Food, service and ladies were on point, making the phrase "Beer, boobs and booty were awe inspiring" true to the 100th degree. BJ is especially friendly and has those eyes that scream "fuck me like you want to" at all times while conversing. read more

Great atmosphere, beautiful women, and ice cold drinks. Great place to relax and enjoy the ladies.

Well... depends.. when and who. Mostly? Watch your wallet! Count the dances!! Monica? Jenna? Will rub one out for you, let you fing*r p*say etc but will charge extra. Drinks? Typical over priced. Only action is private VIP, worth it if desperate read more

Horrible second time experience. Very rude wait staff& Incompetent management. Would not recommend. Definitely needs work on both aspects of that part of their employee's. read more

Great place, beautiful girls, wish I could take one home. But great place to kick back in

Good service and good food and good quality Ambiance and lots of seating and lots stripers.

The DJ Julio plays the shittiest music I've ever heard at a strip club, and you can tell the dancers aren't even into it and can't perform with this kind of crap in the background. All the dancers here are old and look/act like they all have 5 kids or something. They all act like they don't wanna be here. Overall atmosphere is depressing and sad, worst experience I ever had at a club. My grandma has more potential on that pole than these washed up dancers. Taking my business elsewhere like Sugars read more

Service- female want to hassle on dance price. Dancers want to add extra dances, make sure u count your dances. And keep aware of count.

Nice atmosphere good prices good talent management is very guest oriented good bat tenders decent prices

I went there on a Saturday night. I was told that all drinks were $6 and you had to purchase food. So I ordered a beer, they brought me a bottled water too because they said it was a rule for the Covid rules. So right now the beer is $12. Then they brought chips and salsa because you had to have food on the table. Now my $6 beer is not $18. I was there about an hour an not a single woman/dancer came up to me. I even was the only one that put a tip on the stage, $5. The dancer walked past me didn't acknowledge me. All clubs have their niche', this place wasn't mine. read more

Great conversation and lap dances. The $10 table dances were great at good price. I planned to leave early but couldn't because the girls were just lap dancing better every time and girl. Only had one bad experience with one out of several I had. read more

You'll be lucky to find one hot girl out of 20 plus they tell you it's $10 dance but all the girls charge $20

Just had a great time everything was great music girls drinks Well one guy escorted out.worth watching thinking he could muscle the bouncers wrong lol. read more

Honestly if you're looking for a good time I would not go here. the club is super small, and the management and most the staff has an unwelcoming attitude. They don't play good music either As well as play it very low for the dancers. Honestly this club sucks so bad it probably has about a good year left before they shut down. read more

I used to like the place but... a) the girls must have found a good place for take-out because they started smelling like onions b) "Heaven" was terrible in every way, including wanting $20 a dance despite it being $5 a dance that night. She ended up accepting $10 a dance and I accepted because I didn't want to find out who the bouncer would side with and being near her was hell. Needless to say I never went back. read more

Great place to relax and unwind. The staff is great. Bartenders are lots of fun. Drinks are reasonable and good. The dancers are definitely entertaining and very friendly. There is definitely something here for everyone. We stop in often when we back in town. read more

Drinks ain't bad, and prices are decent. Great place if you want to see those girls pop their kitty. Got a few lap dances, which where not bad at all. They popped it so good I swear I could hear a kitty, meow!! Definitely would go back with my buddies!! read more

Let me save you all some time went at 1230 typical prime time on a sat and saw almost zero pretty girls. Got charged 15 for cover pretty typical but literally walked in and walked out read more

So I don't go to strip clubs very often, and I had been to this one in the past. However this current visit was less than stellar. On the up side, $5 to get in, $5.50 beers, and $5 table dances. Down side...when a place is called a "strip" club, one would expect to see some stripping. Half of the girls never took thier top off, most of the rest had weird pasties on (ok whatever) and 1 girl was actually topless. Now like I said, I'm not an adult entertainment connoisseur, but I do feel that a strip club should invovle stripping of some sort. But, thats what you get for five dollars I suppose. read more

Besides one or two weirdos that you always get that the managers had to kick out, over all had a blast cute girls and a clean. Drinks were a lil pricy, but the price of the VIP area made up for it. Some places in H-Town make you buy a bottle that's almost 200 bucks! If ever back in the area would stop by again! read more

Very clean and inexpensive, the whole staff is friendly the drinks are good, great dancers and definitely ask for Lexy

I was asked if I wanted a drink more than if I wanted a dance (which was never) and it's a shame because there were a bunch of hot girls and I had a pocket full of money. read more

I just moved to san antonio a week ago, so dont really know anyone or anything out here. I was just wondering if this is a good place to go to and if they serve food? Im not worried bout money or prices, mostly good company and people easy to talk to. Sounds retarded but I get a little shy lol. Just looking for a good place to go, Its been a long time since I have been to any kind of club. Thanks in advanced for reading this read more

Lookin for a good time then Tiffany's is your place! Great drinks! Great show! Awesome staff!!

$5 cover to get in. No food. $5 dances everyday except thurs till 8pm. Thurs is $5 all night. VIP is only a sitting area in the back for $10 dances with a $20 band fee. Otherwise dances are the same outside. It's a cabaret gents, not a strip club. read more

The place looks great with all the new remodeling they did, girls are hot and super fun wait & bar staff are awesome! Best drinks made here at Tiffany's! I mean what more could you ask for? Hot girls and $5 dances! read more

DISGUSTING place. How ANYONE with a pulse could give this place any stars is beyond me. Don't waste your time or your money. Quality of everything is one of the worst I've ever seen read more

www.BoinkNow.com is crazy right now with women in San Antonio looking to hookup for some "bedroom activities" so if things don't go as planned at the club , you should check it out. read more

You can tell this place is older. The furniture and fixtures are all worn and stained. The place isn't very clean at all. The women's bathroom was utterly disgusting, but I was told the men's was great. This is a strip club though so onto the important stuff. The whole time I was there I was wondering when the A team was going to come out. It was a Friday night and most of these girls... Well... B team material is all I want to say. I gave this place 3 stars, because the girls are very attentive, pleasant, and they all had varying styles of dancing. read more

Cover was cheap. The ladies were all attractive and a few were especially athletic so they put on a great show. Most did wear pasties over their nipples though. There didn't seem to be smoking inside so we didn't leave smelling like smoke. Overall great night and we'll be back. read more

Been a half dozen times, usually the staff are pretty accommodating. Went on a Saturday, and called the front to ask them to open the door that doesn't have stairs. Had to talk to a manager before they could be convinced that missing legs warrants 15 seconds of their time. read more

Cover is 5 for vets, there are cheap drinks till 11pm , girls pretty good across the board. 5$ dances all day till closing!!!

Great place for the money and atmosphere. I don't know what people are complaining about. Not sure what they expect for a $0 - $5 cover charge and $5 dances. The place is pretty nice and the girls are all friendly and attentive. All of the girls have nice bodies and all races are represented. All types of music as well. The facility is old, but so what. And I've been going there for about 13 years. read more

So first off I have never been to a strip club before... Anyways, Tiffany's was really cool. The only thing I didn't like was with some of the girls, once I said i didn't want company, they didn't just leave me alone, they have me dirty looks the rest of the night. And when I went to the bathroom I came back to them drinking my beer I had just paid for. Still, other than 3 rude dancers, I found the prices agreeable, the 'views' nice (although thicc is more common than skinny/petite here in Texas) and the rest of the staff had great customer service. read more

Girls are awesome. Drinks are made good, bartenders and waitstaff are cool, they have drink specials everyday except for Saturday, awesome place to watch Sunday football at!! read more

This place is hit or miss with the girls I've been there friday night and there was only a few girls and Sunday there were a bunch of the them. Other times it's normal but overall a good place to hang out read more

As soon as you walk in your greeted by the waitress with a 2 drink minimum!! On top of that they bug you to buy drinks for the dancers..Lame!!! read more

One word.......Harley. Wow!! I was in town just for a day. I had some time to kill until my flight left so I stopped by to check it out. Had a beer. Waitress was cool. Received a table dance from someone whom a zombie could have been better at. Fixing to leave I thought "what the heck, lets's try the VIP. "Harley" was the one that I asked for after seeing her onstage. That woman was awesome. Knowing that this is a business I asked her to be straight forward and help me enjoy myself before I left and man did she not disappoint. She had my "full attention" the whole time. Not only one of the most gorgeous bodies I had seen in a very long time but also one of the best senses of humor I had seen in a very long time. Look we all know that these women work for a living just like the rest of us but it is another thing for someone to take their trade with pride and do the best they can. Harley if you read this, keep up the good work, more entertainers should look to you for tips on how to make more of the customers happy in a professional way like you do. I hope to see you again soon. Very soon. read more

Saw an advert on their website, "100$ for 4 girls to yourselves all night." In reality, it was nothing more than 1 dance on stage with 4 girls. For 100 bucks. False advertising at its finest. Also my friend left his wallet with a dancer for a minute while he got more cash from an ATM, now he has no more money in his wallet. Avoid this place like the plague. read more