I came, I saw, I crumbled. Cookie McCakeface is doing Portland proud with cookies so big they practically need their own zip code. Calling these "cookies" feels like a sweet little lie. They are glorious, half-pound dough monsters! Special shoutout to the Regina Gorgeous because she is totally fetch! On Wednesdays, we eat pink! You guys completely whisked me off my feet. I've seen a few online reviews complaining about friendliness, but honestly? I came here for top-tier baking, not a hug and a therapy session! The cookies are my therapy. The crew wears masks behind the counter, keeps everything squeaky clean, and bakes literal magic. Safety, clean hands, and killer cookies over performative small talk any day of the week. Besides, if Regina George were nice, she wouldn't be Regina George. Batter up, PDX, because this cart is untouchable. Get in, loser, we are going to buy cookies! Keep doughing what you're doughing! read more

The BEST cookies in Portland! Their chocolate chip is truly unmatched and I love all the fun monthly combos the owner comes up with. Worth it every single time! And service is always top notch. You need a sweet treat? This is where you need to go! read more

If you want to be treated as if you are the worst person on the planet, by someone who is actually the worst person on the planet, this is the perfect place for you. The extremely unhappy owner of this "food" cart takes all her bad life decisions out on her paying customers. Why create a business that serves the public if you obviously despise the public? Plus the cookies are burnt AND raw inside. How is that possible? How can you f up a cookie that bad, especially when people are paying $7 a piece? This place is not an only a scam, they also don't want your business based on how bad they treat their customers. You're better off getting day old cookies from Safeway. The Heist, where this cart is located has become a stain on what was a nice, quiet neighborhood. Their customers block resident driveways, they don't respect the neighborhood at night and trash it when they leave. (The spot was better for the whole city when it was an unused parking lot compared to what it is now) So if you have a desire to be treated like garbage whilst spending your hard earned money on a flawed product, then this is the place to go. read more

Yum. Stopped here for dessert and tried a few cookies. The chocolate chip cookie was excellent. The oatmeal was just ok - we felt that the butterscotch overpowered the cookie and it could have done without that. And my son was swooned by the blue cookie with eyes, so we had to try that one too. While we thought it looked the prettiest, we weren't wowed by the flavor. Next time, we'll definitely get another chocolate chip and I'd be interested in trying the cream cheese sugar cookie too. The staff were super friendly. read more

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Person serving us was rude. Tried to make small talk and she was standoffish. Was hoping they just had a rough day and went back another day. Nope, that's just her attitude. Never coming here again... read more

The one true thing that can be said about Portland businesses is how rude the owners are and how micro aggressively racist they are as well. The owner is absolutely rude asf and thats jsut really depending on her mood. Now on tiktok, she is involved in a dispute where she falsely accused a black content creator of stealing images and using AI to enhance her already horrible product. If you are black/brown, avoid this business at all costs. read more

The cookies are monstrous! The price is hefty, but worth it. If you are glutton, one should be satisfactory, but what I am saying is the size is good for 2 or even 3. We opted to do the Quad Pack box for $26 for 4 (edited)! It did last us for a few days but I'm glad we tried McCakeface in search of a good dessert after a dinner at a nearby restaurant. Time wasn't an issue, location is ideal as it is in a food truck hub called The Heist. Cash and other payment options were available. What a great treat to have this business around! read more

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We've been here a few times and these are the best cookies!! They are huge and have been baked perfectly each time! Highly recommend any of the chocolate flavors! read more

I had the best 2nd visit here, the Cookie Monster cookie is a must try. It's big and warm i recommend to share between 2 people. There's a whole Oreo inside. read more

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These cookies are a real treat. You can taste the freshness! The specials are always super fun, but the standard menu is already to die for. read more

Cookie McCakeface - Desserts Near Me - Portland, Oregon

Hair in my cookie. MULTIPLE COOKIES!!!!Disgusting! Fool me once, can't be fooled again. The owner (I think) was also rude and dismissive. I'm this place will remain a PDX staple. Classic. read more

Cookies are cute however the owner is very rude and confrontational. Major yikes. I would avoid.

These are NOT the cookies your grandma made to dunk in a cup of milk after school... sorry to tell you (no, I'm not). These are adult f*****g deliciousness that don't *need* a cup of milk, but probably would be amazing with one. I didn't have milk in my car (thank the lordt... it was HAWT), and I couldn't wait until I got home to try them. I was forking bites into my friend's pie hole as he was driving home. That's how amazeballs these damn things are. And I regret NOTHING. Except not getting the rest of the crew to try. Anyway, what you're really here for: the review. CCC was my least favorite. There, I said it. But it was for no reason other than the others were even better. This hunk of a cookie was perfectly crunchy on the outside & the edges, and deliciously gooey in the middle, bordering on barely baked (if you're not a fan of cookie dough, this may not be the CCC you're looking for). The chips were perfectly melted, and oozed together with the middle into a slurpy, cozy ode to child hood, when you grabbed a too hot cookie right off the pan, fresh from the oven. My second to least favorite was the Strawberry Thiccc-cake, and it only lands here because of how sweet it was: the combination of the strawberry & white chocolate edged on cloying, but the delicious butter cookie flavor smoothed it out and made it an amazingly fresh, enjoyable experience. The first forkful revealed a flood of pie filling that was so satisfying, I wanted to happen over & over again. Cookie Meister & Midnight Society were a tie for first... way too close to call a single winner. Nostalgia wants me to declare MS the champion, with its marshmallowy, melty center & graham crackers, but there's something about the Oreos & eyeballs with CM that makes him difficult to turn down. CM wins in the 'simplicity' department, but the depth of flavor with MS is something everyone needs to experience at least once. Service was FAST (no line? The buzzer buzzed in like 5 minutes!? AT A FOOD CART?! ON A SATURDAY?!?), and I was complemented on my box choice (I bet you say that to all the ladies!), so there really isn't a reason for you not to go. Just... be a grownup and get them all. Don't be like Nicole O and only get 4 cookies and have to trek back from Beaverton for the rest, and repeats. Get some lunch/dinner while you're at The Heist, eat dessert first, and don't forget the milk! read more

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Got the triple C cookie and it was so amazing. Seemed a little bit burnt but then when I broke into it it didn't taste burnt. Ooey gooey basically cookie dough encased in a baked cookie. Very worth it! Similar to my favorite cookie from Levain Bakery on the east coast. read more

Cookie McCakeface - Desserts Near Me - Portland, Oregon

Holy SMOKES is this place good. I've always wanted to order but they closed a little too early. Finally got the opportunity tonight and BRO these blew my fucking socks off. Crumbl doesn't hold a CANDLE to these cookies. Ranking what I got in order of best to also best: 1. Cookie Meister - bro this cookie is SO GOOD. Is there brown butter in this?? Cookie is amazing, the taste is addicting and the Oreo in it is chefs kiss. If you're an Oreo fan, this cookie is for you. 2. Midnight Society - ALSO AMAZING. The chocolate isn't very dark at all (in a great way), and the marshmallow was so gooey, an overall palette pleaser. 3. CCC - My least favorite of the three. Was SUPER gooey and fell apart but had a great taste! Delivery was quick and cookies tasted fresh. Would love to see y'all add some new flavors!! read more

I consider myself to be quite the chocolate chip cookie connoisseur, and hands down, the CCC is one of my very favorite cookies I've ever had. Service is quick (literally, hot and ready in 5 minutes) and the cookies are huge for the price. Big fan A+ will eat again. read more

Best damn cookies in Oregon. The owner is one of the hardest working women in the biz. Go support her biz by eating some of the best and most unique cookies out there. read more

Just wish the owner had a friendlier vibe and would be more inviting. Seems like she buys reviews my ladys honest review got deleted :/ ( when confronted about her attitude she very clearly says there are other small businesses we can go to ). She doesnt have the attitude that matches a premium priced cookie. Reminds me of the vibe you get at a restaurant where they pay to be mean to you read more

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Delicious, decadent cookies! The people who work there are really friendly and offer great service. They can help you decide what to get if you're unsure! My favorite is the classic chocolate chip because I'm not a white chocolate fan. They often have limited edition flavors. I can't wait to see what they come up with next! read more

Delicious - got a quad and everyone one of them was scrumptious! Only need to make sure you got some milk handy! It was worth the trip from several miles away! read more

This is it. This is the dessert you've been looking for. To start off, I never review sweets. Just a taste thing, I know...I just never really had a sweet tooth. Every once in awhile, I give them a shot. That last shot was this cart that was originally downtown. It changed me. It changed that day. Somehow I just craved sweets again, after like 8 years, I found the appeal! Was hyped to see the cart moved to my favorite pod in PDX, The Heist, and gave it anither shot. AGAIN. FLOORED. This is the perfect cookie. The service is top tier, the menu has a little bit of everything, hell even the tunes inside the cart were right up my alley. This spot deserves a full chapter in my book of recommendations. Simple concept done exceptionally well with the best staff to back it up. 10/10. read more

So dang good! These are unique -- not your average flat cookie that you can easily find in any bakery. They are almost snowball shaped, with the texture of cake. I love an ooey gooey, soft, dense cookie so these are totally my jam. Bonus points for the caramelized edges. No idea how they do it! read more

The main ingredient in these cookies is clearly LOVE. I love all of the creative cookies on the menu though I most often order the traditional chocolate chip. These cookies make wonderful gifts, too, because they are of the highest quality and packaged so well. I mean who wouldn't want to receive a Cookie McCakeface for their birthday or house warming? Everyone who works at the cart is funny & helpful with the added bonus of so many great neighboring carts. read more

These cookies are the best! We try to stop by every time we're in Portland. The chocolate chip is probably my favorite but every flavor we've tried has been amazing. Customer service has always been great read more

The best cookies in pdx! I have driven 3+ hours to fill my craving of these cookies multiple times! The monthly special are so fun, creative, unique and every cookie is delicious! The owner and her staff are so kind and friendly. I always leave a smile on my face and a fully happy belly! read more

Been coming here since they showed up at the Heist. Good vibe, fun art, amazing specials, and a cart that actually puts "sold out" on menu items when needed. The cookies are well worth the price- besides the fact that they're delicious, they're gigantic. Two cookies can last me 3 days (I have self-control these days). I rave about them to anyone I come to Heist with, or anyone who dares mention crumbl to me (barf) and have never seen anyone be less than ecstatic when they try them. I do almost always end up being served by the owner, so I can't really speak about her staff, but she's never been anything but super friendly to me. I don't come often enough to be recognized (again, self-control), but I've always been greeted warmly as if I was one. All that could change though, as I am now scheduling various appointments on Mondays specifically so I can be "running errands" and "in the neighborhood" during mini Mondays read more

Midnight society was the best cookie I have ever eaten. The gooey marshmallow center, the crisp graham cracker bits....omg. I ate half warm and the other half cold later, and both were incredible. I'm obsessed with these cookies and the owner is very cool and friendly too! I usually order on DD because I'm lazy, but I love to come in person when possible too!! Thanks for an epic cookie experience!!!! Support local small businesses, they are better than Crumbl anyway! :) read more

Cookie McCakeface - Midnight society cookie - perfectly crisp on the outside, soft and delicious on the inside - Desserts Near Me - Portland, Oregon

These are some of the best cookies, if not the best, you can find ANYWHERE. Truly an exceptional experience and I've had at least one 'famous' cookie in 46 states. Three different flavors here feature in my top 5 bakery cookies of all time. The ingredients are quality, they've totally cracked the code with texture, the taste is sensational, and the staff are awesome. Epic cookie cart that must be visited many many times! read more

Cookie McCakeface - The best Cookie Meister Meister Cookie - Desserts Near Me - Portland, Oregon

Still one of my favorite places to indulge! The cart moved to The Cart Blocks since I last visited. It's a great downtown location, with a couple other carts nearby and some outdoor seating. The cookies are huge and delicious. You can order a single one, toasted up for you. Or get a box to go for a group or event (or just for yourself, I don't judge). The cart owner is friendly and can make a recommendation if you're not sure which flavor to go for, though you really can't go wrong! Enjoy these massive sugar bombs of goodness. read more

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Another gem found due to Instagram. My waistline hates you Instagram. I love my sweets, and cookies are some of my favorite treats. I was finally in the area after your Stories taunted me for weeks. You have so many creations that I wanted to try, but I started with the classic chocolate chip. So freaking yummy. It is huge, shareable huge. And served warm and gooey. Can't wait to try the s'mores one! read more

Cookie McCakeface - Desserts Near Me - Portland, Oregon

The best cookies I've ever had! The customer service is amazing! Sara makes the best vegan chocolate chip cookie in the PNW.

We love these cookies, owner is sweet, branding is so cute! You are missing out if you do not stop by this cart next time you're at the Heist. You have to! read more

cookies are good, not really worth the money or stomach ache though, just make your own. owner is kinda bitchy and seems super full of herself, one of the employees has always been nice but it just doesn't seem like she encourages a friendly or welcoming environment. i've gone a few times with my partner but i don't feel comfortable going alone because of her energy. Sad she doesn't realize she's a small business and doesn't wanna be apart of the community she wants to look down on us :( read more

Cookie McCakeface - mini monday cookie (upcharged by $1) - Desserts Near Me - Portland, Oregon

By far, these are the most amazing cookies that have ever been created in North America. Sarah is a true genius as well as an artist.. She is the hardest working cookie maker in the country, hence the limited hours. As such, Sarah updates Google, Apple, as well as all the socials so pay attention! The cookies are insane - thicc and everything you wanted as a kid but weren't allowed to have. No, your Grandma can't bake like this. So put your pancreas to the test and come eat one of Sarah's naughty bits. As to the infantile Yelp "reviewers" who give one star because Sarah isn't at your beck and call and available 24/7, this is for you: I want you to call your parents and tell them they did a terrible job raising you. Just because your parents didn't love you enough doesn't give you the right to be selfish and entitled. Further, you certainly don't deserve Sarah's manna from heaven. Go home and think about what you've done. To everyone else, get here as soon as you can! read more

Cookie McCakeface - Food truck - Desserts Near Me - Portland, Oregon

Hands down the best cookies I've ever had. I wish they shipped or had a location in California. I had the Cookie Monster and Regina. Will definitely try out all the other flavors if I ever find myself back in Portland read more

Cookie McCakeface turned my own son against me. I used to be able to toss some frozen cookie dough in the oven and 10 minutes later my son would be singing my praises. Now all I hear when I try to bake for him is "why can't you make yours taste like that blue one with eye balls". I don't think I'll ever redeem myself. read more

some of the best cookies I have ever had!!!! owner is so sweet and works so hard. They have such a good variety of fun flavors.

I ordered this for my work and it was still warmed when it got delivered within 20 mins! Never been to the cart but the cookies were delicious. I had to save the other half for the next day and drinking with milk is even better. Reminds me of being a little kid during snack time in kindergarten. I'll take these cookies over crumbl any day and I'll have to bring cookie lovers here! read more

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Oh my gosh really good cookies. Very helpful people working in the food truck.Nice clean area. read more

Cookie McCakeface - Desserts Near Me - Portland, Oregon

Order: classic chocolate chip (CCC) $6 & Abomb-ination $7.75 Pros: Now hold up! This chocolate chip cookie is a banger you hear me!!!! Straight banger!!! This mound of a cookie is so gooey yet crispy on the bottom. Warm etc. yummmmmm!!! The abomb-ination was good and chocolaty. Im just not a fan of salt on my sweets. Service was great and items came out quick. Def. Will be back. Cons: mmm the cost for each of these cookies is a bit much for the size. read more

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