There's no ambiance! Full of Arabs! You are not missing anything! Annabelles in Berkeley square is…read moreby far the best private club in London

Strictly members-only club that people seem to either love or hate. This is such a quirky place, I…read morethink you have to give it a go with a large group more than once to really understand it and feel at home here. Atmosphere-wise it feels a lot like you're in some gentleman's basement library... like he impulsively decided to put on some music and invite his friends over. Everything's all wood-paneling and pretty sconces... replete with the portrait of a trap... there's definitely a different look going on in here than your typical nightclub. Tramp is essentially divided into two rooms... the restaurant and the club. You can go here for dinner beforehand - the dinner section looks like a rather typical supper club decorated with astrology symbols. The club room is just tables surrounding a dance floor... but what's nice is that the tables are really good-sized with plenty of sitting room... you never feel over-crowded... the entire group can sit down (or stand up on the cushions and dance!) They also decorate really well in here for holidays... cobwebs for Halloween and garlands for Christmas... but it's always tasteful and compliments the whole traditional library-look - never cheesy. The service here is *fantastic*...they don't even take your name or hand you a slip at the coat check - merely try to remember you - it's simply one of Tramp's idiosyncrasies and endeavors to deliver top-notch service. Many staff members have been with Tramp *forever* and are well-known and loved. It's a bit odd to be served by white-haired and mustached men wearing tuxedos in a club, but again, it's in keeping with the vibe of the place... like the gentleman host has asked his butlers to stay late and take good care of his friends all night long... and they do, the staff is just so friendly and sweet... they actually seem to be having a good time being here and interacting with crazy club goers. The music is a great mix of pop, R&B, and old favourites. The DJ will normally take requests if you ask nicely, but they usually play such an amazing variety that you don't need to put in the effort. The crowd is an assortment of young and old - but everyone is either established or connected to somebody who's established - it's the only way to get in! If there's anything to be said about Tramp, it's that the place is consistent... I've had so many great times here... I know I can count on it for a good night out...plus it's the rare club that makes you feel like you're partying in the basement of mansion!

Honestly, pretty disappointing experience…read more First off, you have to pay a cover just to get in, which would be fine if the experience matched--but it didn't. Once inside, it was packed and really hot (especially compared to how cold it was outside), so naturally we had jackets with us. There were stools around the club and we put our jackets on them like many other people were doing. A female security staff member came over multiple times telling us we couldn't put our jackets there, even though others were doing the exact same thing and we were right next to it. The way she handled it came off unnecessarily rude and aggressive, which really killed the vibe for us. On top of that, the bathroom attendant was basically pressuring people to tip just for handing out paper towels, which felt uncomfortable and awkward. Overall, between the inconsistent rules, the attitude from staff, and the pressure for tips, it just wasn't an enjoyable experience. Definitely expected better.

I read many of the reviews but the security was super nice to me. Never did I feel unsafe or…read moreawkward. The place is a little small and you don't get much service in there as it's like a small basement downstairs. They have a coat check and also a happy hour if you go early. Do not take cash as the bartenders can be very rude and say they don't accept cash when they really do. We literally had to leave the club and walk across the street to get change for a $50 bill. The bar manager seemed nice and sweet but her other two rude bar back ladies were very unprofessional and seemed to not want to be there. Dj was awesome and music was on point. A mixture of hip hop and reggae-ton. Not sure I would go back just based on the two female bartenders who gave us a hard time.

Brilliant place. Had a fantastic time. If you don't go out often and save up a bit of money this…read moreplace is definitely worth having a look at if you are open to weirdness and Victorian strip club feel. It ain't an average club. I read a lot of bad reviews so I was a bit apprehensive but in my experience the staff were decent and caring enough to worry about how you might get home if you looked a bit worse for wear. Currently on bus home

Looking for obscenely decadent late night fun?…read more The Box is over the top London at its finest. It's part night-club, part Burlesque show and part weird sex performance theatre. Go with an open mind, a full wallet, and a willingness to drink heavily and you will have a rocking time. Yes you will see lots of oiled up naked women dancing above bathtubs, pre-op transvestites doing unmentionables with bottles of champagnes, and perhaps a royal or two. The Box is somewhere between ridiculously and absurdly expensive---try £3000 for a table on a weekend night. However, this gets you into a jumping venue with a great dj and of course multiple live "performances." The happening and surprisingly friendly crowd is definitely willing to party and dance the night away. Tip try not to get a front row table for the performances---its akin to the "splash zone" at Seaworld, only here there is a very good chance you will either get covered in baby powder cocaine or soiled with back-washed champagne that came out of a non-mouth orifice---yeah, don't ask!

On the w/e at any given time at night (till bout 6am or so) after everything else is shut the…read moreMayfair club will welcome you with arms wide open. The location is good as it's right next to (bout 5 min walk) clubs like Maddox, Movida etc. Drinks are averagely priced and the place itself is usually packed. I had no idea (till I googled them for their website) that Mon - Thur the Mayfair club is a gentlemans club - I have yet to go on a weekday and highly doubt if my missus will approve :)

Cool place... great location, very close to Green Park... drinks are quite expensive and sometimes…read moregets overly busy... the cool thing is that nearly all have famous people so paparazzi is normally outside which adds some excitement

DJ is not good She could be more open to playing different…read moremusic Every other place they take suggestions

Honestly I don't know why this club doesn't have a better rating I guess it's because Londoners…read moredon't know how to party.... sorry not sorry. When visiting London it's all about pub which is okay but if you want to party dance and so forth your options are limited! However this gave me everything I was looking for! Great music and they have two floors. I will say the top floor was empty but I was with a group of friends which no biggie we just made the second floor our own personal dance floor!!! Aye After about 45 min we went downstairs and it was packed! But in a good way you still had space to do your own thing and not feel like you're on top of others so definitely appreciate that! They even had a pole which you better believe all of the girls in the group were getting their Jlo moment on! Haha The only down side as to why I didn't give five stars is their lack of drinks but I think this was an overall London thing they rarely have tequila which is my posion of choice but the music made up for it. Anyways there is a cover but well worth it 5 pounds check it out!

The worst club I have ever been to. Worst service. worst staff. Absolutely stink. Judged my friend…read morefor his disability. Absolutely terrible.

The staff was extremely rude to me and my friends, even though we were one of the first ones in the…read moredoor. While the clubs might be "high end Mayfair clubs," don't let that fool you for the classist & racist staff.

So this is definitely a Posh club. Make sure you are dressed to impress if you don't know anyone…read morebut what I will say is they have an amazing app to speed along the service allowing you to get in the room and enjoy every moment although I do suggest getting a VIP section as there's very little standing room for the general entry people. The ambience was amazing. The lights are everything.

The club was dead and they were strict. We paid 30 pounds to get in for nothing. Bad experienceread more

I fo not usually write reviews but i felt i had to after reading bad press aboit the place…read moreyesterday. This place is fantastic. Take everyone if you want to have a good evening with live blues music for free. They play every night and the place is a small independent bar in Soho. Ignore the news about a group being turned away becase of their colour. I have seen people of every colour, gender and belief there. I have met people from every corner of the world there. everyone is welcome. Go and see for yourself.

ain't nothing but a late night out in soho…read more... ain't nothing but a side street that also houses dishoom, clearly a distraction for anyone hungry. ain't nothing but an overflowing crowd being told outdoors drinking ceases after 10pm? ain't nothing but a one in, one out queuing system, so just stand patiently in line for entry. ain't nothing but relief from the outdoors elements in exchange for a sardines packed indoors on a monday night because there's no cover charge? ain't nothing but jostling for precious real estate as you inch yourself towards the bar to quench your thirst. ain't nothing but cashless transactions, even a cashless tipping machine, just tap and go! ain't nothing but a beer in one hand and a cup of nuts in the other, still inching ever so slowly towards the stage. ain't nothing but non stop live music and a boisterous appreciative crowd making room to groove along. ain't nothing but a long wait to poach one of a handful of tables to sit and soak in the ambience, freeing up your hands to clap! ain't nothing but enthusiastic jamming sets right up till 12.45am. ain't nothing but a good late night out in soho!

This club would be right at home in Las Vegas. It's flashy, iridescent, and over-the-top... it's…read morecalled "crystal" because long stalactites of, you guessed it, crystal hang from the ceiling like icicles. Entering from the relative demure darkness of Wells Street, Crystal opens up like an enormous glowing cave... you're immediately met by the long bar and a sea of geometrically-shaped tables assembled in sunken floor. *Everything* radiates with a moody blue neon light... even the chairs and tables and ice buckets are illuminated. Think of Crystal like a Christmas ornament... glittering on the outside, hollow inside; the dazzling façade is thin and fragile - easily shattered; you sort of wonder if Crystal has any soul. What's nice about Crystal is that, unlike some clubs, mixed groups aren't required... which means that you're much more likely to socialize with the tables next to you. I've actually met some surprisingly nice and interesting people here. Beyond the décor and vibe, Crystal also reminds me of a Vegas club because of their souvenir portraits - you and your group can have your drunkenness formally captured and placed in an *elegant* black paper Crystal frame for you to take home, which, guaranteed, you'll want to burn the next day... Awww...

This IS the hottest club in London, with the hottest crowd and the best music!!!!!!!!read more

We went to the club which is in the basement of this Mayfair Bar, Club and Restaurant. It is not…read moreas expensive as expected, cocktails were around £8.50 to £9, which is reasonable for the location. However, it is the bottles of high end drinks like champagne and magnums of Grey Goose which can cost a mind boggling £500 a bottle! It is a stylish, small club with a smart cocktail bar, and is very relaxed and fun, with friendly service. Sign up on their website for 2-4-1 cocktails. One thing I thought was rather strange, was the plastic flutes to drink champagne in. For a high-end club this is not so good! There is a DJ on Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights, and the club and party music is really good to dance to. Really pleasant level, not so loud that you can't hear yourself think! Very civilised. A nice venue for a party. Will definitely go back.

Great place for after work drinks, and even more so when its happy hour. Great cocktails, also at…read moreabout 9ish they open the downstairs which turns into a small club. Great music played downstairs. But even though we went back in quite late, around 11:30ish it was pretty dead, there were a lot of tables and booths empty. I think its best for after work drinks but then thats it....... maybe go elsewhere if you want a lively night!