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    Vinoteca los Patios de Beatas - Jamon and Sherry

    Vinoteca los Patios de Beatas

    4.1(15 reviews)
    97.7 km
    €€

    This was the last stop on our Malaga Food Tour. A wine cellar feel with Bottles shelved on the…read morewalls throughout. A mix of tables and seating with mostly high top and a small Outdoor seating area. They have a private Dining room and a group was having their Holiday Dinner. We were here for dessert but they have a full menu -Meat, Fish and Spanish fare. They also offer Tasting Menus with Wine Pairings. We started with a Cava. Lighter body-and all enjoyed it. Pistachio Cheesecake was Dessert-I've had all types of Cheesecake but this was a first. Pistachio flavors were subtle but they were definitely present. Light and nicely balanced and not too sweet-Delicious! Service was engaged and friendly. Versatile spot with a retail area that would be great for a Drink or a multiple course meal with plenty of Pairing options.

    Wife orders a salad and ceviche for dinner -- two appetizers, because apparently tonight she's…read moreliving dangerously. I go civilized: Squash and Scallop soup, and some lamb chops. The server asks if I want potatoes or vegetables with the lamb. I say veggies, because I'm an adult who occasionally makes good choices. First course shows up -- soup's fine, nobody dies. Then they bring out the ceviche, slap it down between us like we're supposed to fight for it. We explain, no, genius, that's her meal. He apologizes, like a man who just realized he forgot to put the main course on the grill -- because, spoiler alert, he forgot to put the main course on the grill. Thirty minutes later (because why rush?), the lamb chops finally appear. Well, technically they appear -- what actually lands on my plate are three sad grey meat Frisbees. No pink. No juice. Just pure, well-done sadness you could resole boots with. And because it's amateur hour, he brings potatoes. Not veggies. Potatoes. I tell him -- again -- that I ordered veggies. He scurries off and brings some broccoli or whatever, which I gnaw on like a prisoner desperate to get paroled. So, to recap: after a long meal and spectacularly bad service, I leave having consumed soup and vegetables. No lamb. They didn't charge me for the inedible lamb chops -- thanks, heroes -- but they did charge me for the French fries I didn't order and sure as hell didn't eat. Five-star experience all around. Can't wait to never go back.

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