You may've seen the really annoying adverts for this one. I've never reached for my remote control…read moreso quickly in my life. Having said that, Lightwater Valley is a grand day out. Wow I sounded very Yorkshire even by my standards there. This is one of the more known amusement parks in the North and it will soon be open for the upcoming season. That means rides galore and silly funfair related fun. For the bigger kids (and we're included in that) there are ten adrenaline rides. We're not talking quite in the same realms as Alton Towers but they really aren't bad. The Ultimate used to be their crown in the jewel but you'll find other newer attractions to add to this now. It is still the longest rollercoaster in Europe though. For smaller people there are even more rides and I love the skate and go-karts. Ace fun regardless of your age. Everything is included in a one off admission as well so once you've shelled out to get in it's play time unlimited. The eateries are basic at best and very expensive so smuggle some pack lunch in. I also recommend trying to plan your visit around the school holidays as it does get very busy. That can't be helped and they will try getting you on the rides as quick as possible. An adult ticket costs £20 which for a day isn't too bad really. Family tickets are cheaper and they also have some special offers. Praiseworthy value for money. Bring on some oooohhhh and arghhhhs.

I want to step out of another closet here. I am a fun junkie. Ok I've said it!…read more In a previous life I was a regular visitor to theme parks as, sadly, it was part of my job. Because of this I gained a little experience of rides and theme park structure and i wish to bring all my awesome skills to bear in the case of Lightwater Valley. Discounting the great weather (which was a plus but for which I am giving LWV no credit) I am still enamoured of this wonderful place. We went for a family day out and being a family of 6 (now comprising 4 adults and 2 children) these trips are never as cheap as a miserly Yorkshireman would like but we had come by a discount voucher so admission for the whole family was £89.70. The pricing structure seems fairer than some other parks as it is based on height and therefore on how many rides a person can use (this is good as my son is quite petite for his age) A great selection of rides meant that every member of the family left happy (and in some cases quite shaken) and it's always a plus that the whole thing is set in nice countryside. I dropped a star because the catering (in common with most theme parks) lets them down portions being small and prices high. I couldn't finish without a word concerning the staff. I imagine that operating these rides over and over again can become quite disheartening and perhaps downright boring and indeed this is often clear by the facial expressions and demeanour of the staff but I am pleased to say that all the staff here seemed happy and even at the end of the day they allowed 'just one more ride' rather than sullenly chasing everyone away.

Amusement Arcades come in all shapes and sizes. Most people…read moretoday think of an amusement arcade as something like a hall consisting of one-armed bandits, small kiddies roundabouts and a sitdown bingo link. Or maybe something more alabrate like Alton Towers Theme Park. But years ago in the somewhat posh area of Hunters Bar, Sheffield, people found their amusement in different ways. At the rear end of the Botanical Gardens you will find, hidden from view by dense trees and bushes, the remains of a Bear Pit. A large circular pit dug out off the soft earth, then lined with sandstones. It looks like they laid the stones as drystone walling because there's no sign of any motar between the stones. There's a large entrance at the rear, where obviously the bear was lead into the torturous pit, where we can assume the poor animal was torturously ill treated by the gawping men and women who leared over the top of the open pit. Thank God we've learnt to treat wild animals with respect these days and done away with these hidious amusement arcades of the 19th. Centruary. But having said that, if you're into historic amusements it's still interesting to see The Bear Pit, a true historic gem from days gone by.

Apparently Englands oldest tourist attraction with folk paying from the 1750s to visit the cave…read morewhere tje prophetess waa born and the petrifying cave where objects are turned to stone. Theres a lovely walk along the river. To be honest the entry fee is a bit steep.

Great outdoor walk. Very serine and a bit creepy. Not the witch but all the bunny stuff. Kind of…read moreBlair witch. Pictures attached. The bunnies and statues were out of a bad Alice in wonderland nightmare. The shiptons cave witch was your typical witch with the hunch back and mole on her nose... so passé. We went on a slightly rainy weekday. We were one of the only ones there. The waterfall with petrified articles from everyday life reminded me of a serial killers back yard. Highly recommend.

I have been here a few times now and plan on another visit to see santa soon…read more Its relativly cheap to get in and the attractions aim at 1 to 7 year olds really. If you do get to visit santa your child will get a free gift and last year they weren't the tat you would get off santa in shoppping centres

Sundown is advertised as a under tens theme park which is pretty accurate and most under tens would…read morehave a wonderful time here if it wasn't already home to a couple of thousands wasps. To be fair when you arrive and before you pay they have a sign up telling you about the wasps and how they are managing the problem, however you would have to be a cold hearted parent to take your children to place like this get them to the gates then turn around and go back home because of the possibility of some wasps. However the sign does fail to mention that the park has numerous fruit trees none of which are actually harvested and the fruit is also allowed to rot on the ground. Saying this the park does have some wonderful attractions but it is hard to enjoy many of them whilst being engulfed by wasps, to give you an idea of the extent of the problem they are even in the bins inside the cafe. I asked a member of staff how long they've had the wasp problem to which she replied oh its like this every summer. Honestly give this place a miss theres plenty of better places to go

Most of the rides were closed, although those that were open were good. However, do not eat at the…read morevintage American diner. The cup had lipstick stains and the plates that the food were served on were filthy and unwashed. The salad was dry and looked unwashed also.

Flamingo Land is our local park and we always have a great time whenever we visit. The new Sik…read moreroller coaster is fantastic, a great addition to the park. We follow the Attractions Near Me Facebook Page to get notifications of the half-price family passes to help save on our tickets. https://www.attractionsnearme.co.uk/category/offers/flamingo-land-resort-offers/ The Zoo is also great with lots of animals to see and the sea lion show is always a highlight for the kids.

Scarborough has, for as many years as I've lived here (almost ten now) been in desperate need of a…read morehalfway decent amusement park. It wouldnt have to be anything on the scale of Alton Towers or Blackpool Pleasure Beach, it'd just have to be something of a reasonable size with a few good rides and so on. For years, there was a small and basic park on the North Bay, but thats been an expanse of wasteland since the mid 90s. Since then, if you dont want to travel to Flamingo Land, Luna Park is the only option in town. ....and its not very good, sadly. For starters, its tiny - really, really small. It basically consists of some ropey old dodgems, a little ferris wheel, a couple of arcades and stalls such as hook a duck and ring toss, and a spinny around ride which always looks dangerously unsafe. Thats the extent of what you get. Given 15 minutes, you can go on each ride and have a go on each stall. Its overpriced for what it is, but its usually pretty busy in the high season with families and teenagers. The sad thing is - as theres no alternative, people will come and spend their money here.

I want to disagree with those that say Gulliver's is just for the young kids. I took my 2 teenagers…read morewho are 16 and 14 and they had a whale of a time. If you are going to go on the train, wear some good walking shoes as you have a hell of a hill to climb. The whole park is set on the side of a hill. The best thing to do is when you go in the main entrance, Take the chair lift to the top and work your way back down. All the rides are totally family friendly so Mum, Dad and the kids can all go on together. There is only a height restriction on 2 rides so my little 3 yr old niece wasn't allowed to go on the Switchback Roller coaster or the drop tower. There's Fantasy Terrace where you can ride on the Flying Carpet and go on the Dodgems. There Western World where you can drive the JCB diggers, pan for gold and ride the Log Flume. The Log Flume was one of my favourites of the day. All children and adults can go on it yet the drop is quite awesome and we got soaked through. My daughter went on it twice. You can also buy a photo from the ride - We got Magnets to put on the fridge. Next you can take a walk through the Party house with a ball pool, big pedal tractors, A big old sandpit and a great interactive piano that you play with your feet. I took some time out to look at the breath taking views of Matlock and all of Derbyshire. Take a look at the photos to see for yourself. It makes all that hill climbing worth it. The biggest area is of course Lilliput land the home of Gulliver himself. You can play Giant chess , go over the magic stepping stones and ride the veteran cars, Find your way round the 3d maze, ride the Crazy barrel rapid ride, visit Lilliput castle, ride the teacups and the Rio Grande train ride. My favourite area was the Palais Royale area with the Switchback and the cycle monorail but boy did my legs feel it in the morning! As it is Gulliver's Anniversary this year every half an hour the 2 park Mascots Gully and Gilly would come out and sing. It was a lovely treat for the little ones so we took time out to get ice cream and donuts. OK they are a little expensive but the were really Yummy. The absolute last ride you get to go on before you leave the park is the Pirate ship which is my all time favourite ride so it was perfect to save the best for last. As for the food on the park. Well the usual is availableBurgers, Pizza, Chips and Chicken. We ate at Dixies Fish bar. You queue up at the till and order your food (Fish or Chicken burgers) and then when you paid you move round to the window to wait while the slow youngsters in the kitchen prepare your mealDon't wait until you are starving to order. It all comes in disposable wrappers so you can just throw it all away on your way out. I thought the price was quite reasonable and they don't skimp on portions either. Both my children asked if we can go again next year because they went on all the rides and had a thoroughly enjoyable day.

Quite disappointing for the price…read more Fantastic for those with young children only, but for older ones it can be quite boring. Top tip - take a picnic with you as there are plenty of benches about and the food places are extortionate!

Thrilling rides Seriously…read more You haven't lived until you have been on either smiler or nemesis reborn I went on 8 rides and they were all fantastic I went on Oblivion, Wikkerman,Congo river rapids, Nemesis reborn,Galactica,curse at Alton manor, Smiler and spin-ball wizzer All in that order This park is great

Alton Towers is the best theme park in the uk. Yes. Fight me. It's just the timey eccentric vibe it…read morehas not to forget the rides. Three letters: W. O. W amazing park 10/10

very and racist ride worker at the ride that spins around when it goes to the top. screaming at…read moresomeone for standing in the line that literally everyone was standing in and rolling his eyes when he couldnt understand because of the noise

Europes largest travelling fun fair is back in town and unusually, it is mild weather (it usually…read morerains/is cold!). The lack of rain makes the visit better as if there has been any rain in the proceeding days, you yend to find large puddles dotted around the site, which make it near impossible not to get wet! The site is hugh and expect it to take a few hours to go round. They have something for everyone, whether it be small rides for the kids or big rides for the adrenalin junkie, you'll find something to suit. The prices are reasonble with the odd exception where they are a little expensive. These tend to be the newer rides though and I suppose they have to pay their investment off some how. Don't forget, there are plenty of stalls to browse too.

It is a shame this place closed as it was really good. It had its own free car park outside and ran…read moredifferent bingo section and had fruit machines etc inside. It was quite expensive but there were big prizes to be won so it was more worth while. There were plenty of seats, when it was open a lot of people would smoke which would not be a problem now. There was a lack of ventilation in there which was a big problem when it was hot and smoky. It will be missed.