what is crab Rangoon? is there any other kind of Rangoon? is there such a thing as plain Rangoon? I honestly don't have a clue, I've never heard of any kind of Rangoon other than crab. is the crab an integral part of the Rangoon? are the Rangoon and the crab in a co-dependent relationship? could the Rangoon survive without the crab or are they truly destined for each other, never to leave their sides. if there is another kind of Rangoon, what would it be called? some other kind of meat then the word Rangoon? would it even be meat? is there a vegetarian option for Rangoon? or would that be too much? would it even work? as I said, I have no clue what Rangoon even is, just that it's some kind of crab dish. getting back onto topic about not crab Rangoon, what kind of vegetable would it be? something savory like lettuce or something sweet such as carrot? now there's a thought, lettuce Rangoon. Or even on the off chance if you wanted a surprise would they call it a surprise Rangoon or Rangoon surprise? or just Rangoon something. would they be able to get away with that? i'm sure the FDA would have a few things to say about "Rangoon surprise". I wonder how surprising you could make Rangoon, or if it's one of those things where you asked for a surprise and got exactly what you were thinking that you were going to get, like if you asked for a "spaghetti surprise" and just got spaghetti. I imagine this is what Rangoon surprise would be like, probably just crab Rangoon but with that extra bit of excitement because even though you knew exactly what it was going to be, you didn't actually order it outright.
do you think surprises can work like this? for example, if you knew you were going to have a surprise party but no one planning the party knew you knew, would it still be a surprise for you? I imagine this is what it would be like for the people making the Rangoon surprise, they don't know that you know exactly what they're making. of course on the other hand, if you told them that you knew exactly what they were making, would it be a surprise for them? would it be like flipping a table right before the person on the other side was about to flip it,like going to a magic show and telling the magician that you know all his tricks. I'm sure that would absolutely destroy the magician, especially if you did in front of an audience, he would be ran out of town as a liar and a charlatan, never to return, lest he wants to come back to an angry mob, the memories of his betrayal still fresh in their minds read more
