I will spare you the long read, if you, like me, don't like to read a story without knowing how it ends, so to speak. I came in for a nice button-down shirt and maybe a smart hat. I came out a better man than I could have ever imagined: a Cash & Co. patron. I don't often write Yelp reviews, nor, based on the Yelp app, does this establishment often receive them. But I cannot leave this earth without writing one about Cash & Company (or possibly just Cash & Co., depending on whether you choose to believe Google Maps or the sign out front). "Why," might you, the casual Yelp review peruser, ask, "would you be compelled to leave a review for a store that seems to be doing just fine, thank you, without all of your horse puckey and/or hullabaloo?" (Note that "horse puckey" and "hullabaloo," both commonly used expressions by the kids of these days, should properly be understood here to mean "ridiculousness".) To that I would say to you, Yelp reader, two things.  First, aren't you tired of scrolling through Yelp and not getting great intel about things? Of reading 472 reviews of some lame coffee shop in Westminster, for example, some of them supportive, some of them seemingly clearly written by their competitors, but many of them unhelpful dross which makes you wonder why the reviewer reviewed it in the first place? "Coffee was good, but there were no napkins," one might say, as though that helps you decide anything in your life. You can't even be sure they went to that coffee shop, or a different coffee shop in the same franchise. This review is not like that. It is SINGULAR. It is THE review of Cash & Co. (And it should be! I have been there. I know the experience. I will not steer you wrong.) With this review, you will KNOW whether you should shop at Cash & Co., because I am the only one talking about it. Yelp should work like this always.  Second, I am compelled to review this store because I believe in promoting excellence and apparel, in that order. Cash & Co. has both in abundance. I came in on a random Saturday after I was informed by my girlfriend that the outfit I had packed for the party we had planned to attend was completely unacceptable in a number of different and complicated ways that did not overlap. Suffice to say, when we arrived at C&C, we were in distress. We needed a button-down shirt to cover up my shame. If possible, we would also have liked a hat, to cover up my baldness (a different kind of shame). Our attendant could not have been more punctual, nor more astute about what we needed. The selection was daunting to the point of paralysis, to be frank. This is in no way a criticism of this fine store. How could it be? How many times do you go into a retail store and think, "There's too many options here! Why don't they give me only a couple of things to look at, or indeed, only one thing?" The answer is you have never thought that, or if you have, you grew up in a country with far fewer liberties than should be afforded. I'm thinking Belarus, maybe, or possibly ... Bulgaria? Somewhere in the Balkans, anyway. My point is, you should have options.  And my God, Yelper! Options you shall have, assuming you go to this store. You will not go wrong, nor did I, which obviously is the point of my writing this review. Indeed, with the steady hand of C&C, we saved the party, and--dare I say--our relationship, which, if you'll recall, was the central conflict at issue in this narrative. Sadly I don't live in Clonality (tragic, I know) or, for that matter, even in Ireland (probably less tragic, depending on your view of this review or Ireland generally). So I probably won't get to go to this amazing establishment again in my life. I'm writing this because you might be in the same spot as me at some point in your life. You're in Clonakilty for a wedding, or funeral, or some sex party with extremely specific locals-only clothing requirements (and who among us hasn't been there, right?). You realize, like I did, that you need to step up your game. If you don't, you basically ruin your own life through inaction. You NEED a win. You need a clothing store that can sell you clothes, that you can wear, on your body. If that's the case--if you choose to accept it--then congratulations. You have arrived at Cash & Co.  Just as an FYI they are not open on bank holidays. read more

Cash & Co - This is what the best clothing store in the world looks like. - Fashion Near Me - Clonakilty, Colorado