This place isn't terrible enough to merit a one star review: no one insulted me, my food wasn't…read morerotten, and I want ripped off.
Was this döner bland? Yes. Unremarkable? Well yeah. Same as every single other boring döner place in Bern? Um, yeah. But...welcome to Bern. That's the standard here. And my meal wasn't terrible, it was tasty enough. I got full. I enjoyed my meal. Three stars.