Is it my curly hair? My full lips? My hazel eyes? Or even better...is it my round nose that makes…read moreyou not want to say 'hi' back to me or much less a simple 'good morning' even when I kept more than 6' of social distance from you? But I didn't understand a lot of these people anymore. And I'm not even talking about politics- these Hamptonites are just so damn far removed from having any decency towards anyone who don't look like them, it's an eye-opener. So for that person I said 'hi' to at the beach and didn't return the gesture, I said 'hi' again- and he did too- yet his response was so forced, I did it to prove him a point. And by our 3rd full day, I just stopped saying shiit to people. These folks don't care when their words, silence (in this case) and actions hurt someone else. So my review is going to be a bit of a rant with my grim version of SNL's 'Deepest Thoughts' in no random order: Even when I was being respectful and well-mannered, because (that's always me and every sane person out there) it was obvious Hamptonites refuse at all cost to know the meaning of that. I come from a world where if you're friendly to people, they'll generally be friendly to you. Common sense right? Common courtesy? Not here. Aside from their wealth, people here lean so far to the right they have that obnoxious, dry ašš attitude written all over them. Even though we were ways from Montauk, it's been ages since we were in the Hamptons and stayed at the Panoramic View. So when hubs surprised me with a long birthday weekend road trip to the Hamptons, I made sure to ditch my already-laid-out Lake Placid wardrobe for being up in the sticks for a more sleek wardrobe with timeless pieces, high-waist pants, silk shorts for my 4-day stay. Because hubs loves to drive, we ventured out all which ways and pretty much caught up with ALLLL the 'Hamptons' AND the bays! We shopped a bit at Amagansett. But it was Sag Harbor where it was all about the boating and hubs was all in it! Elaborate mansions? Absolutely! Phone reception was so patchy in so many places, it was just downright horrible. Sharing the road was another disaster and we could tell with one flip of the switch, some drivers could get downright road rage. We don't even get that shitt in Westchester County! I chatted with two of my dear friends both on different ends of the geographical spectrum- and I told one of them who lives in FL we've visited Sanibel too many times to count. And told her-folks in Sanibel are welcoming and it's politeness every time that counts for me. My other friend- favors quaint North Fork more than the Hamptons- shared with me some of her favorite towns, wineries and so much more and I was sold. 'I rather visit these towns before I step foot again in the Hamptons anytime'- was my thought. But you know what? It turns out happiness is a real place and it's located where locals are welcoming of anybody who enters their space and have common courtesy of just saying 'hi' even if you don't know them or by the way you look. And it's not in the Hamptons. So don't hate Hamptonites. Be kind. It also means being polite. It means being nice. And it also means not being aššholes.

Welcome to the indoor soccer arena, where the turf is on its last leg. The bathrooms, resembling a…read moreforgotten scene from a horror movie, might make you question whether cleanliness is just a myth. The holes in the walls and ceiling add interesting touches. The vintage couch in the corner, much like a museum relic, looks as though it has absorbed the disappointments of countless matches, with an aroma that challenges even the most seasoned odor connoisseurs. In dire need of updates, this arena stands as a testament to neglect, where nostalgia collides with the harsh reality of a facility desperately clinging to its glory days. Lace up those boots if you dare, but be prepared for a journey that feels more like a punishment than a pleasurable match day experience. One star - and that's being generous.

The arena is completely outdated. It is freezing in the facility during the colder months. The…read morebathrooms are absolutely disgusting. The staff do not seem to have any control. The refs that are used are 100% biased, sadly the wonderful game of soccer cannot be played properly, accurately or fairly here.

A members only club, but there are openings. Excellent shooting facility - sporting clays,…read morearchery, pistol, cowboy shooting area, rifle range (up to 400 yards). The members vary in age and experience, but I have found the majority to be middle aged, well educated, friendly, helpful, and truly interested in furthering the sport. It is a child friendly club.

Yay for rec sports! Kudos to LI-Kick for resurrecting a past kickball league located at Heckscher…read moreState Park in Islip. The fields are beautiful (it's in a large grassy lot) as is the (massive) park itself. LI-Kick is always set up on time with bases, foul cones, scoreboards and umpires. That's no easy feat. These guys are organized. The kickball itself is a ton of fun. Most of the teams are super cool to play against and we all leave with a big smile on our faces. They have bar meet ups after the games with drink specials and such to continue the fun. Overall, a really fun way to get outside and spend a Wednesday. You can sign up as an individual or a team. Do it! Bonus: they have an app where you can see your team schedule and opt in to games or not

The greatest social organization I have ever been apart of. You feel so welcomed from the moment…read moreyou join. Added tons of friends and always had something to do. My only regret is that there aren't more days in the week to do more LI Kick events.

It's a huge place for kid gymnasts. They have a toddler gymnastics class. I believe the instructors…read moreare patient, professional, happy and helpful with children. I got to meet the owner himself, Andy. Him and Mrs. Caruso (I believe his wife) were very supportive and encouraging to the children. This was my first time in there, so since the schedule is once a week, I will be eyeing them very intently for the quality of their training.

The SYS which is heavily supported by generous locals, is now showing its age after over two…read moresuccessful decades of heavy use. There are many positives. Members are generally very satisfied with the many services and programs. The fitness center is well equipped and supervised and is kept in excellent operating condition. There are plenty of TVs with convenient connectivity to those working out. The main gym is large and accommodating to team soccer, basketball , archery and pickleball. Pickleball nets are easily assembled and the gym weekday mornings welcome free open pickleball. The locker rooms and bathrooms are very clean. There is an on-site excellent physical therapist in the fitness area, who is my go to PT expert, Mr. Matthew Mobius. On the negative side, the building is in much need of a tune up. The SYS Administration does not have a consistent record of friendly and responsive management. The front desk may be staffed with poorly supervised youth doing mandated community service. The squash court walls are particularly beat up, in immediate need of repair. Parking is often lacking due to the strong popularity of SYS. Unfortunately the facility lacks an indoor pool. SYS is an important part of the Hamptons and there is really nothing else nearby that offers such a varied and affordable sports venue. The nearest YMCA has an excellent indoor pool and is located in East Hampton.

Great facility. Always try and play squash when I'm home and this is the only place on the east…read moreend. Always others working out, playing soccer, and basketball when I'm around. Fields out for the nicer days too. Great spot.

I truly love coming to Greenport, especially during the winter months. It's a sweet town to walk…read morearound and go to whatever stores are open, but most of all the scenery and peacefulness is lovely.

This is a very Scenic and beautiful Village and town. That has on one side the Long Island Sound…read moreand on its Southern end the Peconic River. On the outskirts of town you have beautiful farm area with fields of corn, apple orchard and Vinyard with plenty of farm stands wines tasting places. As you get closer to the village there are beaches and motels and Cottages to rent right on the beautiful Long Island Sound. In the village are plenty of stores and restaurants to shop or eat with a wonderful view of the Peconic River. It kind of reminds me of the nautical mile in Freeport but a lot more scenic