Went to the leisure centre today to go swimming in the pool but found that the staff were really rude and unhelpful. I was doing some amazing backstrokes down the middle of the pool when I bumped into something hard and sticky. It was a turd, floating along the surface of the water. I screamed, 'help! I'm being attacked by a turd!' I tried to swim away but it kept following me. In shock and panic, I began to lose balance and started to drown. I pleaded for someone to help me but I caught sight of the lifeguards, smoking and playing cards on their highchairs while laughing. I passed out. When I woke up I found myself naked in the carpark outside in the middle of the night alone. I'm giving one star for the turd in the pool. Hygiene has gone out of the window with this place. read more