so, a guy needs a heart transplant. he's offered the heart of a 26 year-old marathon runner or the heart of a recently expired, chain smoking, 62 year-old irs agent. he takes the irs agent's heart. when the doctor asks why, the man says, "because it's never been used." NEVER BEEN USED!!
taxes are no fun. no matter what. doing them yourself is a tricky proposition. did you fill out your form 19864025-A? or is the 19864025-AA the right one?
this 6878324-F looks right. i had income from a fishing vessel, right?
i'm a quadriplegic, limbless rabbinical student - there's got to be some deduction for that. but is it the 90234689-XX for rabbis, or the 7895423-EZ for amputees? the 23467834-6457 for students of the one, true god?
alcoholism is a disease. what do you mean i can't write off my copious liquor purchases? hello? unreimbursed medical expenses?
tax laws have created more liars than golf. as you sit there, desperate, on april 14th, double checking that a post office is open past midnight, weaving a tale of half-truths, utter fiction, and just enough of the actual factual to keep you out of federal prison, do you ever wonder if it's really worth it?
i knew i was in trouble when i could no longer understand the tax forms, no matter how much i had to drink.
anthony milonopoulos to the rescue. philosopher. mathematician. gentleman. scholar. anthony will hook it up. having someone who does this for a living 12 months a year asking the right questions to make sure you get all of the deductions you're entitled to; making sure the i's are crossed and t's are dotted; and letting you know in no uncertain terms the black, white . . . and gray, of the latest and greatest united states and massachusetts tax codes is truly invaluable.
at the end of the day, you have to pay your taxes, but there's no rule that you have to leave a tip. with anthony, i'm confident i pay what i owe. no more, no . . . well . . . no more. and that's what counts.
"The difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion is the thickness of a prison wall."
- Dennis Healey
fees are based on the complexity of your taxes, but it's well worth it to me to stay on the right side of the wall. anthony is located up belgrade avenue from roslindale square. parking is a bit of a bitch as there is no lot, but spaces are usually available on the street. call early in the season to make an appointment. convenient times/days fill up fast. read more