There should be a rule. If you don't know how to do something, or, alternatively, if you do know theoretically but are just not any good at it, you shouldn't be allowed to charge people for it. Stands to reason, right? Like seriously, I have no fucking idea how to build bridges, so I don't charge cities millions to build them. Except that one time (sorry, Scott City). And I kinda know more or less how the circulatory system works, but I'm not about to bill anyone to fuck around with their varicose veins. Because that's not cricket and I'm not a total jerk.
I am getting to a point. Patience, Padawan.
Some people are naturally super good at massages. My 8th grade gym teacher was. Anything tight, he could get right in there and just nut it out. My understanding is that he gets quite a few ciggies and one day of 'pitcher privileges' in exchange for a rub-down in the clink these days.
Some people just naturally aren't (But you're good at other stuff and I love you baby!!).
And some people are born shit but can be taught (high hopes).
I don't know if the lady I just met at Campberwell Wellbeing ever tried to learn, but if she did she should have tried harder. My current theory is that, in this context, 'remedial' is being used in the 'you're failing hard so we'll put you in the classroom with rubber scissors and lots of bright colours' sense.
Because really, attacking someone's gluteal pressure point with the vicious enthusiasm of a spaniel puppy on red cordial doesn't count as the other kind of remedial, even if it does make someone yelp (ha!!).
Combine that with a waiting room that has all the charm of a small town backstreet abortion clinic and a massage room with stained curtains and carpet and TAH-DAH! You get two stars, CWC!
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