As a young adult of considerable wealth, I was looking to play the stock market. The myriad complexities and contradictions of the market, however, were far too much for me to handle, so I searched online and found this place. Clipper Wealth Management is essentially a one-man investment team by the name of Scott Cash Thompson. Yes, my investment guy/stockbroker's middle name is Cash. As a client of Scott's, I assure you he lives up to that pecuniary name. Over the past several years, I've seen my portfolio increase exponentially.
Scott is an approachable, friendly guy who will take the time to explain your portfolio in layman's terms. If you have any question whatsoever about your portfolio (how much you've made, which stocks yield the highest returns, etc.), Scott will reply thoroughly and in a way you can understand it. I've learned a lot about the stock market since meeting Scott, but I am far from a pro. *Scott* is a pro!
The idiom "It takes money to make money" is true, so be prepared to plop down an initial investment of at least six figures. This might seem steep, but Scott likes to keep his clientele relatively small so that he can provide great service and focus on making his clients as wealthy as possible.
If you're looking to invest, then I cannot recommend Scott highly enough. He's smart, focused, communicative, and honest. What more could you ask for in a stockbroker?
I have, however, run into an issue. Theologian socialists are fond of quoting Matthew 19:21-24:
"Truly I tell you, it is hard for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of heaven. Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God."
This got me thinking. How can I retain my considerable wealth yet still enter the kingdom of God upon my earthly demise? I achieved this via two different means:
1) I created a massive, ten-foot-tall, 3D-printed eye of a needle and coaxed a camel to pass through it.
2) I worked with a geneticist friend to create a camel a mere one centimeter in diameter so that it could pass through the eye of a normal-sized needle.
The irony is that all this research drained my wealth. I'm not one to give up, so I consulted the Bible and found another way: "Wealth gained hastily will dwindle, but whoever gathers little by little will increase it." -- Proverbs 13:11. I was apparently hasty in my attainment of massive wealth. That's why I have slowly begun collecting coupons, each of which is valued at one one-hundredth of one cent. To become a millionaire and remain in God's good graces, therefore, I need only to collect and redeem the monetary value of 100,000,000 coupons. read more