I suffered through a visit to this place. girls are way too ugly to be that rude. But the worst by far was this annoying massage girl who wouldn't stop harassing every customer for massages the entire time. She was pushy, desperate, and gross about it -- nobody was interested at all. She looked just like Mary Ann Bevan. She was the perfect weight for someone twice as tall as her. On top of that, she was smiling with what looked like a whole cheeseburger still stuck in her teeth, which made everything even more off-putting and unhygienic. The place was dead slow, making her constant bothering stand out and completely kill any vibe. Drinks were stiff, but that's the only thing they didn't mess up. Zero stars. Would not go back -- stay far away from this place. read more

The Squire - Strip Clubs Near Me - Revere, Massachusetts

I used to live near The Squire from 1995 to 2001 and it was the Best Gentleman Club. Not sure how is today? Still full nude? The girls back then all looked like Playboy Centerfolds. Monday and Tuesdays amateur nights Can someone update me? read more

The bar area is huge. Not many comfortable places too sit close too stage. Drinks are very expensive I spent 150.00 on rum and cokes for 2 people. The girls are beyond beautiful! Video vixens.. BBL's everywhere. But they don't approach you. Club was empty so I guess the ladies didn't feel like dancing or stripping. A few booty shakes that's it. No nudity was observed. 10 bucks at door. I didn't spend a dime on dancers.. that was unfortunate because I had thousands of dollars to spend. Again the ladies are freaking gorgeous. I will try again someday read more

Brianna at the bar is the worst part of this club. She has a rude attitude with water down drinks, watching her communicate with the other workers makes her look uglier than what she actually is. (she is very unattractive) I'm guessing with the subpar face , bad attitude and disrespect to the other female that work there , she's sleeping with the higher ups?? This place is just horrible. read more

Lady at the bar was an asshole. She said "no more drinks for them" to my group when all we had was 1 drink, but the Male bar tender was there so he took over where the strong independent woman couldn't. I hope my tip went to the male bar tender cuz that chick was shit. PS. ALL THEY WANT IS YOUR MONEY ($30 cover fee, lady bartender takes tips without notifying and ignores people that have been waiting for an hour) read more

Not happy with The last time I was there they asked to many questions terrible place..they have rules you have to give you your personal information like take pictures of you or your driver's license those people are crazy... read more

Absolute worst strip club ive ever been to. $20 cover at 8pm and it was less people there than Taco Bell employees at 3am. One old belligerent guy getting taken advantage of and a rude bar tender who passed me 4 times after I was waiting at the bar for 8 minutes for someone to show up. Never even acknowledged me until I said "ummm.. excuse me" then a measly corona and a shot was $25... WHAT!?!? The dancers almost put me to sleep. It was painful. I finished my drink and high tailed it out of there before I took a nap at the bar. Not to mention the bar tender was coughing all over the place smh. Don't waste your time. Only one dance was hot. The rest were 4's and one of them was socially awkward trying to ask if I wanted a private dance.... if I could give zero stars I would. Boring as ever read more

Good luck getting a drink from the bar. The girl with the long brunette hair would rather be checking her Instagram (which she was). There was at least 5 guys around us trying to get drinks. It was ridiculous. Some people are not in the right roles. Girl is way too slow. If I was the owner I would be pissed. They are losing a lot of money in unfilled drink orders. Even some of the dancers around me warned me how slow she was. I was going to move to the other end of the bar but here was no room. I wonder why. Lol. read more

I want to start off by saying that you f****** people there are crooks. It's supposed to be a $10 cover charge which is exactly what the sign says next to the bar. You have that bartender that is the most miserable unprofessional barkeep that any strip club has. That is supposed to be the staple of the whole place is the bartender hyping up the crowd getting everybody involved and sitting at the bar while watching women and getting drinks. She absolutely did the opposite and couldn't give a s*** about it. You would think the owners would want to monopolize on capital and what she is doing which is one of many things going wrong in that place is denying them of that. All the drinks for water down whether or not you were spending money flirting or trying to get a dance while flagging someone down like you were healing a cab . If you were not of A different race or some race that they didn't care for you were not approached or looked at . The professionalism was garbage. The bar back was garbage. The woman's smell like garbage but very pretty . Who I mean who in the right mind would plan any night of the week to go there and spend money happily. Ask yourself that question and add up all the reviews to see where your answer might be. I suggest you make a lot of room pick a notebook for all the negative reviews compared to anything above that!! read more

So first off wow this place is expensive! I expect to spend a lot during a Friday night at the club but damn! $20 cover at the door (good thing we got there before 10 or it would have been $30)... 2 Coronas and 3 shots of patron $70, atm has an $8 charge, and they will only give you singles if you break a 100 but careful cause you will only get 89 singles in the band... also you wanna be careful not to inconvenience the bartenders with silly things like making change or drinks cause they will let you know how annoyed they are.... they don't tell you how much the round is and like to keep the change regardless on how much you plan on tipping... the dancers weren't bad at all, I'd say 2 out of the bunch were not very good looking but for the most part the girls looked great, however..... most are very awkward on stage which I can understand since the place was almost empty till an hour before last call on a Friday but they only pay attention to certain people anyway so be prepared to be ignored, I had a 100 singles in my hand at the stage and only one girl could be bothered to acknowledge me, if you see the girls dancing on the smaller stage when you go to tip you would expect the girls to be more seductive maybe let you slip the bill under a bra strap or something, well you would be wrong! Be prepared for a greedy hand out like your kid sister asking for $10 to go to the mall... the worst part of all I was there with my fiancé and her 2 friends who have never been to a gentleman's club before and while they did have fun it was very disappointing to see the only dancer that approached them was sent over by me.... in my experience girl customers in a strip club are your best way to make money, first if they are there they will regulate how much fun hubby has but 9 out of 10 times she is controlling the money so you want her to loosen up.... overall the place looks nice and they have cute dancers but the terrible customer service and overall unprofessional business model makes this a place I would try to avoid in the future! Hopefully this review will reach someone that can give the place a once over, don't expect much out of a strip club but I feel if you have paying customers who are respectful they should receive the same in return... friendly bartenders would make this place 100 times better but doing the bare minimum like smiling and acknowledging you customers would go a long way. read more

Note to The Squire: I know you don't trust those amateur hos enough to change in your actual changing room, but the ladies room? Seriously? I mean, the girls were nice enough and I met a new one every time I had to pee, but this in itself creates a problem. You meet nice girl in the bathroom, hear her life story, why she's doing this, and 5 minutes later? Her vagina is in your face. And you feel OBLIGATED to tip her well, because now you "know" her. No fair, Squire, no fair. Also, ew. I know its Revere, but have some standards. No one wants to walk away planning a visit to the clinic the next day just to make sure they haven't contracted an airborne STD. And thank you for being the first on a list of strip clubs I've been kicked out of. But honestly, all those dudes in there were enjoying watching all us girls dance next to the stage more than what was going on up on the stage. Sincerely, Katie read more

All the dancers sat together next to the stage most were great they danced great but I noticed sum didnt get fully nude but shout out to the best dancer adrianna* The drinks are very overpriced we talkn bout $9 for a beer yes I said 1 beer. N private lapdances are $30 for one song 2 for $50 !! read more

My brother and I went to the squire to see some titties jiggling- and we did. That being said, the quality of the strippers is below par IMO. A private dance will set you back $30 + tip and lasts one song. Weak. Also we went outside for a smoke and were asked to leave by security when we came back in? WTF? do yourself a favor and go to Mardi Gras in Springfield if you want to see some nice strippers in a laid back atmosphere. read more

I am a sucker for great customer service. I took my best friend here for her last birthday along with a crew of about 6 other fine lady likin' ladies. I like these smaller places because you can sit right next to the poles and runways. I like the up close and personal. We were there for about 2 hours. The girls are friendly and happy to talk to you while they are dancing. (I like that.) The shot/massage girl was relaxed and pretty so she didn't have to be pushy. I got a 15 minute massage and again she was able to talk to me. Points there. The DJ took requests and we got the birthday girl a lap dance which didn't break the bank. But what really impressed me was the security staff. We were sitting across from some middle aged Yeah-Dudes who weren't tipping as well (we had a bigger group) and didn't like that we were in there very much. One of them "accidentally" bumped into my date's chair muttering something obscene and continued to his side of the runway. Before he even sat down, 2 giant bouncers were intercepting him and kicked all 4 of them out of the bar. I don't know if they had been causing trouble before, but the response time was amazing. read more

I'm not big on handing out my money just to see a naked woman. But every guy has seen his share of strip clubs. The Squire used to be a lousy joint. But since the new ownership it's gotten better. The girls now all work all under one umbrella along w/ Ten's on Salisbury Beach and The Golden Banana. So their are some amazing looking girls, especially if you're their for the last two hrs on a Saturday night 12-2. Obviously if you're their on a Wed. Afternoon don't expect angels. read more

HORRIFYINGLY horrible. The dancers are gross, the bartenders are WAY HOTTER. That's the only plus about this place THE BARTENDERS You pay a cover to see filth. So trashy and a waste of money Better to go to the BANANA read more

A great place to play daddy to orphaned girls trying to pay their way through college

If you are a black female this is not the place for you. Went to this club several times and each time it was the same. The Spanish and White dancers will not dance on black females or black males that come to the club with black women. They will dance for white men, white women & spanish women & men. Me and my spouse always go there with a stack of cash(with every intention on spending all of it)and sit at the stage but we always get ignored by a lot of the Spanish & white dancers. So we always end up leaving the club with a lot of money in our hand. One dancer danced on all the other women that sat by stage who were Spanish and skipped over me and another black women. These people were not even throwing out money, while I sat there with a stack of cash in my hand waiting to be entertained. It never happened. There was an interracial couple there (the man was white & the female was black). One dancer only danced for the man and totally ignored the black female when the female was the one with money in her hand. Usually when we sit down by the stage someone would come up to us asking if we wanted to buy drinks. The last time we were there no one approached us about drinks. Everyone else was served except us. Some people were served multiple times without even asking. To sum it all up this club lost out on a lot of money because the dancers and bartenders are colorist/racist. Not to mention that some of the dancers have really nasty attitudes. Will not be back here. If you don't want to be discriminated against and want friendly & welcoming service go to the Glass Slipper in downtown Boston or Wonderland in Rhode Island, they only see green. read more

eeeeeeehhhhhhhhh. When I first turned 21, this was the first nudie bar I ever went to, so I thought it was awesome, but after being in other, more better strip clubs, I can't help but feel a sense of emptyness each time I walk into the squire. Half of the girls should not be stripping, since they are not attractive, the layout is pretty bad (sitting at the bar, you are 30 feet away from any naked broads), and the strippers and waitresses are relentless in getting money from your pocket. Good things include the friendly bouncers, bartender, and the relatively moderate prices for drinks. and the bathroom is ritzier than the actual club, strangely. Overall, I would only go the Squire if I am close to home and need a quick fix of boobies, but other than that, there are better places. read more

I'm not so sure why there are so many bad reviews. I suppose that YMMV when it comes to going to clubs? Or people who write bad reviews just went on a bad night? I found The Squire to be very clean. I entered into a vestibule and then right into the club. There is a metal detector to go through and the bouncer was very friendly. I was told that I could get my $1 bills at the bar and later when the night was busy, I could get them from the DJ window. Once you leave the metal detector and front entrance area, you are facing a long room. It has a bar from one end to the other and restrooms are at the back with lit up signs for those who might be very impaired. Mirrored walls run all the way around the club. The stage has a pole at the center surrounded by 4 plush couches. I suppose those are for VIPs? There are runways that extend from each side of the center running the length of the club each way. Champagne Room is right next to the DJ booth in straight ahead from the main entrance on the left. It's $30 for a lap dance, $50 for 2 songs, $100 for 4 songs. The private booths are mirrored up all over. You pay the gentleman in front of the booths the club fee and the dancer the rest of the money. For example, for 1 song: you pay $20 to the dancer and $10 to the gentleman in front of the private booths (i.e. the club). Beer was $8 for a Coors Light. In my opinion, the girls seemed to flock to the regulars and not go around too much. Once it got busy, it sort of changed. Now, beauty is in the eye of the beholder... I found for me that I was attracted to maybe 1/3 of the girls working. I thought the petite blonde waitress and the 2 bartenders were more attractive than the girls working though. Everyone likes something different though so I'm not saying you won't find what you are looking for. Tip your bartender and server! Happy Hunting! read more

My first and definitely last time coming to this place. To be clear, it a very nice club with the exception of the bar attenders. I read all these bad reviews and still decide to check it out. They rather stand there and talk to their friends while you are trying to get their attention. She actually looked at me several times and just ignored me. Maybe I didn't look Like someone with money. The service has to be better. I came in to the place with $1000 and I walked out with $940 because o couldn't get the service I was expecting. I also think there is a racial discrimination going on. The whole time I was there, no one came up and if I want a dance or a massage. But I saw about 3 white couples walk in and get all the special treatment. Again maybe I didn't look the part of someone that has money. My advice, skip this place. read more

The squire was redone and is under new management as of a few months ago. I went last Thursday night and was very happily surpised. They had a TON of girls working it was awesome. Great variety too, even had 2 hot sisters! Girls were super friendly, staff was too. Only negative was the drinks were slightly pricey but you'll have that in a strip club, I didn't mind paying. Tips: -Get there early for good seats -Look for the girl with wing tattoos (one of the hottest girls I've ever seen) -Try the food, its actually pretty good read more

This is an easy one, I won't be back... Area - It's in a pretty nice spot, lots of parking and food and even a gas station. You can get all the necessities before or after (wink wink) you leave the club. Club - As for the club, It's once of the nicest i've been too, very classy and clean. Two thumbs up. Lot's of open space, which I'm not a fan of but it's good for viewers to know. Girls - I wasn't really impressed with bodies or moves. I did have a conversation with one girl though, I asked her to give me the low down and she said this place is really strick and expensive and that the only reason she works there is becuase shes the only one of her kind. She told me go to Cheaters in RI for a real strip club experience. Drinks - Avergae Staff - Lots of them and they look mean, I like to touch, I could tell they didnt tolerate that at all. Boo! read more

wow disappointed at this place.......been a while since I've been there.......a few changes......Like cover $15..........The Girls weren't that hot......maybe 1...... Had a Tab.......had issues with it....a bid over charge...have to pay attention when u have a TAB....... other then that a regular strip club......... read more

This place is horrible . Employees are rude . Drinks are expensive. Waste of time and money

The girls dont even patrol the floor for lap dance. Was there for over an hour not even one girl approached to ask for a lap dance. Decor not bad. Girls not bad but business model messed up. read more

Came in Wednesday night and bouncer looks like a wannabe Rick Ross says entrance fee was $20. The board near the register says $10. He acts and says it's Thurs right? No bitch nigg@, it's Wednesday! My homeboy says we're here, it's fine. I let it go... He could've asked for a tip nicely and I would've gave him a buck or two. Beer is overpriced. Girls were F squad, "fugly". Haven't been here for a few years and first time back, it has not changed I see, this place gotta close down! The hygiene is unacceptable! Save your money! If ya wanna waste money, I'll hire ya a few dancers and y'all can pay me instead! Don't go to Squire!!! read more

I have been in the squire club in revere ma and in my opinion the women are very beautiful no matter what anyone says and i don't believe in abusing any woman no matter what they do as long as they were very careful read more

The best adult entertainment in the Greater Boston Area. It is like Cheers with hot EXOTIC DANCERS. Definitely the place to go for a fantasy filled night. read more

I have to echo the comments of Mr. Vietnam L. Let's get one thing straight, MASS sucks all around for strip clubs, although I've heard Western MA is a different ball game. But to put things in perspective and talk about the greater Boston area, the Squire is actually one of the best all around strip clubs with 30 minutes of Boston all things considered. The girls are in general "decent" condition with a few train wrecks and a few absolute bombshells. There used to be this one girl who I swear made me hear angels singing when she came on stage. Then I would get wood and my thoughts would go straight to hell. But I digress. The cost of drinks ($5 for beer and $7-10 for liquor) and the cover ($10 on weekends) are a little annoying but not enough to turn me away. Compare that to Centerfolds, the only other place with better "talent" and you are getting much better experience (see my review for Centerfold's). All in all, people should see this place for what it is, a strip club, and realize that compared to everything else in the area, it's pretty decent. read more

OK, let me set the record straight. I travel the country for work, and each town I live in for work I tend to check out the bars and entertainment. Tonight I went to Squire lounge I tend to read a lot of reviews on places before I go, and this place has gotten some pretty poor reviews and that was not the case when I visited. Its a strip club, so expect to spend money. 8.00 beers are the normal for any gentleman's club, and you tip everyone you come in contact with, also an industry standard. If this turns you off then dont go. The club itself is very modern, large stage, and clean. It is mostly comprised of stage seats, and table seats. If you want to get a dance from a girl you need to be in the table seats, the women can not talk about dances on the stage, another industry standard. if you sit in the table seats then women will come up to you. If you are polite, you can take them up on the offer or not. All the dances, waitresses, and hosts were very friendly, and beautiful You have to know that mid week nights can always be hit or miss, however for a wednesday night the dancer line up was exceptional. The women were very fun and energetic. However if you are sulking in the chair at the stage, and offer no money, then no one is going out of there way. Its just how it is. I did have a private dance, and the rooms are actually large, its not totally private, but if you think your going to get laid in a strip club then god speed. The dances were average price and go by song. 30.00 for 1 50.00 for 2 and 100 for 4. The private dance was excellent, but I can imagine if you are being a jerk, you are not going to have a good time. It was 10.00 to get in, and no one pushed for drinks or tips. Many places look to constantly get your money, but not this place. Overall is was a great trip. Ive been to few better and many worse places. This is just my account, maybe I had a good night. However if you are going to a strip club with less than 150 dollars then do not expect a "rager" of a time. Hope this review helps read more

Not even sure where to begin. Went in on Sunday night hoping to have a few beers and some company. There's an ATM machine literally right after you step into the place. The ATM charged $8 to get money out of the machine - a bit exorbitant. I paid the $10 cover charge and the guy at the door was pleasant. I sat at the bar and literally sat for an hour or more and wasn't addressed by one bartender. They did serve 3 brazilian soccer fans who sat next to me. They ordered 3 coronas for $30. Also, exorbitant for a .94 cent bottle of beer. My hour long wait allowed me plenty of time to observe. Being a career nightclub, bar and restaurant person, I'm always interested in observing. One dancer got upset at apparently the customers lack of tipping and told the customers they were cheap (with a few expletives behind it) and they should go home, followed by more expletives. Hmmm, I wasn't surprised at the no tip. For literally 5 minutes (twice), the DJ, who was busy eating in the booth and watching TV had no idea there was no dancer on stage. He had called the next entertainer, but he had no idea they hadn't showed. So customers were left to look at an empty stage... and each other. There was one attractive female dancer named 'Brianna" who did appear to make the rounds and once onstage, she signaled for me to come over and give her money. It was kind of a turn-off but I did go over and slide her $10. After well over an hour and no service from the bartenders, I left, never having received any drink. I could've signaled for a drink for sure, but as a paying customer who also forfeited $10 bucks at the door for the privilege of getting in, I could've at least gotten a modest bit of service. The place, nor the staff seemed to be in the mindset to be making money. Disappointing, but it saved me a whole lot of money that I otherwise would've spent. Oh, I did forget to mention that there is plenty of free parking around the building. Usually, one to give a place a second chance, this was so bad I'll just take it as a lesson to spend my money elsewhere. it's a shame... with the lack of plentiful strip clubs in the Boston area, this place should be able to make money hand over fist. read more

I was very disappointed. The ladies were cute enough, but did little to NO dancing. It doesn't take talent to spread your legs! Plus my drink- pretty sure was just juice. read more

Working with people, especially for tips, u need to be able to read people pay attention ! Bar tender with big lips is miserable and just rude on multiple occasions. She obviously didn't want to be there or do her job. We weren't even there an hour. Ready for a good night was highly disappointed. We left within an hour. Learn how to treat people if u want them to come back. read more

The Squire used to be a great place years ago, but it has gone down over the past 10 years. I took a friend there on a Friday night, and was shocked to see the Crystal Meth Dancers. These women were gross, and Friday nights the best should be on stage. Food is OK.... read more

Definitely not the worst strip club I've ever been to. It's a decent size, nice big bar and a couple stages with plenty of comfy chairs. Of course the ladies aren't top notch but what do you expect in Revere? Never had a private dance or anything here but it's always fun. I like that there's no credit card limit at the bar but also last time I was there it took quite some time to get a drink. Overall good spot. read more

It's a hike, but with two stages, slightly brighter lights it's the place to be. I also liked the fact that the strippers would talk with you at Squires. They don't take their job too seriously. While it's not A+ talent, the B crew is more fun. Avoid Glass Slipper. If in Boston, go to Centerfolds; although I prefer Squires myself. read more

If your looking for a place to have fun don't go here I got kick out for healer hell yea and lets party. These people need have fun I work hard and expect a place like these to have fun in no one was having fun. Just say read more

Alot cleaner then I thought it would be, I have been to quite a few clubs like this across the US, Canada and Mexico, $5 US for a beer is not bad at all, the girls were cute, maybe because it was Friday, the only thing I didn't like was location it was a long way from my hotel read more

I like this place. The girls have always been really pretty, and the staff has always been really friendly. I even got the shot and massage girls number one night, but I never called it. I woke up and deleted it before my girlfriend at the time scoured through my phone. It was probably fake anyway. That was back in my younger days. I'm 23 now and follow the strict rules for perfect strip club etiquette. I would sit at a table at this place because the stage is very visible from anywhere. Lap dances here are in these little private booths, but odds are you aren't going to get any "special" treatment, there is an old Italian guy standing 5 feet from you at all times, they are pricey for 1 song too. The girls are hot though, 4 stars. read more