Soccer! Soccer! And MORE SOCCER!!!
So you looking to play soccer? You'll probably find it here. This place, is the place, for soccer. Fields, upon fields, upon fields. Big ones. Small ones. Big goals. Small goals. Girls & boys. Men & women. Everyone is playing soccer. Some play the game well. Others, well, God bless 'em for trying.
But that is not all. There is more. Yes, with all that wonderful in the previous paragraph, I really do need to share why this is an official Five-Star Yelp Review.
Do you happen to be one of those individuals that has a gaggle of youngsters who are so spun out on the demon sugar that you feed them, you dare not go to a restaurant (thank you for that), but not enough in that brood to field a proper team of 11? Well you are in luck! This place also has a small playground!
But wait!
Did I not say there is more?
I believe I did and more is what you will get.
So let's say it starts raining and suddenly you have that urge to go to the bathroom. You know, whip it out. Take a squat. Do whatcha gotta do to relieve yourself but there is that nagging fear of getting caught and a ticket for indecent exposure. Sheesh. All you wanted to do was take a leak and next thing you know your getting written up by Officer Johnson (see what I did there?) for a misdemeanor. Well cast those worries aside because....drum roll please! They have porta-potties!!!
Phew! Exciting isn't it? Oh Coon Rapids Soccer Complex, you really are the best. And to think some people think soccer is boring. They're all philistines I tell ya.
(Pssssst! Super secret inside scoop alert!)
Park on 113th and you can avoid all those individuals and their brood that are inflicted with the demon sugar in the parking lot and possible door dings. You're welcome. I'll let you buy me a beer after the game. read more