Sept. 11, 2026…read more
Having checked out of the Crowne Plaza Hotel (Don Valley) I can tell you that what makes this hotel a good experience is not the physical plant itself, but the people. With one exception, the staff at the Crowne Plaza Hotel (Don Valley) went above and beyond at every single minute. They were gracious, kind, responsive, inquisitive (in a positive way), and genuinely good people. I don't think I've run across a more comprehensively good staff in a very, very long time - if ever - and it was a pleasure to interact with them.
Now - here are the MAJOR areas where they could improve: (1) the "coffee" in the rooms genuinely sucks. It is bottom-of-the-barrel crap that needs replacing. A good hotel should not be brought low because they can't get this right.
The TEA in the room - "Bentley" tea.... is so god-awful it's like drinking p*** water. It's brown and it's hot and that's all you can say for it.
(2) The coffee in the lobby? This is where the International Hotel Group (IHG), which runs the Crowne Plaza (Don Valley) Hotel really pisses me off. They refuse to serve coffee in the lobby in the morning, so that everyone is pushed towards the restaurant. It's a cheap, nasty tactic and it serves no one's interest. You'd think that a hotel as busy as the Crowne Plaza is would get this right.... but *no*. The manager is either a looney-pinching fool who thinks this is alright or or he/she's an idiot who doesn't know that this tactic just torques people and pushes them, not towards the hotel, but towards Tim Horton's, which is a three-minute walk from the hotel.
(3) Access to the pool is another problem. YES, you can get their by internal elevator, but they sure as Hell don't make it easy or convenient. It's a winding, convoluted path to get there and you have to know that it's possible. Otherwise, you're pushed to a dirt path that circles around and down to the pool. There are NO hand-rails, no steps... just dirt and stone, and an elderly person, like my mother, needs a firm, guiding hand to get there. ALSO - there are no handicap-accessible ramps. IF THIS HOTEL WERE IN THE U.S, they'd get sued into oblivion for violations of the Americans with Disabilities Act. We'd never tolerate the situation and they hotel manager would know about it or would be looking for a different job.
(4) Now... let's talk about food, since that's a somewhat related topic. The breakfast buffet SUCKS. It's awful. Genuinely. Their scrambled eggs could be used for building material, the pastries are small, flavorless, and obviously come out of a cardboard box. The fruit.... it looks like it would taste good, but in the three days we ate there, there was ne'er a ripened, sweet piece of fruit to be found.
As for anything else... they don't let you make your own waffles, they don't offer cooked-to-order omelettes, they don't offer bacon that's not soggy and tasting like the pig died years ago, and don't get me started on the sausages that they offer. If those were offered in the U.S, as restaurant-manager, you'd be taken outside and shot. They were genuinely that bad. The Polish waitress that we had (she's awesome, btw), said that she was aware of the problem, but no one listened to her, and weren't likely to, even though she was in a position to know good sausage when she tasted them, because of her background.
If you're in a position to do so.... totally skip the restaurant and eat at one of the places across the street. The breakfast place on the corner looked promising, but we didn't get a chance to try it.... but the $28 PER PERSON that the hotel's restaurant will soak you for is much better spent elsewhere.
All in all, the hotel is fine. It's older, needs a lot of work in the areas I've outlined, and definitely needs to do something about it's TV package and reception (the football game that was on Wednesday night between the 49's and the Rams kept glitching.... freezing so that you couldn't hear what was being said). They need a massive cable tv contract and decent service.
I'd give the hotel four stars if they cleaned up the issues I've pointed out, but right now, the best I could do is 3 stars.