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Zion Evangelical Lutheran Church

Zion Evangelical Lutheran Church

1.0(1 review)
0.2 mi

I arrived on time for service, on my way in the door I noticed a piece of trash in the rocks next…read moreto the approach so, thinking that I would make a good impression, I picked it up and walked inside. I was greeted by a man wearing a priestly gown and attempted to hand the refuse to him as he was extending his hand to greet me. When he noticed the refuse in my hand his hand retracted with the speed of a snakebite. (Clue #1) He welcomed me and told me how to act when it came time for him to bless me, I said thank you and asked his name. HE TOLD ME HIS NAME WAS PASTOR CHRISTIANSEN! As if paying for seminary gave him the right to assume he is already my pastor even before he has ever given me any sermon or advice. I entered the sanctuary and made my way to the front row outside right because sitting there in any church helps me pay attention by limiting distractions. Nobody was sitting in the front row.(Clue #2) As I sat silently a very slow, low and rhythmic chant broke out; everybody stood and turned to the entrance as if we were about to see a bride walk in. Then I saw a child walk in holding a tall pole and at the top of it was a cross with the figure of a crucified Jesus Christ on it. Behind that boy walked in PASTOR CHRISTIANSEN. I wasted no time gathering my things and making a dash for the door. This "church" is a cult and Christians are to have nothing to do with the works of darkness but rather expose them.

Church At Garrett - religiousorgs - Updated May 2026

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