This place is over priced for what it's worth!....not only was service sub-par the waitstaff choose…read morewhat they get for a tip!! After paying/leaving tip on card waitress decided to give herself a $46 dollar tip instead of the $8 tip that was already paid. I guess when i said the service was terrible she thought it was ok to give herself whatever amount she deemed appropriate. Just like I told waitress will never come back this place since they don't know to treat the customer. Just a follow up to original post: After contacting the place spoke with supervisor who said he'd look into an already approved charge on my card. His words "it's only temporary" even though card company stated it had posted? Therefore, now the charge was reversed and the new amount was correctly charged. With this being said i guess maybe i'd visit this establishment again just have to pay cash instead so i actually pay for what is due!!

way better than the glass slipper. went here with my friends and saw the most beautiful woman…read moredancing to coma white by marilyn manson

I haven't been to this place in 15 years but when I visited this week.... very impressed. Classy…read moreenvironment, comfortable seating, welcoming and friendly security, and the girls....... I've never seen so many 9's and 10's working on a TUESDAY night at any club. Haven't been on a weekend yet but I was told that Fridays take the crown. I don't work there, and I rarely ever use yelp, but I feel like I would be doing New England a disservice if I didn't share my testimony against some people's assumptions, foggy memories, and old rumors. The bartender, Amanda, and gate keeper, Richard, are attentive and respectful, and Lauren gives a heck of a back massage. The star of the show for me was a very skilled dancer named Mindy. If you are lucky enough to cross paths with her... congratulations, and you're welcome. Just be ready for a sexy, humble, intelligent, and fun conversation. And let me know if you find the words to describe her private session. On that, I am speechless. This site doesn't offer enough stars for that performance.. - D

Last weekend me and a few of my friends visited The Golden Banana. A young employee serviced me and…read moremy companions for some may call, a lap dance. The young dancer was gyrating his backside in proximity to my crotch region. While the employee was doing his thing, he somewhat wiped his behind on my dress pants. That incident resulted in a brown smear on my thigh. I don't know how this could be fixed other than asking the employees to take better care of themselves. Overall this is very important because the hygiene of the dancers is counted on but the customer. (PLEASE TAKE NOTE)

I'm not so sure why there are so many bad reviews. I suppose that YMMV when it comes to going to…read moreclubs? Or people who write bad reviews just went on a bad night? I found The Squire to be very clean. I entered into a vestibule and then right into the club. There is a metal detector to go through and the bouncer was very friendly. I was told that I could get my $1 bills at the bar and later when the night was busy, I could get them from the DJ window. Once you leave the metal detector and front entrance area, you are facing a long room. It has a bar from one end to the other and restrooms are at the back with lit up signs for those who might be very impaired. Mirrored walls run all the way around the club. The stage has a pole at the center surrounded by 4 plush couches. I suppose those are for VIPs? There are runways that extend from each side of the center running the length of the club each way. Champagne Room is right next to the DJ booth in straight ahead from the main entrance on the left. It's $30 for a lap dance, $50 for 2 songs, $100 for 4 songs. The private booths are mirrored up all over. You pay the gentleman in front of the booths the club fee and the dancer the rest of the money. For example, for 1 song: you pay $20 to the dancer and $10 to the gentleman in front of the private booths (i.e. the club). Beer was $8 for a Coors Light. In my opinion, the girls seemed to flock to the regulars and not go around too much. Once it got busy, it sort of changed. Now, beauty is in the eye of the beholder... I found for me that I was attracted to maybe 1/3 of the girls working. I thought the petite blonde waitress and the 2 bartenders were more attractive than the girls working though. Everyone likes something different though so I'm not saying you won't find what you are looking for. Tip your bartender and server! Happy Hunting!

I suffered through a visit to this place. girls are way too ugly to be that rude. But the worst by…read morefar was this annoying massage girl who wouldn't stop harassing every customer for massages the entire time. She was pushy, desperate, and gross about it -- nobody was interested at all. She looked just like Mary Ann Bevan. She was the perfect weight for someone twice as tall as her. On top of that, she was smiling with what looked like a whole cheeseburger still stuck in her teeth, which made everything even more off-putting and unhygienic. The place was dead slow, making her constant bothering stand out and completely kill any vibe. Drinks were stiff, but that's the only thing they didn't mess up. Zero stars. Would not go back -- stay far away from this place.

everything went well. It's so much fun, the gals were very good to me, the pricing is the only down…read morefall, but it was worth it. I even got a gal's number. 40 dollars for lap dance is a lot but I'm sure they can lower the prices when it comes to things like that. Overall it was thrilling experience

Bouncers are very pushy they will press you for tips (which is ridiculous because it's your money…read moreyou shouldn't have to press people over a few dollars when everybody is already tipping you) if you don't tip they'll give you weird treatment (won't help you when there's a situation/ will talk about you to the other staff) . Try other clubs instead

Stopped on the way back from NH last weekend The place was…read moresmaller than it looks from the outside But it was clean and had a friendly staff and Great looking Girls Fun loving bunch, especially Monica. 6' 1" Asian Babe with a fab rack. She taught us a new word : She had a "ClitLer" ( a little pubic patch that looks like a Hitler's Moustache) Will go back soon , Hope Monica 's there again

Girls are nice atmosphere is laid back, no complaints. If you're not enjoying yourself you probably…read moreshould be at a chucky cheese or something

1st time ever going to a place like this and the experience was not good. There was gum under the…read moretables which was gross. I almost fell asleep from the lack of fresh air. it was also not disclosed to me that a private session costed 40 DOLLARS only for it to last like 20 seconds AND SMELL BAD in this economy is crazy. Couldn't understand anyone either no one spoke clear enough.

I need to give a special thanks to Cori the dancer, Tom at the door and Melissa the bartender for…read moremaking my bachelor and my brides bachelorette party very special. Everyone was so kind and nice including Summer and Lexi! I appreciate everything you all did for us and our friends Saturday night! It was a very special night and you all helped make it even more special! ~Taco

I have always had a pleasurable experience. Girls are so friendly. I hadn't been there for while…read morebecause of personal reasons. Burt I was vert much welcome. Why go to RI when you can have a better time at the Board Room. I actually like the name. Very discrete! I like that. Maybe I am not as experienced as some of the other posts here. But in my mind I would rathe keep it my secret. Sorry girls. But I want you all to my self. You are all so beautiful and sexy. BTW- The Boardroom does not discriminate. I saw 2 beautiful girls go ahead of me with a someone else. That is not discrimination's. So that post is BS. Try the Board Room. You will like it as much as I did, Go early so you you can have good time. The best near Boston and reasonable. Dave M.

Dancers stay in a corner with each other. The bartender was…read moretalking to her boyfriends in the corner all night. I felt like I was at a high school party, not a gentleman's cabaret. Skip. Next club.