Requiem of a Wannabe Realtor (Rebirth of a known Psychopath)
Harold R. Hawkins' handshake, smile, and the bright-blinding glare from his polished shiny-shoes are all a ruse, polished-ploys, and overtures to reflect, deceive, and blind those unsuspecting homebuyers away from the real business truths. The ruse is also a means to make up for Mr. Hawkins' professional, personal, and life's private shortcomings, as well as to enhance the real estate owner's profits at company-closings. Thereby fulfilling his ruse's priority, and enabling his otherwise, born to ineptitude, wannabe's insatiable need for admiration and social-status in small town Winnemucca. However, the deception has finally been exposed due to all the victims' shared-sufferings, and whom now have since collaborated in combined strength. The once bright-blinding glare given-off by the polish atop Harold's leather shiny-shoes has been stripped-off exposing the wannabe's defining bottom-feeding lower soul.
Death of a Salesman (Rebirth of a known Polyester Pervert, Skippy R. Hawkins)
The moral of this review, or in this case, the immoral is: "Be careful what sick behaviors one brags about, and to whom one confides." However, this said, a psychopath's view of what's "normal" is contrary to that of the moral majority. "Aberrant" comes to mind when describing Braggadocio Skippy R. (Roof-Roof) Hawkins. Skippy is fortunate to have married an understanding wife. Kerry not only is supportive but caring. Last Father's Day, she bought her man an electric hands-free jar opener (Ronco's model no. 300 Twistomatic) specifically designed for arthritic & carpal tunnel pervert sufferers and their supportive mates. Those Skippy jars are known to have tight lids; just ask Kerry who hasn't broken a single nail since taking delivery of her favorite kitchen, kennel, and all throughout the house appliance...,and after just 3 easy payments of only $19.95.
Kerry Hawkins GRI being the smart business & practical woman that she is, took advantage of the special TV offer, ordered early, and received 2 Ronco model no. 300 Twistomatics for the price of one, an extra to take with on their family Chukar hunts...
The Partridge Family sticks together, if you know what I mean. read more