Just thinking about how to start this review is making me laugh and shake my head. What a bunch of chumps we are...
Myself and 3 friends headed to The Workers Club for a Live Lodge show this weekend and we'd read that there was a Texas BBQ there too. Awesome! If you've ever been as lucky as I have to go to the Salt Lick BBQ in Austin, Texas you'll know how good a Texas BBQ is. Huge helpings of everything cooked over a pit and you end up leaving with the meat sweats in a food coma. Bring it the hell on!
Firstly we were ushered into a small, quiet, candle-lit room which seemed very out of place to the rest of the joint. But once we were handed the menus our excitement levels grew a little. Everything sounded pretty delicious. I mean it'd be pretty hard to make a Texas BBQ sound sh!t. One of the guys ordered pork (can't go wrong), the other ordered beef cheek, which both came with a side of mash, and us girls decided to share a serving or mac n cheese ($22) with a side of slaw as well as some vegemite and cheese stick things that came with cider dipping sauce (the waitress made it sound pretty good) so we weren't in a coma for the gig.
The first thing to come out was the pork. We were all a little bewildered thinking maybe this small handful of pork & pickles was meant as an entree for another table. Then came the mac n cheese. We sort of looked at it, looked at each other, looked at the waitress and looked back at it then died laughing. Our $22 serving of mac n cheese was approximately the same amount of food I would feed my cat. The beef cheek came out by itself on a saucer. A freakin' teacup saucer. The mash we're pretty sure was Deb and if you like vinegar then you'll probably enjoy the slaw. The vegemite and cheese sticks - nothing like what we pictured. 3 doughy as hell miniature scrolls approximately 5cms in length with a sauce that had pudding skin on the top.
After a drink each the whole ordeal came to about $120 and we headed into the band room (where you also need to remortgage for a pint) feeling used, abused and hungry. Boo and bah humbug! read more