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Ladies, there is a magic method to bigger boobs. No, surgery, no supplements. The magic is a woman named Mrs. Choi. A co-worker recommended me to come to Kenwada and it wasn't until afterwards, I realized the woman I worked with, Mrs. Choi, is a bit of a legend here in Hong Kong. The bras that she picks out aren't meant to be just sexy underwear, it's meant to reshape your body, evenly redistribute your fatty tissue, give you healthy boobies, fix your posture, tighten your body...Hey, maybe it'll even raise my kids and pay my mortgage!
I say she "worked with" me, but it's more like she speed talked at me for 5 minutes before picking out the perfect bra, tossing it at me, and saying "so how many are you getting?" You see, you don't come to Kenwada to shop, you come here to BUY. Do you go to a doctor for a prescription and then go "hmm maybe I'll look around for different types of medicine first to see which one I like." Similarly, Mrs. Choi is here to tell you exactly what your problems are and how to fix them.
Nicknamed "The Boob Doctor", Mrs. Choi is a breast guru in the body of a brisk middle aged Chinese woman. I walked in, was told to get a ticket, and then instructed to "Go into Stall 1 and take off your clothes". No introductions given, none needed. Then the Boob Doctor came in. Without taking a breath, without me saying a word, she pointed out all my flaws, what I'm doing wrong, measured me, threw a bra into the change room and left.
After trying it on, she comes back, tugs at this, pinches at that, if she's not satisfied, she'll find something else to throw at you. It only took her 2 tries to find the perfect bra. It's not the size I'm accustomed to getting because what I'm accustomed to is WRONG. Her pick was truly perfect. Everything fits like it was made for me. I was stunned with information overload, but there really wasn't that much to digest. Wear the undergarments every day, don't wear them when you sleep, only use cold water to wash.
If you're expecting privacy, you're getting none. The curtain shielding you from the rest of the store is a flimsy excuse and flaps away every 2 minutes as Mrs. Choi and associates zoom in and out. And yes, they will pinch you here, measure you there, and comment on every flaw you have in very clear voices so everyone else can hear them too. Guess what though? Everyone there is going through the same thing, and Mrs. Choi works so quickly, you'll have no time to be embarrassed.
Ended up with 2 bras, 2 "bridges" which are kinda like an exercise bra but just the underwire, and four rope things that attach onto the back of the bra and the bridge (that helps with posture?) for less than CAD $200. Definitely worth it. Sadly, no colour choices because nothing else fit properly but I'd rather have an ugly bra than an ill-fitted one. I was also told to return in 4 months for a progress check and readjustment.
I felt like I stepped into a brassiere whirlwind and came out armed and ready to tackle bad chest formation. I'm not kidding when I say I feel like I'm "armed". With everything on, I look like a female character in an MMORPG. Not a very fashionable one, sadly, but hey, I'm not walking around topless.
(46/100) - 2017
