's an adult present, that's a little bit questionable. then i casually look over just to see one of them opening up a pack of ranch with their mouth and pour it into a customer's sauce cup, again weird. other than that food is typical bar food.. don't expect much. alcohol is good read more

Wish we had decided on someplace different. While the staff was very pleasant the food was nothing great at all. We did get an order of cheese curds that were tasty but that was it. The burger was like a hockey puck. Terrible.. The kids said the chicken tenders we make from the freezer at home were better. Thankfully it was nice enough to sit outside because Inside the bar it smelled mildewy though I did like that atmosphere of the bar. read more

You expect sub par bar food and places like this in recent memory here on castle rock lake. Carlson's isn't quite the same as it used to be, splash is gone, most restaurants aren't as good as I remember and thats ok. Ordering a 15 dollar burger plus 1.50 for fries was a bit of a shock but again, it is what it is. When the burger came without pickles, tomato, onion or lettuce I got upset. Then the first bite, better quality can be found at any fast food chain. Just an all around disappointment. Even after a long day in the sun and water with a few cold ones in me, the food frankly sucked. For the price and with the lack of any typical burger toppings add poor quality as a kicker, this place isn't worth stopping in for food. Get off the water early and go home for dinner. Even a frozen pizza is better. read more

After a long day of fishing and partying on the lake, We stopped at the Dirty Turtle. When you walk through the door it looks like a great place to hang out. The drinks there are great and hands down the best bloody marries that I have had in a long time. But the service and the food could use a little work. It is all self service unless you sit at the bar. After filling out our order on a piece of paper you have to walk up to the bar place your order and pay. I thought that for being a famous place on the lake that they would have a little more class. This place still looks like a great place to have a few drinks with your friends, but I would get food at the pizza place right down the road instead. read more

Dirty Turtle - New American Near Me - New Lisbon, Wisconsin

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I've been here in summer, winter, and fall. Today, my husband and I stopped on our way back home in eastern WI from the Kickapoo Reserve area. This is my favorite season at The Dirty Turtle as the summer-time tiki bar is open. Service and drinks are always good, and we like getting to keep the drinking cups. Swings are attached to the bar for a really swinging good time. Emily was our server today, it was nice sitting and chatting with her. Thank you Emily for your great service! If you come in the winter it's a lot less hectic inside. The food is good and I've enjoyed some pudding shots as well as really good, non-alcoholic hot chocolate. That actually says a lot as I typically shy away from hot chocolate as so many are chalky or tasteless. So whether your in the area for fun in the sun or looking for an escape from the winter chill, The Dirty Turtle is a great place to stop. read more

Dirty Turtle - Tiki Bar libation. Blue Hawaiian. Served by Emily - New American Near Me - New Lisbon, Wisconsin

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I just found out the owners sold the Dirty Turtle! the changes so far are disappointing. It is starting to look like a frat house, beer pong in place of the pool table and they removed the dart boards the encouraged group activates and replaced them with gambling slots!!! Seriously, if we want to go to Castle rock to play slots we need to go home or go to a casino. I hope they make better changes we have been going her for 20 years and may need to find a new place. read more

Dirty is the operative word here. Vomit outside the door, tacky sticky menus to match the tables. Yup 4th of July weekend and you got slammed but based on other reviews we won't be back. read more

Been going here for many years. New owner so change is expected, however the staff is no longer friendly and seem bothered when you ask them for something. The pricing is going up as expected with new owners but the food size has gone down. It seems they don't want it to be family friendly any longer. No longer going to be my local hang out this winter, I'll go to another Lake Bar/restaurant with my family. read more

This is one of our "go to" places while pontooning on Castle Rock Lake. We bring family/friends there because it is predictable. Generally quite busy on summer weekends, but food and drink service is generally reasonable. Outside seating as well as a screened porch seating make for quieter dining than the main dining area. Food is very good and drinks reasonable and even unusual! Variety is great. Quite a few dock places available at no charge make it convenient for boaters. A nice place to try, you won't regreat it! read more

The Dirty Turtle is a great place! Their new tiki bar is huge and awesome. They've got some great bands and indoors they still have a beautiful bar and a screened in porch. Sitting directly on Castle Rock Lake, it is a beautiful place to eat, watch the boats and look at the water. The bartenders, staff and owners are amazing. After checking out many restaurants on the lake, the Dirty Turtle is one of the best!!! read more

$74 bucks wasted. Wednesday night and not busy at all. Ordered 2 pizzas and cheese curds. Took 2 hours! One pizza was burnt and sent back. Disappointing is a huge understatement. Cheese curds were good. I want to support local because I am local. Will not be back and would not recommend wasting your time for average food with excessive wait times. It was pizza. How could that go so wrong? This is a 100% fair review. read more

We arrived before the lunch crowd and tried to place a food order. There were 5 people behind the bar. One girl was really hustling the other 4 had two speeds, slow and stop and were no help to anyone. We both ordered burgers, the Wow burger was good. I ordered the Piggy Back burger it was drier than a pop corn fart. The best part of my meal was the pickle. Great location and view. Too bad the service and food was subpar read more

This place is a hidden gem. The name makes it sound like a rough type bar but I feel it was pretty family friendly. Serving sizes are generous and prices are decent. I really liked the shrimp basket. My wife enjoyed her pulled pork sandwich. read more

My husband and I have come here often but brought our kids for the first time this evening. The atmosphere was great and kid friendly at 6pm. Thanks for the great food as usual! read more

We took the boat to Dirty Turtle during the week around 5pm. It was gross, it smells like a moldy basement and is so dirty. All the menus had bunked on food and grease on them, the new outdoor patio was full of dirty tables and cigarette butts. Needless to say we did not eat here I was even hesitant on getting a drink here. I think it gets crowds only because of the name. There are other places that are clean and better food. Yuk. read more

Don't bother coming with a group. We called a few days ahead of time to see if they could give us a reservation. They said they normally don't but would make an exception because we were a bachelorette party. We called the day of to confirm...yup we'll have a table all ready for you. We show up at our designated time and no table. Apparently another group came in and they decided to seat them instead. They told us we could sit outside (it was raining) or wait. Big mistake. A group of 20 at a bachelorette party is going to spend a lot more than a family with ten kids. Don't waste your time. read more

Stopped for drinks, while in town for the weekend. Great view of the lake, busy place with boats stopping in. Eclectic decor inside and out. Prices were reasonable, beer was cold, but mixed drinks were not made well. Expected a band or music on a holiday weekend, but no such luck. read more