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    Thirsty Turtle

    3.7 (26 reviews)
    Open 11:00 am - 2:00 AM (Next day)

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    Hands down the best fried mushrooms!
    Melissa B.

    Best fried mushrooms, great bartender and [[HIGHLIGHT]]a great place to watch games[[ENDHIGHLIGHT]]! We will be back.

    Bacon cheeseburger with onion rings.
    Gary L.

    All good things come to an end. I heard they have new owners so I stopped by to see what has changed. I had to ask to place a food order. I had to ask for the check. Was never asked if I needed a drink refill. And I was sitting at the bar next to the cash register. Oh, and I ordered a bacon Swiss burger. I got a mushroom Swiss burger. Don't waste your time or money on this place.

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    Rose J.

    It's located in a strip mall but the exterior was inviting. It's a bar and grill but of the highest caliber. It was clean, patrons and staff were very friendly. Atmosphere was good, not too dark. And the food! THE FOOD WAS FANTASTIC!! I had grilled tilapia and my friend had quesadillas. We definitely had a good time and will go again!

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    This is our favorite Friday night spot! The people behind the bar, make it worth the trip.

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    Service here is always great! Great staff and great drinks. Definitely need to try the good here.

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    Great staff and very friendly service. Food was typical but atmosphere made up for it. Beer is cold too!!

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    I love this bar. Definitely now one of my favorites. Very friendly staff and awesome music.

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    3 years ago

    Hamburger and onion rings were so good and fresh. Like it was non smoking bar by our house.

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    Cobra Club

    Cobra Club

    4.2
    (11 reviews)
    4.6 mi
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    So, buddy asks me if I want to go have a drink at this bar across from Bell Helicopter one night…read more I'm like, "are you kidding? No!" He says it's a nice place, about as divey as where we were at the time, and after he said he'd drive, I said "sure, why not" Get there, walk in, and he's right. It's not bad at all. It's old inside and the last remodel looks like it was back in the 70's, but I never really care about that stuff. It was a weekend night and there were quite a few people there. Bartenders were quick and friendly. No draft beer, but a pretty stocked full bar so no complaints. One thing I really ended up liking best about this place, was it's a mostly older crowd. Majority of people, I'd guess, 40's and up, maybe upper 30's in the least. I'm bad with ages. Everyone was friendly. Looks like a big regular crowd, seemed everyone knew each other. People doing Karaoke in the corner. Everyone was having a good time. Didn't see any people having drama or walk in misfits making trouble. Bit of a drive for me, but might make this more of a first stop on the weekend place. Drinks were reasonable.

    Nice smaller club with pool tables, a stage & dance floor. They have reasonably priced drinks…read moreserved by some of the nicest folks around. The regular crowd is friendly. I usually stop in for Friday Night Karaoke. Great K J with large song collection who is very easy to work with. The sing list is not overly long so it's a good laid back evening.

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    Shotzee's Bar & Grill

    Shotzee's Bar & Grill

    4.3
    (115 reviews)
    6.1 mi
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    It has been awhile, we had the urge for some good bar food eats and headed to Shotzee's for a late…read morelunch. As always, SUPER GOOD! And, great ambiance. Louder than usual because the Worldcup game was on, England V Croatia . Had two groups of fans from each team, loud at the good stuff, everyone polite and jovial. Really added to the fun atmosphere. A bazillion TVs so everyone has a good view. The waitress was also the barkeep, she did a great job. Tipped appropriately well. Food! The point Yes, awesome yumminess. I got a new try, Brisket Grilled cheese with lightly fried onions and a sweet BBQ sauce, American cheese, on a Hawaiian bread. A great combo that was flavorful. My wife enjoyed the lunch size fish in chips; good cod fish. Generous fries with both. We had unsweetened tea, perfect.

    Best burger in Keller??? I think not!…read more I ordered mine fully dressed with extra pickles and mayo. It showed up no pickles. It had a little thin sliced tomato. 2 smashed beef patties, cheese, onions and shredded lettuce. Had to ask for pickles and Another tomato. Honestly the burger was one of the worst I've had in a long, long time. We also ordered the wings with lemon zest. He loved them! We ordered the southwest egg rolls...they never arrived. Frustrating. Here's my thing...kids seam to be running these types of places. We enjoyed playing pool, darts and having a few drinks. Not the best food experience but the bar itself was nice.

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    Dirty Laundry

    Dirty Laundry

    4.3
    (80 reviews)
    9.6 mi
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    Fiance and i walked were exploring and walked past an oddly placed and weirdly small laundromat…read morebefore realizing that there is no way this just a tiny random laundromat. We poke our heads in (accidentally going through the exit door. the front door is well camouflaged) and just found a wonderful very chilled out bar. Haven't been to a speakeasy in a long time. It was dark lighting with ambient black lights and string lights to keep it dim but you wont struggle to see through. Music was not super loud and the chairs were incredibly comfortable and the whole place was laid out to just have drinks and lounge while talking with friends. No food, which is fine. You have plenty of options on the same block for that. This place is just for drinks and conversation. The seasonal menu was awesome. It iss a bar so they of course can make anything you request if you don't want a specialty cocktail. I got my favorite, a moscow mule but they had a brazilian mule on the specialty menu. I never had that before and ordered it on the spot. It was grapefruit vodka with lime, lots of fine pellett nugget ice (the really good kind) with ginger beer and condensed milk. My god it was great, they told me how they made it because i never saw milk added to this before. It was a delicious limeade that almost was slushy like, creamy and with tangy vodka. Plus they actually served it in a proper copper mug. Best mixed drink ive had period and a cool twist on my favorite standard moscow mule. The place is now going to become a frequent haunt for us. Its very laid back, relaxed, with fantastic ambiance. It doesn't get jammed packed and is not meant to get wild in. We went there around 7pm on a friday night with about 8 or so others already there with their drinks. It did pick up later with 15-20 people in there but still spacious and comfortable. It genuinely was just a nice bar to have drinks and conversations with friends. Nice music that isn't too loud so you can talk with normal voice levels. The bartenders we had were super nice and charismatic. The drinks were not expensive, a respectable 13 bucks for my mule. If you have a bill over 40 dollars they automatically add 20% gratuity to it so keep that in mind when you are tipping. And after 8pm everything had 20% gratuity added to the bill. But the service is so damn good that you will probably still want to tip on top of that anyways. I loved it so much i actually made a yelp account just to post a review. TLDR super cool speakeasy type joint, cool aesthetics and laundry theme. Not loud, good for drinks and chit chat, cool well crafted specialty cocktails that don't break the bank. Good bartenders. Good times. Cozy seats that encourage you to hang out and talk even with folks you haven't met before and dim without being dark lighting. Clean bathroom too and quick charismatic service. Hit this place up for sure even just for the novelty of it. It was a wonderful surprise bar for a date night. Pro tip for this area in general. all paid parking, some place validates some do not, i am unsure if they do here but there is paid parking right out front and also a paid lot literally across the street. But i don't even bother. About a block and a half away northeast is a big shopping complex with a target. i just park there for free and walk. its a short nice walk and doesn't cost 20 bucks.

    Super late review as it's been quite some time since I visited Dirty Laundry, but it's still a spot…read morethat stands out. Highlights: Super fun speakeasy-style entrance Small interior, but the seating is arranged really well for different group sizes and feels surprisingly comfortable I don't recall them offering food during my visit, but the bartenders were friendly and were able to make a great mocktail Surrounded by different eateries, so it's easy to grab food nearby before or after drinks Easy parking, which is always a plus (street or parking garage nearby)

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