Yelp Events For Adults
i am not here to describe the cooking classes at Astor Center, which have been quite well reviewed by others already (although the one i took, "A Lobster Primer: Hands On," was indeed a solid primer and very much hands on, led by a fisherman's daughter turned chef who instructed the 20 of us, including a writer, a wine expert, a musician, and one from the NYC Ballet believe it or not, on the choosing, humane killing (yes hands on!), cooking, cleaning and eating of lobsters, shove that knife in there, crack that, pull that, three recipes - make your own lobster roll, lobster fritter -- and at the end, six glasses of wine for tasting and matching with the three-course meal that we had just prepared, satiated, drunk, and knowledgeable...); no i'm not here to talk about that...
aside from classes and tastings, there are Events at Astor Center, and these resemble more than anything else Yelp Events, except the attendees are not entirely made up of post-adolescents clinging to the remnants of childhood and pop culture, pretending to be tv-fabulous; rather, the demographic is a fair sampling from nyc's educated, literate and art-aware, maybe more resembling an audience at the Papp Theater down the block. from young to old, dressed up or less costumed, multiethnic, food aware -- oh for sure, food aware.
this particular event was called "Harvest to Heat: Celebrating America's Best Chefs, Farmers and Artisans," which is the title of the book around which the event was organized, ie, a book launch. Astor Center Events take place sometimes upstairs in those fantastic kitchens, but this was not a class. it was held right above the store, in what was once a very fine and elegant restaurant whose name escapes me, a large open space, sweet lighting, dark hues, 80 people, even a few kids. $40 apiece, which would have barely covered the drinks. so, good deal.
along the far wall is a bar, and next to the bar several food stations with serving tables in front. along the opposite wall is a sort of two-step-up mezzanine with windows overlooking Lafayette st, and a banquet running under them, a nice place to hang out and view the outside world. otherwise, there were small tables with chairs bunched together, taller round bar tables for standing around, and lots of open space for grazing and browsing.
but the food!!!!!!
well, first the drink(s). whiskey was featured, provided by Tuthilltown Distillery, you know them, those small squat bottles with the brown paper labels that say HUDSON WHISKEY in big letters. they make extremely fine artisanal spirits, bourbons and such. tonight they offered a corn whiskey (corn whiskey?!!) called White Dog. it was CLEAR. it was delicious. the drink was Manhattans, later switched to some sort of apple-related thing also using this corn whiskey. fantastic!! just laid out there on the bar, come and grab one, sure. how about three?
this being astor, there were wines also, but i did not touch them tonight. capacity filled.
ok, food: the best was a pork belly, with maple syrup, grits, matsutake mushrooms and tons of roasted garlic, prepared by Brian Lewis of his self-styled Kitchen. pork bellies can really rock, and these were exquisite. i had two plates.
there was an oyster table by Rappahannock River Oysters from Virginia, yes they drove up here 14 hours they said to be part of the book launch, and they were offering an endless supply of three kinds of raw oysters. three tastes from sweet to salty, depending on how close to the ocean the source waters were. these were exquisite as well. i had two sets.
there were hors d'oeuvres being passed around by caterers with trays. there were so many that eventually i just let them pass with full trays. that never happens at yelp events and i don't think that requires elaboration.
chilled cucumber crab soup in little teacup bowls with tiny metal spoons, with candied fennel and lemon gelee. you stir it up well to activate it, and then drink it like the green tea it resembles, then spoon out the chunks of crab meat. exquisite. i had two.
mini blt's, although that is an understatement. like a slider, but with house-made sesame buns, heirloom tomatoes, artisanal bacon and pickled shallots, courtesy of Chef Lee Chizmar of Bolete. exquisite. i had three. i think.
roasted trout, basically a thick slab of trout on toast with vinaigrette, courtesy of Chef Waldy Malouf of Beacon. exquisite. i had two.
there was a large table up on the mezzanine with a tray filled with piles of four kinds of chocolate from Theo, including two truffles and two kinds of dark chocolate chunks, and another tray with four kinds of aged cheese from Jasper Hill Cellars, plus a basket piled high with sliced baguette. i don't recall how many times i went back. cheese rocks better than pork.
and finally, pumpkin ginger spice ice cream, from Blue Pig, Croton-on-Hudson. exquisite. but i only had one. need i explain?
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