Well...when in Paris...
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Cabaret shows are a "thing" in Paris. Touristy, I'd say. Although you'll find some French people coming to Paris for the first time, or Parisians taking visiting friends / business partners from out of town.
Let's get down to it.
The Lido is as cosmopolitan place. Probably one of the few places where the staff will gladly speak English (or any other language for that matter).
We got the dinner / spectacle combo.
Dinner was more on the weak side: small portions, not exactly the exquisite French cuisine you'd expect for the price.
The show, they say, is prepared with the help of one of the producers of Cirque du Soleil. Shame on me for taking that into consideration when choosing the Lido. It is "average" to be polite.
But it's French Cabaret, "Lido", at Champs Élysée.
So put on your best suit, and bring the wifey to this authentic Parisian experience.
Make sure to come early, 19h sharp, so you can be seated at the best places at the table.
If you can book a group of 4 or 6 people, do it. You'll have a table for yourselves. If not, prepare to share a table to distinguished strangers.
In our case, two ill-mannered French girls who weren't capable of saying hi.
So, IF you decide to do "the Lido", follow these tips:
Arrive early
Book for a group of 4 or 6 people
Don't expect Cirque du Soleil
Don't expect top cuisine.
Sit back, relax and enjoy.