Holy SMOKES is this place good. I've always wanted to order but they closed a little too early. Finally got the opportunity tonight and BRO these blew my fucking socks off. Crumbl doesn't hold a CANDLE to these cookies. Ranking what I got in order of best to also best: 1. Cookie Meister - bro this cookie is SO GOOD. Is there brown butter in this?? Cookie is amazing, the taste is addicting and the Oreo in it is chefs kiss. If you're an Oreo fan, this cookie is for you. 2. Midnight Society - ALSO AMAZING. The chocolate isn't very dark at all (in a great way), and the marshmallow was so gooey, an overall palette pleaser. 3. CCC - My least favorite of the three. Was SUPER gooey and fell apart but had a great taste! Delivery was quick and cookies tasted fresh. Would love to see y'all add some new flavors!! read more

I had the best 2nd visit here, the Cookie Monster cookie is a must try. It's big and warm i recommend to share between 2 people. There's a whole Oreo inside. read more

Cookie McCakeface - Desserts Near Me - Portland, Oregon

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The cookies are monstrous! The price is hefty, but worth it. If you are glutton, one should be satisfactory, but what I am saying is the size is good for 2 or even 3. We opted to do the Quad Pack box for $26 for 4 (edited)! It did last us for a few days but I'm glad we tried McCakeface in search of a good dessert after a dinner at a nearby restaurant. Time wasn't an issue, location is ideal as it is in a food truck hub called The Heist. Cash and other payment options were available. What a great treat to have this business around! read more

Cookie McCakeface - Menu not including specials - Desserts Near Me - Portland, Oregon

These cookies are a real treat. You can taste the freshness! The specials are always super fun, but the standard menu is already to die for. read more

Cookie McCakeface - Desserts Near Me - Portland, Oregon

These are NOT the cookies your grandma made to dunk in a cup of milk after school... sorry to tell you (no, I'm not). These are adult f*****g deliciousness that don't *need* a cup of milk, but probably would be amazing with one. I didn't have milk in my car (thank the lordt... it was HAWT), and I couldn't wait until I got home to try them. I was forking bites into my friend's pie hole as he was driving home. That's how amazeballs these damn things are. And I regret NOTHING. Except not getting the rest of the crew to try. Anyway, what you're really here for: the review. CCC was my least favorite. There, I said it. But it was for no reason other than the others were even better. This hunk of a cookie was perfectly crunchy on the outside & the edges, and deliciously gooey in the middle, bordering on barely baked (if you're not a fan of cookie dough, this may not be the CCC you're looking for). The chips were perfectly melted, and oozed together with the middle into a slurpy, cozy ode to child hood, when you grabbed a too hot cookie right off the pan, fresh from the oven. My second to least favorite was the Strawberry Thiccc-cake, and it only lands here because of how sweet it was: the combination of the strawberry & white chocolate edged on cloying, but the delicious butter cookie flavor smoothed it out and made it an amazingly fresh, enjoyable experience. The first forkful revealed a flood of pie filling that was so satisfying, I wanted to happen over & over again. Cookie Meister & Midnight Society were a tie for first... way too close to call a single winner. Nostalgia wants me to declare MS the champion, with its marshmallowy, melty center & graham crackers, but there's something about the Oreos & eyeballs with CM that makes him difficult to turn down. CM wins in the 'simplicity' department, but the depth of flavor with MS is something everyone needs to experience at least once. Service was FAST (no line? The buzzer buzzed in like 5 minutes!? AT A FOOD CART?! ON A SATURDAY?!?), and I was complemented on my box choice (I bet you say that to all the ladies!), so there really isn't a reason for you not to go. Just... be a grownup and get them all. Don't be like Nicole O and only get 4 cookies and have to trek back from Beaverton for the rest, and repeats. Get some lunch/dinner while you're at The Heist, eat dessert first, and don't forget the milk! read more

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Got the triple C cookie and it was so amazing. Seemed a little bit burnt but then when I broke into it it didn't taste burnt. Ooey gooey basically cookie dough encased in a baked cookie. Very worth it! Similar to my favorite cookie from Levain Bakery on the east coast. read more

Cookie McCakeface - Desserts Near Me - Portland, Oregon

Deeliciiiiiousss. They got fun monthly special cookies like carrot cake cookie. Best customer service too. My favorite cookies. I'm a Cookie Monster. read more

Still one of my favorite places to indulge! The cart moved to The Cart Blocks since I last visited. It's a great downtown location, with a couple other carts nearby and some outdoor seating. The cookies are huge and delicious. You can order a single one, toasted up for you. Or get a box to go for a group or event (or just for yourself, I don't judge). The cart owner is friendly and can make a recommendation if you're not sure which flavor to go for, though you really can't go wrong! Enjoy these massive sugar bombs of goodness. read more

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Hands down the best cookies I've ever had. I wish they shipped or had a location in California. I had the Cookie Monster and Regina. Will definitely try out all the other flavors if I ever find myself back in Portland read more

Cookie McCakeface turned my own son against me. I used to be able to toss some frozen cookie dough in the oven and 10 minutes later my son would be singing my praises. Now all I hear when I try to bake for him is "why can't you make yours taste like that blue one with eye balls". I don't think I'll ever redeem myself. read more

By far, these are the most amazing cookies that have ever been created in North America. Sarah is a true genius as well as an artist.. She is the hardest working cookie maker in the country, hence the limited hours. As such, Sarah updates Google, Apple, as well as all the socials so pay attention! The cookies are insane - thicc and everything you wanted as a kid but weren't allowed to have. No, your Grandma can't bake like this. So put your pancreas to the test and come eat one of Sarah's naughty bits. As to the infantile Yelp "reviewers" who give one star because Sarah isn't at your beck and call and available 24/7, this is for you: I want you to call your parents and tell them they did a terrible job raising you. Just because your parents didn't love you enough doesn't give you the right to be selfish and entitled. Further, you certainly don't deserve Sarah's manna from heaven. Go home and think about what you've done. To everyone else, get here as soon as you can! read more

Cookie McCakeface - Food truck - Desserts Near Me - Portland, Oregon

I ordered this for my work and it was still warmed when it got delivered within 20 mins! Never been to the cart but the cookies were delicious. I had to save the other half for the next day and drinking with milk is even better. Reminds me of being a little kid during snack time in kindergarten. I'll take these cookies over crumbl any day and I'll have to bring cookie lovers here! read more

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Another gem found due to Instagram. My waistline hates you Instagram. I love my sweets, and cookies are some of my favorite treats. I was finally in the area after your Stories taunted me for weeks. You have so many creations that I wanted to try, but I started with the classic chocolate chip. So freaking yummy. It is huge, shareable huge. And served warm and gooey. Can't wait to try the s'mores one! read more

Cookie McCakeface - Desserts Near Me - Portland, Oregon

Oh my gosh really good cookies. Very helpful people working in the food truck.Nice clean area. read more

Cookie McCakeface - Desserts Near Me - Portland, Oregon

Order: classic chocolate chip (CCC) $6 & Abomb-ination $7.75 Pros: Now hold up! This chocolate chip cookie is a banger you hear me!!!! Straight banger!!! This mound of a cookie is so gooey yet crispy on the bottom. Warm etc. yummmmmm!!! The abomb-ination was good and chocolaty. Im just not a fan of salt on my sweets. Service was great and items came out quick. Def. Will be back. Cons: mmm the cost for each of these cookies is a bit much for the size. read more

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WHOA! These are the best cookies! We loved the chocolate chip and midnight society flavors!! They were perfectly warm and huge which made them great to share read more

The entire time I spent eating this cookie was me thinking over and over again: "Hell yeah dude. Hell yeah" This is the perfect place to just give up at. Screw your diet and whatever health article you read about sugar being the worst possible thing you can put in your body. We're all gonna get killed by whatever nightmare is waiting around 2024's corner so make your last meal a tastefully decadent cookie with a gooey center. The only thing sweeter then this cookie was the woman serving them. I'm a sucker for a handwritten note and will be coming back to try whatever monthly special they have next. If you're new to Portland or visiting I recommend Side Dish Mafia's food tour that showcases this place as a wonderful ending. read more

Cookie McCakeface - Hot Chocolate Specialty - Desserts Near Me - Portland, Oregon

Their food truck is located right in center of downtown Portland. The Regina gorgeous was my favorite surprisingly as a cream cheese sugar cookie stuffed with white chocolate. They ran out of cookies and cream when we were there sadly. The atomic blonde flavor of butterscotch was delicious but the raisins coud have been omitted. Surprisingly I didn't really like the chocolate chip cookie as much. It didn't do much for me. The choc blocker was chocolate pb didn't have much peanut butter flavor. Overall they were hot and decadent cookies. read more

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Nice thick gooey cookies. A little spendy, but they're pretty substantial. Served warm. I tried the CCC (their version of the chocolate chip) and an oatmeal cookie with raisins and butterscotch chips. I really liked the flavor of the cookie dough, but found the chocolate and butterscotch to be too much for my liking. In the CCC there was a big chunk of chocolate at the bottom, which I found to be too sweet. Likewise the oatmeal cookie had really sweet butterscotch chips throughout, which was a bit too much for me. Overall, I really liked the cookies, but wish the sweetness was toned down a bit from the chocolate and butterscotch. read more

I first found out about Cookie McCakeface on Instagram where I was able to capture the beauty of these spectacular pastries. After discovering this cart, I knew I had to swing by as soon as possible. The cart is easy to find as it's in the heart of Portland. The cart itself is adorable and modern with prices clearly displayed. I'm sure if you had any questions, the AMAZING owner/operator is sure to help. She is so friendly and helpful! The texture of these cookies is absolutely mind blowing. You'll find the outside to be slightly crunchy while the interior is filled with ooey gooey goodness. Whenever you have a chance, certainly stop by! I know I'll see myself stopping by again in the future! read more

This cookie is to not be taken lightly. She thicc, and she demands respect. I got the CCC because I just wanted a classic. I think the best way to describe it would be a big dallop of cookie dough, lightly baked. If you're big on cookie dough, you'll love it but if you're expecting a crispy dessert, this ain't the place. read more

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We were visiting the area from Kentucky and I LOVE cookies so I had to try them! The owner wasn't working but the guy there made recommendations and was very nice. Cookies were worth the effort of finding the location! Thank you for this experience. read more

Cookie McCakeface - Desserts Near Me - Portland, Oregon

These cookies are absurdly good. I highly recommend taking anyone who is visiting Portland to a food cart pod and giving them a try!

cookies have gone down hill. last few times the cookie isn't even cooked through. I love a soft cookie. but not raw.

What a gem! Looking for something close, quick and sweet, we found this cute little cart! Love the marketing with their art btw! I got the midnight society, which is their s'mores cookie. The pictures don't do it justice at all, but when the cashier hands you that warm box and you hold it in your hand, you'll feel the joy I felt! It was cooked perfectly to my taste, super soft and gooey in the middle, with the melty marshmallow inside (had to break it open to show you!). The graham cracker in the chocolate cookie dough really made the s'mores flavor come out. You'll definitely want to give this place a try and eat it while it's hot! read more

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Walking by the Cookie McCakeface truck peaked my interest. I frequent the cart blocks on W. Burnside and found a cookie cart with fun and unique descriptions very intriguing. Then my addiction began. The monthly themed specials are my absolute favorite. My first was Netflix and Chill. The perfect combination of M&Ms, recess, potato chips and popcorn. My latest love is the seasonal Black Lodge. Dark chocolate cookie with espresso. These cookies never stop making my day. Expert tip- the cookies freeze very well! After cooking a meal in the oven, I put the cookies in. Then they are perfectly baked and warmed for dessert. Get here! You will be hooked. read more

Just when you think you can't get any better cookies, this place comes along with some of the best cookies I've had. Words can not describe how great these cookies are. I tried their best seller, the CCC. This was literally one of the best chocolate chip cookies I've had in a long time. I liked that when you place the order, they will finish baking the cookie (give them 5 minutes), and then you will get a nice warm cookie out of the oven. read more

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After a year of being on my 'places to try' bucket list, I finally tried and I have been missing out! The cookies were delicious --the perfect consistency. We enjoyed every flavor we tried! read more

Cookie McCakeface - Desserts Near Me - Portland, Oregon

Advertised on website, Instagram, and the cart that it would be open at 12:00. Waited for 30 MINUTES. And not a soul showed up. I can't speak for the cookies but I wouldn't waste your time waiting for something that won't happen. Also, love the passive aggressive owner. I get being sick but being rude to customers is another thing. read more

Do you ever eat something that fills the inexplicable void you're experiencing? Somehow these magical cookies do exactly that. They're gloriously enormous, slightly crispy on the outside, with warm and decadent interiors. It's the perfect treat for when you want to boost your mood. I've seen some reviews that are like "oh noooo the calories", well too bad, get over it. These cookies are worth every single calorie and I eat them with no regrets. Also, the owner Sarah is a lovely human. Normally I talk about the improveables of a place in my Yelp reviews, but not this time. I can't come up with suggestions for being better. The cost of each cookie might be more than other cookie prices, but considering that each cookie is at least twice the mass of a normal cookie AND of a higher caliber quality, just hand your money over. read more

Really was disappointed in the cookies at this food cart. We were very excited to try them and we ended up getting 7 cookies. Costs 48 just for reference. Not cheap but if they're good then it'd be worth the price! They all taste like burnt dough with flavor. The texture of them isn't really soft in the middle unless there's a custard or cream cheese. We tried the pistachio and I would say it's my least favorite, they used dark chocolate chips and it completely takes away the flavor. They should be considering that when using dark chocolate with other flavors at all. There was 3 of us trying these cookies and my nephew took one bite then said he didn't want it anymore. As for my criticisms they matched with the other individual I went with. I really hate to only talk negative but I regretted coming out here from eugene today and hope my comment helps anyone who does the same travel wise because it was not worth it. I may come back a year from now and try a single cookie again. In hopes that they consider the flavors and textures My biggest suggestion is to buy one before buying a bunch!! Edit: it does not allow me to respond to your comment but your menu clearly states your Regina cookie contains cream cheese and I can verify... it does lol. We were there yesterday at about 3:30 id say. But I don't wish for a refund I only wish that the consideration of flavors would be held higher. Your consideration is appreciated. Regardless of what the chip is that's being used in the pistachio it's too dark. And semi sweet is a type of dark chocolate. Dark chocolate is a category of semi and bitter chocolates. I took one bite and nothing further so it's possible that that's all I was tasting and not the milk chocolate. But I can say that the pistachio is so light I wouldn't have know it wasn't just a green chocolate chip if I hadn't remembered what I bought The butterscotch, atomic blonde was the only one we agreed had flavors to it read more

these cookies are to DIE for. always get the sugar cookie one and i'm obsessed everytime. i always take my family members here too and they love it! you can't go wrong with any of the flavors read more

It's always 5 stars at this über cute food cart near North Park Blocks. Cookies baked to order, so you'll wait a few minutes while your masterpiece comes to the perfect temp. Then you'll receive a piping hot cookie with a gooey center of pure delight. read more

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If you don't like Cookie McCakeface, we can't be friends. These are by far the best cookies I've ever had. I've been eyeing these on Instagram for quite some time now and the wait has been more than worth it! I will be telling everyone I know about these cookies. The cookie was gone in 0.2 seconds, I just couldn't stop devouring it. As promised, the cookies were hot and fresh in less than 5 minutes. Plus, the owner is so sweet and kind. There are plenty of tables and a nice park (with lots of shade!) across the street. I would highly recommend going here if you are in the Portland area. read more

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GREATEST. COOKIES. EVER. And as an added bonus the owner is GREAT! Lovely customer service and they are funny af to boot. read more

After following them for a long time on Instagram, I finally decided to go in and check them out. This was from a while ago but the cookies have made an impression on me and I have sent friends and family over to check them out. The owner is very nice! I have messaged her on Instagram a couple of times and she's always very sweet. :) my favorite is the Cookie Monster obviously because of it googly eyes read more

Cookie McCakeface - four cookies in a box - Desserts Near Me - Portland, Oregon

I visited Cookie McCakeface the first week I moved to Portland and I was blown away! I got four cookies and could not eat them all in one day, but was pleasantly surprised to find that they lasted almost a week and tasted even yummier after heating them up! The owner was so sweet and patient while I was deciding which cookies I wanted to order. I came back a few days before the Portland ice storm of '24 to order some for my birthday and they were as good as I remembered from the first time. They taste amazing, travel well, and heat up great! You can't go wrong! read more

Cookie McCakeface - Birthday cookies! - Desserts Near Me - Portland, Oregon

You will never eat a better cookie on earth than from Sarah at Cookie McCakeface. Go in with the highest of expectations because they will be exceeded. Pay attention to monthly specials because she puts so much time and work into perfecting creative flavors and ideas that will blow you away every time. If I had one day to show someone the best of Portland -- Cookie McCakeface would be on the list no doubt. read more

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My coworkers and I can not get enough of these cookies. They are all so amazing but the Chocolate Chip cookies are life changing. Do your self a favor and visit her cart but I would suggest going early as she often sells out and understandable considering how amazing these cookies are. read more

Omg!!! These cookies were so good we came back twice. Great deal to get the dozen. A cookie place needs to master a chocolate chip cookie and this place rocked it! The cookie was huge and domed shape. A nice crispy edge with a soft cake like interior with the ratio of chips to dough expertly balanced. The cookie monster with whole oreos in the center was delicious but a bit doughy. The Atomic blonde was so good with raisins! And chocblocker was a bit dry but had this nice peanut butter flavor. read more

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