Well that was interesting. So I walk into the Brookshire's here in Mount Vernon, Texas, to pick up a few things on the way to the lake house. Upon my entry, I notice a great many people staring at me. That's not all that unusual, folks admiring my Adonis like features and such. But I must admit, I started to feel a bit like a piece of meat. T'was odd. In fact, I noticed one woman staring at the outline of my six pack abs through my shirt. I waved my hand over my abs to get her attention, pointed to my face and said "my eyes are up here", to which she huffed and ran away. It was then that it occurred to me, I was wearing a Cult t-shirt, in the produce isle, in the middle of the Bible Belt. And then I saw Gabe. Gabe, who I assume is the produce manager, approached me, looked me straight in the eye and said "nice shirt dude". Thank you my brethren. Thank you. read more