What a wonderful, homey breakfast spot tucked in a nondescript courtyard. No, nondescript isn't…read moreentirely true: the stone walls are illuminated by ribbons of lightbulbs, cascading from one side of the alley to the other. The only sign of the restaurant from the street is a small sandwich board pointing to the alleyway, with a white "J + A" on a blue backdrop. There was nothing about it that screamed "wow" and "we must eat here," but my friend highly recommended it (and the café had our initials), so there we went.
I ordered the veggie breakfast with a side of sausage, and my partner a bowl of porridge with apples. Before you laugh, please note that the veggie breakfast came with mushrooms, tomatoes, spinach, baked beans, boxty, two farm-fresh sunnyside up eggs and a deliciously tangy soda bread toast. The full English breakfast nixed the spinach but had black pudding and bacon and sausage instead. I didn't particularly feel like blood sausage or bacon, but I did want some meat with breakfast. Makes sense now, right? My fiancé laughed when I ordered, but the waitress didn't bat an eye. She did, however, say that apples were an extra cost for the porridge, and they also came with cinnamon and raisin. That's fine. She put in our orders and came back with our lattes.
In terms of restaurant placement, try to snag a table along the back wall so you aren't so cold, but far from the espresso machine. Our breakfast was punctuated by loud clanking and hissing, which was fairly disagreeable. Though the drinks that came out of that machine were top notch.
When our breakfast arrived, I was surprised to learn that boxty wasn't at all like a hash brown, nor bubbles and squeak, but rather a plain hunk of potato purée. My partner was surprised to find that his porridge had raisins, but did not contain apples nor cinnamon. It was yummy and creamy nonetheless, but when the waitress came around he pointed out that the apples were missing, so she took off the extra charge.
Late that night we noticed that the J + A was closed for a private party. The lights were on in the courtyard, and colorful balloons shone out from the windows. What a wonderful place to host a party: easily accessible by bus or tube, off the street, homey, quaint, good food, polite staff, and the name... too bad it isn't in Paris, otherwise we'd enquire for our engagement party!