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    4.7 (64 reviews)
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    Rachel H.

    These cookies are a real treat. You can taste the freshness! The specials are always super fun, but the standard menu is already to die for.

    The middle of the Strawberry Thiccc-cake (June's Monthly special cookie!)
    Nicole O.

    These are NOT the cookies your grandma made to dunk in a cup of milk after school... sorry to tell you (no, I'm not). These are adult f*****g deliciousness that don't *need* a cup of milk, but probably would be amazing with one. I didn't have milk in my car (thank the lordt... it was HAWT), and I couldn't wait until I got home to try them. I was forking bites into my friend's pie hole as he was driving home. That's how amazeballs these damn things are. And I regret NOTHING. Except not getting the rest of the crew to try. Anyway, what you're really here for: the review. CCC was my least favorite. There, I said it. But it was for no reason other than the others were even better. This hunk of a cookie was perfectly crunchy on the outside & the edges, and deliciously gooey in the middle, bordering on barely baked (if you're not a fan of cookie dough, this may not be the CCC you're looking for). The chips were perfectly melted, and oozed together with the middle into a slurpy, cozy ode to child hood, when you grabbed a too hot cookie right off the pan, fresh from the oven. My second to least favorite was the Strawberry Thiccc-cake, and it only lands here because of how sweet it was: the combination of the strawberry & white chocolate edged on cloying, but the delicious butter cookie flavor smoothed it out and made it an amazingly fresh, enjoyable experience. The first forkful revealed a flood of pie filling that was so satisfying, I wanted to happen over & over again. Cookie Meister & Midnight Society were a tie for first... way too close to call a single winner. Nostalgia wants me to declare MS the champion, with its marshmallowy, melty center & graham crackers, but there's something about the Oreos & eyeballs with CM that makes him difficult to turn down. CM wins in the 'simplicity' department, but the depth of flavor with MS is something everyone needs to experience at least once. Service was FAST (no line? The buzzer buzzed in like 5 minutes!? AT A FOOD CART?! ON A SATURDAY?!?), and I was complemented on my box choice (I bet you say that to all the ladies!), so there really isn't a reason for you not to go. Just... be a grownup and get them all. Don't be like Nicole O and only get 4 cookies and have to trek back from Beaverton for the rest, and repeats. Get some lunch/dinner while you're at The Heist, eat dessert first, and don't forget the milk!

    Stephanie A.

    Got the triple C cookie and it was so amazing. Seemed a little bit burnt but then when I broke into it it didn't taste burnt. Ooey gooey basically cookie dough encased in a baked cookie. Very worth it! Similar to my favorite cookie from Levain Bakery on the east coast.

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    Sarah C.

    Still one of my favorite places to indulge! The cart moved to The Cart Blocks since I last visited. It's a great downtown location, with a couple other carts nearby and some outdoor seating. The cookies are huge and delicious. You can order a single one, toasted up for you. Or get a box to go for a group or event (or just for yourself, I don't judge). The cart owner is friendly and can make a recommendation if you're not sure which flavor to go for, though you really can't go wrong! Enjoy these massive sugar bombs of goodness.

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    David M.

    By far, these are the most amazing cookies that have ever been created in North America. Sarah is a true genius as well as an artist.. She is the hardest working cookie maker in the country, hence the limited hours. As such, Sarah updates Google, Apple, as well as all the socials so pay attention! The cookies are insane - thicc and everything you wanted as a kid but weren't allowed to have. No, your Grandma can't bake like this. So put your pancreas to the test and come eat one of Sarah's naughty bits. As to the infantile Yelp "reviewers" who give one star because Sarah isn't at your beck and call and available 24/7, this is for you: I want you to call your parents and tell them they did a terrible job raising you. Just because your parents didn't love you enough doesn't give you the right to be selfish and entitled. Further, you certainly don't deserve Sarah's manna from heaven. Go home and think about what you've done. To everyone else, get here as soon as you can!

    Julie P.

    I ordered this for my work and it was still warmed when it got delivered within 20 mins! Never been to the cart but the cookies were delicious. I had to save the other half for the next day and drinking with milk is even better. Reminds me of being a little kid during snack time in kindergarten. I'll take these cookies over crumbl any day and I'll have to bring cookie lovers here!

    Holly T.

    Another gem found due to Instagram. My waistline hates you Instagram. I love my sweets, and cookies are some of my favorite treats. I was finally in the area after your Stories taunted me for weeks. You have so many creations that I wanted to try, but I started with the classic chocolate chip. So freaking yummy. It is huge, shareable huge. And served warm and gooey. Can't wait to try the s'mores one!

    Matthew W.

    Oh my gosh really good cookies. Very helpful people working in the food truck.Nice clean area.

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    Terrence M.

    Order: classic chocolate chip (CCC) $6 & Abomb-ination $7.75 Pros: Now hold up! This chocolate chip cookie is a banger you hear me!!!! Straight banger!!! This mound of a cookie is so gooey yet crispy on the bottom. Warm etc. yummmmmm!!! The abomb-ination was good and chocolaty. Im just not a fan of salt on my sweets. Service was great and items came out quick. Def. Will be back. Cons: mmm the cost for each of these cookies is a bit much for the size.

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    Kenneth T.

    The entire time I spent eating this cookie was me thinking over and over again: "Hell yeah dude. Hell yeah" This is the perfect place to just give up at. Screw your diet and whatever health article you read about sugar being the worst possible thing you can put in your body. We're all gonna get killed by whatever nightmare is waiting around 2024's corner so make your last meal a tastefully decadent cookie with a gooey center. The only thing sweeter then this cookie was the woman serving them. I'm a sucker for a handwritten note and will be coming back to try whatever monthly special they have next. If you're new to Portland or visiting I recommend Side Dish Mafia's food tour that showcases this place as a wonderful ending.

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    Madeline C.

    Their food truck is located right in center of downtown Portland. The Regina gorgeous was my favorite surprisingly as a cream cheese sugar cookie stuffed with white chocolate. They ran out of cookies and cream when we were there sadly. The atomic blonde flavor of butterscotch was delicious but the raisins coud have been omitted. Surprisingly I didn't really like the chocolate chip cookie as much. It didn't do much for me. The choc blocker was chocolate pb didn't have much peanut butter flavor. Overall they were hot and decadent cookies.

    Natasha K.

    This cookie is to not be taken lightly. She thicc, and she demands respect. I got the CCC because I just wanted a classic. I think the best way to describe it would be a big dallop of cookie dough, lightly baked. If you're big on cookie dough, you'll love it but if you're expecting a crispy dessert, this ain't the place.

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    So glad you enjoyed your treats!!! I’m sorry I missed you

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    These cookies are absurdly good. I highly recommend taking anyone who is visiting Portland to a food cart pod and giving them a try!

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    cookies have gone down hill. last few times the cookie isn't even cooked through. I love a soft cookie. but not raw.

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