One word: CHAV.
It's a Broxtowe rite of passage to go to a fancy city restaurant, and Big Wok's all you can eat mantra sits well with the unwashed masses.
Inside, it's a canteen with no redeeming features.
On a week night, you can expect it to be reasonably filled with teenage girls dressed like teenage girls dress, teenage lads mercifully have not found out where all the girls are going yet.
Some families have been helicoptered in from the Oxfam dimension in T-Shirts with slogans that let you know exactly how they feel about being raped by some rich young men from the American Gangster Rap community.
Weekend evenings are your average Twycross Chimps tea partys with unruly families having their offspring chucking food and insults around the hall with absolutely no regard for being out in public and not in their living room. If you like eating with zoo animals this could be your lucky day.
The food is fine. Cannot fault it. Except that the sushi is actually cooked fish, but what the hey, it's still fish. It's not supposed to be a haute cuisine place. The lady handing out pancakes for your Duck is a bit tight, but it's to be expected.
The staff will feel it appropriate, for reasons as yet unknown, to stick an orange sticker on your hand as you arrive. On another occasion the same Door Operative challenged me to produce my receipt, as she challenged me verbally, her eyes were in my wallet looking for my receipt which of course she therefore found before I could produce it.
Getting scum checked on exit is completely unacceptable. It's their problem that they appeal to society's lower echelons, not mine, they should not have systems in place that criminalise me because most people can't behave. That's the government's job.
Rating: 2 for price. It's cheap, but that works against it.
Overall: As low as possible. read more