This review is for Delusion's 2025 show, Harrowing of Hell. I have gone to every single show Delusion has done, and I have to be honest, there is a continual drop in quality each year, with this year being one of the worst. Let me explain.
The entire premise of Delusion is that it is an interactive play where you (and the other people in your group) are actual characters. Delusion's tagline is literally "Play Your Part." Yet this year it felt like there was little effort put into the story, the plot, or what part everyone was playing.
If Jon Braver (the creator of Delusion) is reading this, man, I'm not asking for a lot here. I just want some kind of intro scene that explains who I am and why I'm there, what my mission is, maybe a little foreshadowing about what is to come, and then an actual conclusion that makes it feel like I achieved my goal / reached the end of the story.
This year, once we went in the play opened with a woman in a white gown giving some kind of speech about the evils of Hell. Maybe she explained the plot, but I'm telling you there were 8 people in our group and afterward absolutely no one had any idea of what the plot was. Who were our characters? Why did we need to go into Hell? What were we trying to accomplish? Who were all the cultists in red robes? Like, I'm a smart guy and I love this stuff, and I just had no idea what was going on at any point.
And when we got to the end... oh man, what a letdown. OK, stick with me here. We get led to a big boat with the grim reaper standing there, and I don't think any of us would be called crazy to assume the boat is going to take us somewhere. But instead, we're asked to sit down and then this very cheesy looking plastic demon flies in on a wire above us. Then we're told to get out of the boat (which has gone nowhere) and we walk out a door and back into the lobby. Only then do some people in our group ask me if I saw the woman get yanked away by some wire. I had no idea what they were talking about, nor did others in our group. You can see the same complaint in other reviews here as well. Apparently depending on where you were sitting in the boat, you may or may not have even been looking at the woman when she got yanked away.
But even if I had seen her, I had no idea who she was (because she was not set up in the story), nor would I know the importance of her being yanked away. And then to just walk through a door and have it be over is mindblowing, in the bad way. I mean, how about a room where a little video plays with some kind of epilogue? And putting people in a boat that never goes anywhere is also kinda strange. Even if the boat couldn't be on some kind of pulley system, how about using projection mapping on the walls a la Willy Wonka to create the idea of motion?
I will say on the positive side, the Medusa creature looked amazing, as did the spider thing in the swamp. Some of the sets were cool looking as well.
But like, you're charging $125 minimum (more if you want a good time slot or the VIP experience). I literally saw the new Stranger Things play on Broadway for $100 and that's almost 3 hours long. This was like maybe 30 minutes. Multiple people in our group were complaining about how short it was compared to other years. And the crazy thing is that it wouldn't be that hard to increase the length by adding some much needed prologue and epilogue sections.
I think back to shows like Lies Within and The Blue Blade and am just filled with sadness for what Delusion used to be. There used to be a sense of effort, a sense of pride. There used to be more story, more interaction, more special effects. Now there's basically the same "hide under the bed" sequence every year and "find this coin" which the actor immediately finds for you with no explanation as to why you need it.
Maybe I'm spoiled from going too many times. Maybe my expectations are too high. Maybe I should just enjoy it while I have it before it's gone for good. But also, if I never say how I feel, how can improvements be made?
I get that it's expensive to run a show of this size. Renting the location, paying actors, building the sets, getting insurance to approve the stunts, making sure Thirteenth Floor gets their cut. It all adds up. But you're asking people to pay more than almost any other haunted attraction (with The Willows as the sole exception) and it's just starting to not feel worth it anymore.
Please, I am literally begging here, Make Delusion Great Again. Set the stage, give me a role, give me a mission, and make me feel like I went on a journey that ends in a satisfying or unexpected way. Make it feel like an actual play and less like any other walkthrough haunted house. read more