I had a truly traumatizing experience at Bagelman this morning. After ordering, the bagelman (the man who does the bagels) asked "with everything?" - I just said yes. Oh man... first of all, WHO puts peas on a bagel? Why? Anyway... when he reached for the cheddar cheese, I could luckily manage to shout "NOOOO" just in time before the radioactively yellow-looking cheddar cheese touched my philadelphia cream cheese-pea-jalapeno-tomato-cucumber-onion-salad-covered bagel - not to mention that the bagelmen basically smacked all the ingredients lovelessly on the target, of which half landed next to and not on top of it. I already had a bad feeling that this bagel would not be living up to my standards- My first bite remained my last. The bagel bread was completely dried out and hard, from the day before I suppose. I had 1 bite and could not eat more because it grossed me out so much. So I went back and complained. He asked if I wanted a new one, but hell no, I just wanted my money back (49 DKK for THAT) and ran out of the shop. I feel violated. What a shitty morning - I went for a Shawarma afterwards - at 11 AM. read more