Trail of sadness and regret…read more The Tree Farm Massacre is disappointing. It seems to be an enterprise of diminishing yield for the consumer where the end game is to unabashedly get the most money from you while giving you the least that they can get away with. They seem to have successfully fabricated a culture of uninspiration that has filtered throughout the operation to the point where even the actors seem to bore themselves. This is the second time that we have visited the Tree Farm Massacre. Our previous visit was so delicious that we have spoken highly of it to all who would listen and organized a family get together to return there this year. When we last went they had two attractions, the Zombie paintball (which we previously skipped) and the haunted trail. The trail was previously awesome. A walk through a dark woods with occasional strobe lights, actors that actually interacted with you and tried to be scary, and several haunted house trailers. Haunted house trailers...we loved it. So this year we were excited to see that they had a new, third, attraction: a clown house. We bought the combo tickets to all three ($40/person). We even paid extra ($30/person) to upgrade to VIP tickets (which did let us skip the lines). The clown house was fun, though short. The effects were good and the actors were motivated. Later we realized that was their A-Game (which lasted maybe 5 minutes) and everything else was D-List. The Zombie Paintball was boring. The most interesting and fun part was getting stuck in the mud. Four stops to shoot zombies, the first two with one zombie each. We actually had paintballs left in our guns at the end of the ride. The trail simply sucked. It was sad to see what it is now...the entire attraction is shrouded in regret over what it had been and what it could be. Virtually the entire length of the trail is illuminated by strobe lights that do little but annoy and attempt to induce seizures. The few actors that are on the trail do little but wander around aimlessly. Often we did not even realize that they were actors. Two sat in the woods and screamed when you passed by, otherwise they were all quiet. The girl on the swing set couldn't sing a little rhyme? The girl with the baby couldn't chant a bit of coochie-coo? And most disappointing was that the haunted house trailers are gone. That is where they got the clown house from--they took the best part of the trail and made it a separate attraction just to get more money. The few structures that remain on the trail are lameness incarnate. The one with the chainsaw: the guy just stood there. The scariest part for me was the carbon monoxide exposure, while another of my party reported that she was most frightened by a certain tree branch. In all we paid $70 each for about 5 minutes worth of entertainment. True, it was our choice to pay the extra for VIP tickets, but I cannot imagine that words would have been able to convey our emotions had we spent time in those lines for such a bad experience. I truly feel for those that did. The Tree Farm Massacre has a lot of potential. The idea is good, but the execution is horrible. I hope that they can reach pass the greed to put some money and effort back into their product, but I do not think that I will be returning to see if they do and I will encourage my acquaintances to remain away as well.

I absolutely loved the trail and clown house. The hay ride was more funny the scary. Over all I…read morehad an amazing time with my hubby and would love to go again next year

On God the best haunted house I've ever been too. fuck that other review they don't know what the…read morefuck they're talking about. they're just Karen's talking so it's all right but that shit scared the fuck out of my girlfriend so worth it 100%. pay the money it's awesome!!!

There workers were the most rudest disrespectful people i have ever came across in my entire life…read more I would not recommend it was definitely a waste of money that i could of spent on something else. It was not scary at all and it was so hard to find which way to go and when you would go the wrong way the people would stop being there characters and have a fit.

Eh it wasn't the worst place in the world, but I don't think it was worth $15 for the 10 minutes we…read morewere in there. They only scare you from one direction, which is kinda lame.

Scariest crap ever. Took four teenage girls with me - it was completely out of control scary…read more Should definitely go if you are into haunted houses - rivals House of Shock in New Orleans

My husband and I loved this trail. We took our 10 year old son and 13 year old nephew with us, and…read morethere were a lot of jump scares which are always fun and exciting. The trail is like a mile long, so you don't feel like you are beginning and then it's over. The costumes and decorations were great! I'm not easily to scare, but several people got me! It was funny to see the boys running away or have them jump back like "hold me" definitely recommend and will be back for whatever The Devil's Knot does in the future!

It's just knot worth the money in my opinion. I know some folks have fun but the events they do…read morehost are kinda small scale/thrill for the amount they charge. Considering it's in someone's back yard I'd expect to pay a little less.

It was a cold night outside but it kinda made it feel more real. They really know how to scare the…read morelife out of you. I was hearing screaming, chain saws, shot guns going off and crazy hair raising sounds the whole way. The actors were so different from what you would expect. Like nightmare movie stuff. Twisted, so crazy fun. My group went through twice the 1st night we went. The 2nd weekend we went out was different. I was happy not to see the same things. They really now how to give you a full immersion experience. Highly recommend...

This place is amazing. They've added so much from last year and I thought it was great then too! We…read morewere there all afternoon on a Thursday and basically had the place to ourselves and a few other families. Since our girl is still young toddler they really did such a great job adjusting for her so she could enjoy everything!

Very big and impressive at first glance but 99% of the games are overpriced to play compared to…read moreother similar establishments. Not to mention quite a few of the games weren't working properly. The claw machines would close before even fully dropping. Feels like a big scam rip off company and a waste of money. We'll stick with our usual stops. This one just isn't worth it.

Several machines took our money but we're unplayable, staff acted like there was nothing they could…read moredo. I bought fountain drinks for 3.25 a piece but the fountain machines wasn't working. The staff member said "I'll have to talk to my manager" and left and never returned. I got the service button and a different staff member came and gave us bottles.

Took my kiddos here for first time and have to say, we had an absolute blast! Was real laid back…read more Excellent staff. Prices was reasonable. Most definitely will be back soon.

Really fun! Great for birthday parties or just hanging out having fun. The battle thing is awesomeread more

Do not buy a home from them my dad bought a home from them and it was not built as he requested and…read morethey never came and fixed it, they used 3/8" plywood on the roof which should have been 3/4" none of the plug ins were mounted on studs as he requested and the wood on the floor is msd and not solid. Overall their homes are junk and no one should buy from them.

My wife and I went in to Clayton Homes today and were greeted by a man who asked if he could help…read more I told him we were looking for 2 bed 1 bath home and asked if he had one. He said yes and I asked how much. He said $35000. I told him that is more than what I wanted to spend. He asked how much I wanted to spend, and I told him $25000. He went into a tirade, "If you want cheap go across the road (pointing at Farr's). They sell cheap. We don't sell cheap. Nothing here is cheap." Once he finished, I said, Can you say cheap one more time as I'm walking out that door?" He said, "Yeah, you can leave out that door. It ain't cheap! Nothing here is cheap!" There was a family of 4 who witness the incident. I told them to go to Clayton Homes in Natchitoches the sales person there was nice and helpful (we were there yesterday). We were also at Farr's, Steve Grosse, Brewer's, Tilley's, and Callaway's all were nice and helpful. Funny things is both Callaway's and Tilley's have the home at the price we wanted and it is made by (get this) Clayton.