Kids, go out and play in the garden for five minutes. The grown-ups need a chat.
Someone had to write a review on it. It's all well and good walking past it once or twice and catching a quick glimpse before taking out a bottle of holy water and pouring it in your eyes. But if we are to be serious for like a few paragraphs and forget the fact you can buy inflatable dolls and moving body parts, I can provide a decent (and indecent) review.
The shop is situated right on the main street. It's hard to miss. It's big and purple and is the only thing on the entire street with a bit of colour. So your eyes are drawn immediately to the bright colours. Aren't they?
The purpose of the shop, as you may or may not know... Kids! I told you to go outside and play!... The purpose is to provide toys and gifts that adults can play with but if a child was to discover, it can lead to awkwardness and an elaborate lie which they will tell their friends at school and can lead to a dreadful situation when the police get called.
The things inside this shop are, as far as I am aware, only available in one other shop in Belfast but I'm sure if you were to ask nicely then most shops have them under the counter...
I have called in before, as have many other people, but I am going to be a man/idiot about it and admit it. The things inside are there to provide a... erm... service, but what is most impressive is that the staff have absolutely no aversion to anything they are stocking (pun) out, whether it needs batteries or whether it comes complete with a matching whip. That in itself makes a potentially embarrassing trip into a more or less embarrassing trip, depending on what sort of help you want.
The shop is obviously tailored to suit women, and for that reason it is rare you see any man walking in on his own and coming out with a bag full. It is an experience in itself, but if you are a group of girls, this would make day out.
Kids, come back in now. And put those stones. read more