I hardly know where to begin. Noisy. Smoke filled. Lots of statuesque women with ruby lipsā¦read more (Appearance was clearly given far higher priority than intelligence when hiring wait staff.) Essentially, this is a bar that serves some food ... badly. Menu is entirely in Spanish -- and while they do provide an iPad with most menu items translated (poorly) into English, none of the waitresses speak a word of English -- so when we made a selection, they weren't sure what we were ordering, and entered the wrong item into their system. We ordered a large salad and a "platter" entree, both to share. The salad arrived, but with the wrong entree ... which they took back, and didn't bother to reorder the correct one! We found this out only after waiting 45 minutes for the correct entree, only to discover that it was never going to arrive. Rather than wait another hour, we bailed. Don't eat here. You can probably get a decent drink or glass of wine (I don't know for sure, as I don't drink alcohol) -- but if it's food you're after, go around the corner to Juan y Medio, or down the street to Ocean Pacific or Los Vikingos.