I really dislike being a mean internet person, but I am not exaggerating when I say that Mex is the…read moreworst restaurant I have had the misfortune of handing over my money to in Belfast. I even gave it a second, optimistic try, but having just finished another offensive meal from Mex, I have nothing good to say about the experience. In short: go somewhere else. If you are a fan of burrito-bar style burritos (like me), this is not for you. If you are a fan of nourishment and happiness, regardless of how low your standards are, I daresay, also, that this is not for you.
Whoever hurriedly set up Mex could have gone for doing a bit of research regarding what types of flavours Mexican food is associated with. It wouldn't have been hard; they could have just gone to the other local burrito chain and tried to copy it exactly. Instead, some of their flavours seem not only 'inauthentic' (such burrito bars are hardly 'authentic Mexican cuisine' anyway) but completely random. Beans tasting of smoky barbecue as burrito base? Seemingly sugar-infused pork? Slightly spicy thousand island dressing (which they were trying to pass off as chipotle sauce)? Mex gets it totally wrong. Not only is it weird, it's gross. The food doesn't work at all, and certain bites of the burrito I had tasted like an awful wrap of picnic-food leftovers and a mish-mash of condiments apparently blindly selected from a refrigerator and then mixed with things someone saw in a picture of a burrito once. I left the establishment feeling disappointed and mildly nauseated. My stomach wouldn't speak to me for days.
A few months passed, and I was sitting at home without much food in the fridge and a hankering for tacos. It turns out that Mex is the only burrito establishment in Belfast that delivers (at the time of writing, at least), so I decided to give them another try. Alarm bells should have rung when I saw that their menu now offered the eater the misguided opportunity to get a 'burrito on chips', whatever that means. I passed it over, hoping that it meant tortilla chips, which would still be confused semantically but would at least have the possibility of tasting somewhat coherent. I ordered three tacos and decided to order 'chips with cheese' to see whether it turned out to be tortilla chips with queso (it didn't).
It took over two hours for my food to arrive, and when it did, it looked almost despondent, the hard shell tacos sadly falling apart into the scattered lettuce, damp and crumbly like wet toilet tissue. I wouldn't have called the taste disgusting this time, but it didn't taste good (or even acceptable) either - just sort of thrown together and bland. The food was lukewarm in some parts, cold in others. Trying to avoid their crazy flavours, I had simply selected 'fresh tomato' and 'jalapeno' as my two salsas, which turned out in the latter case to simply be slices of jalapenos. Fine. I like jalapenos. With resignation, I ate what I could, struggling with the collapsing taco-shapes, wondering if the £10 note I had spent would have been more satisfying.
Go somewhere else. Really.