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    McKenzie Guest House - Random bramble on the floor by the bed

    McKenzie Guest House

    (11 reviews)

    Do not book this house if you want any rest or peace!! Read past reviews! I wish I had. We wasted…read more$263 for one night in this dirty loud room. To start off, Instructions to our room were incorrect. It says to park in the back then exit your vehicle to the walkway and go left at the Y, then up a staircase on your right and the Travis door would be the second door on the right and to use the keypad. There is no door on the second floor that says Travis with a keypad. You have to go around to the front of the house and find the door on the FIRST floor that says Travis with the keypad to get in. We were checking in at night and after trying all the stairs at the back of the house where we were told to park and looking at all of the doors, we finally went to the front of the house and found our correct room/door on the first floor. This place is only good if you're a hard sleeper, or if you're here to party and stay up until 2:00 am. Bring ear plugs if you want any sleep before 2:00 am!! The details say quiet time at the house starts at 10:00 pm, but why bother with that "rule" when this house sits across the street from a bar/music venue that stays open until 2:00 am.. You can hear their music blaring and thumping, cars screeching down the side road, people talking on the sidewalks and street, and we even heard a girl throwing up outside at 12:40 am. Also heard an irate man who was kicked out of the bar wandering the street in front of the house screaming profanity and racist comments from 12:30-1:00. It was a great spectacle to watch from our balcony since we couldn't sleep. We heard most of this noise from inside the bedroom while we were trying to sleep, which we did not get to do until after 2:00 as we also heard the bar close and everyone empty out onto the street in front of the house. The battery was missing in the fan/light remote in the bedroom so you couldn't use the fan to help cool the room or to help with white noise. I would've thought this was checked when the room was "cleaned" before our arrival. There was a used k cup still in the coffee maker from whoever stayed last. I would've thought this was checked when the room was "cleaned" before our arrival. There also seemed to be a little white mold spot on the wood floor under the AC unit, and tons of stains on the old carpet on the stairs. Also the shower liner was disgusting, the bathroom tiles were dirty, and the toilet brush by the toilet was disgusting. I wish I did more research on the location of this house, but the bar did not show up on the map. While the house was cute on the outside, the "suite" itself definitely didn't feel like a suite, nor did it feel clean, safe, or relaxing. Such a waste of $263 for ONE night. I was hoping paying more for a place for one night, it would be better than some local hotels but boy were we wrong.

    This rundown location is extremely noisy and not at all a place of rest. At first I thought it…read moremight just be the front units that would be impossible to sleep in, but then all of the drag racing and 2:00 engine revving disabused me of that notion. It also lacks even the most basics. It has a kitchen but no wash rag for the sink, nor any ice trays for the freezer. A Kurig, but no coffee pods (not even the cheapest of stuff that roadside motels nowadays offer). No facial tissues to be found anywhere?? Table stakes. Also, must add that this place is potentially quite insecure. There is an external keypad (only) for the entry door, but no way to lock that from within (see photo). Thus, presumably, whomever has stayed previously in your "suite" or who maybe is/has been employed here in some capacity could possibly access your room at any hour of the day or night. And will add - importantly - that the dumpy little bar across the street is open until 2:00a SEVEN DAYS A WEEK. Thump, thump, thump all night long, accompanied by drunken wailing and constant comings and goings of loud trucks with a minimal exhaust system (if any). One will enjoy slamming automobile doors every handful of minutes, especially towards closing time. The music also gets louder and louder as the witching hour approaches - an old bar manager trick to the drinkers a-drinkin.' Oh, patrons park directly in front of McKenzie - literally right outside of your front door if you happen to be in a front unit (woe is you). You are expected to park in the back and walk around if in a front unit. Within the building, there's seemingly zero sound-proofing, either vertically or horizontally. Can clearly make out the words of everyone around you at all hours (made some recordings if ownership/management is ever interested). Which, of course, in turn means that every single thing you say within the confines of your room is up for grabs by all of your neighbors. If you book a ground floor room, every single footstep above will be experienced loudly. As far as aforementioned ownership/management, just know that they will be utterly unsympathetic to any pleas regarding any of this - it's, you know, beyond their control or ability to remedy (even though they haven't warned you about any of this as part of the booking process). This property is a red flag DO NOT STAY under any circumstances - including if the only alternative is to sleep in your vehicle. You were warned.

    The Retreat on the Hill - Inside the bay view cliff house

    The Retreat on the Hill

    (16 reviews)

    We paid to stay in The Wings and drove 3.5 hours for what was supposed to be my birthday getaway…read more Unfortunately, the experience was terrible from the moment we arrived. The unit was extremely hot, completely unusable, and we could not stay in it. We called immediately and asked to be moved, and were told the new unit was "much better" and "more upscale." We were then moved to Eagle's Nest Retreat, and after spending over an hour and a half trying to get settled, we walked into a unit that was absolutely unacceptable. There were bugs and stains on the ceiling, including a boot print, mildew throughout the tarp ceiling, and bugs/spiders crawling above the bed. We were bitten all night. The shower and bath were exposed on a walking path, offering no privacy or sense of safety. The wind was blowing around 22 mph during the night, causing the tarp ceiling to flap loudly and the entire unit to shake. It was impossible to relax or feel secure. The whole space felt dirty, neglected, and unsafe. I've attached photos from Eagle's Nest Retreat so others can see exactly what we walked into. For the price and the long drive, this was extremely disappointing. This was supposed to be a relaxing birthday retreat, but instead it was stressful, uncomfortable, and nothing like what is advertised. I would not recommend staying here.

    This was a surprise and it was fantastic. Beautiful scenery not a hotel but more of a glamp style…read moreexperience. We were upgraded to the Sunset Cliff and it was romantic decorated with candy and balloons. Rose" was delicious. Dinner was 3 minute walk at The Bay Biew Restaurant great food and drinks then walked over to the FRESH AF park and watched the Packer game it was an amazing time had a blast will come back again. Give it try you'll love it !

    Valentine Lakeside Lodge & RV Camp - Poolside seating

    Valentine Lakeside Lodge & RV Camp

    (16 reviews)

    $$

    My family and I booked four cabins for a long weekend. The Resort is on the river with its own boat…read morelaunch. Great little cabins with queen size beds one cabin had a king size bed with a great deck that looked out over the lake. Our host were very responsive to any text or calls that we made with questions. They even had kayaks that we were able to take out. Cannot say enough good things about how well this is run the great location and comfortable clean accommodations. The kitchenettes had a good stock of basic equipment. The refrigerator was full-sized good water pressure in the showers and clean bathrooms

    My Husband's family and I have been coming here for many many years and we have never had a bad…read moreexperience. The owners are fantastic people and they keep the grounds beautiful year round! The pool is an adorable heart shape and has a cover to keep it cool! The fishing pier is amazing and it has multiple different places to hold poles, they also sell bait up at the customer coop! They have cats (soooo many cats!!) and chickens! They also have fishing poles for anyone to borrow. There's multiple beautiful cabins on the property that you can rent. They always have fun celebrations for the 4th and Labor Day. The guests you'll meet are honestly so memorable and a lot of fun to meet. You'll make some good friends and maybe see them again in coming years! This place is so amazing and I wouldn't change the location of my 4th celebration anytime soon!

    Five Star Vacation Home Rentals

    Five Star Vacation Home Rentals

    (9 reviews)

    Oltorf/East Riverside

    Lucas and team have been managing our property in Austin for the last year and we couldn't be more…read moreimpressed. They are very responsive to both us and guests. All guest reviews rave about them. We appreciate the care they've taken of our house, the regularly property reviews and quick attention to anything that needs to be fixed. Appreciating working directly with Lucas and Ryan. They are real people doing good work, not a big company without a local presence. Managing both guests and owners and booking sites is a lot of work and they do it well.

    Be extremely cautious booking with Five Star Vacation Home Rentals. Days after our checkout, well…read moreafter their cleaning crew had turned over the home and other parties had access to the property, the management team submitted a damage claim through Airbnb accusing us of damaging a lounge chair. When we asked for verification, they failed to provide a single photo showing the alleged damage and instead escalated it within Airbnb, no timestamped evidence indicating the condition before or after our reservation, and no receipts or repair estimates; even after asked. Expecting guests to pay for unseen, undocumented wear or damage reported days after departure is unacceptable business practice. Especially a tear in the cushion which they stated cost upwards of $400. If you stay at any of their properties, protect yourself: film an exhaustive, timestamped video of every piece of furniture the moment you check in and the minute you leave. This company has shown they will levy charges without basic proof or accountability.

    Acme Ranch - realestate - Updated October 2026

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