This 8 dollar bus ride is definitely not worth it. Let me explain:
The ride to Cicero isn't too bad. People are drinking on the bus, talking smack, and having a good time. From prior experiences, the ride is over-booked, so people have to stand in the isles. The bus driver always takes Lake Street to the expressway, which is one of the worst pot-hole-laden streets in the city. This means that you will have booty and knee caps and hip-checks in your face for about a quarter of the ride. When you arrive at the venue, all is well....
until you need a ride back. At this point, Maggie^2 are drunk and obnoxious. They look haggard to begin with: Their clothes wet from beer slopped all over them, their hair full of cheese dip and sweat...pretty disgusting. Now I'm a dude, and I like "punk" gals in general...but these girls are just hired hookers for the Windy City Rollers. The whole ride back to Cobra Lounge, they stuck their dirty twats in peoples faces, men and women alike. Not much was being said, they would just climb up on a seat and that lucky guy or girl got a face full of nastiness. It just looked like the girls were strung out on heroine and looking for attention. For me personally, it was disgusting and over-played. This kind of stuff happens at bars all the time, but to be force-fed a heaping plate of smelly tuna is not my idea of fun. I sat in the back of the bus with my girlfriend, and I was just happy the whores didn't make it to us. read more