Up till now, I don't think I've ever been so disappointed with the customer experience in a shop that I felt compelled to look them up and write a review online, but it really was abysmal. It wasn't the prices; even though they were pretty bad, you pretty much know what to expect when you're going in. It wasn't the staff's manners either; everyone I interacted with was quite friendly and helpful, if a little slow to move given the length of the queues.
No, the biggest problem was the entirely opaque trade-in process, and the seemingly arbitrary nature of the hardware testing by anonymous, and seemingly incompetent operators.
I left a few gadgets in to be appraised, and was quoted roughly what I expected, and was happy to let them go, but I was handed one back; a phone. I was told "they couldn't get it to boot up". This concerned me, because I knew the phone was in good working order before I left it in, so I was worried they'd broken it somehow. I brought it home, charged it up, and it turned right on. Apparently charging the phone wasn't on the troubleshooting sheet in "CEX".
The next day I went back to the store, waited in another fantastically slow queue, and eventually got to explain the situation to the clerk who booked my phone in for another test; only 30 minutes this time. Great.
I went for a coffee and came back only to be told the phone had failed the test again. This time it was the volume buttons they couldn't get working. The clerk handed me my phone, which I immediately unlocked and tested in front of him. Lo, and behold, the volume buttons worked absolutely perfectly. I looked at the checkout guy confused: "I think he said they were too stiff; like we can't offer a 2-year warranty if the buttons are hard". I just maintained eye-contact and kept turning the volume up and down, because I genuinely didn't know how to respond. I don't know what you, the hypothetical reader, would personally describe as a "normal" amount of pressure when referring to the amount of force required to actuate a phone volume rocker, but this, to me, seemed normal. Certainly not perceptually better or worse than my current phone. Needless to say, nobody in the shop was able to clarify exactly what the metric for measuring "phone button pressure" was, nor how many units of said metric were considered to be above the threshold of what is considered operable by the average human hand, so I too my phone and left the shop for a second time.
Oh, did I mention they binned the box and charger for my phone before giving it back to me? Yeah, that was a nice bonus.
I'm obviously being a smart-arse here, but It's a true story, and one I consider to be instructively disappointing. Will stick to eBay in future.
*copied from my own review on Google* read more