Pimp my Nutri Grain!
Spooning Goats (The SG Bar) is the living embodiment of my 8 year old childhood mashed unceremoniously with my formative uni years. It's an eclectic mix of he-man action figures, sega master system, star wars, retro decor, sit down arcade games and... you guessed it... Nana's spoon collection (where are the goats exactly?)
As I entered for my first Yelp event (the Shoes for Planet Earth charity) dressed in my casual attire I felt strangely overdone. What this place needed was my faded brown Gauntlet retro-ringer tee to complete the ensemble... Elf is about to die!
My eyes surveyed the Star Wars scene, cocktails and dreams, and I felt like a kid in a candy shop. Except I was a man. In a small bar.
Pretty soon there was a dozen peeps in the place enjoying hand-crafted tap brews and discussing the correlation between Billy Mitchell's mullet and his gaming prowess. In between my planes crashing into the water on 1942 and my lil miss Pacman getting sodomised by the gang of 4 (Blinky, Pinky, Inky and Clyde) I met some great people and enjoyed the awesome atmosphere of this Man Cave on steroids. I think even the girls got into the Sega.
Then it happened! Betwixt one heart beat and the next as my hand hovered over the red token slot I wondered if this was how Connect 4 was really meant to be played. Heart-wrenching anxiety palpatating into purple pulp was mere microseconds away. And yet, from the jaws of that awful despair came salvation, one column over, in the form of victory!
Two games later I connected 6 and learned that Science was indeed my sweet little beach!
Girls if you want to treat your man, bring him here and let the kid in him loose. You'll thank me for it later, and so will he (maybe with a ring. on it)
Guys if you want to treat yourself, grab some buddies, head here and fire up the sega over some cheeky brews.
Who knew Nutri Grain and Bhuja Mix had a bastard child?
Why's it a 5? Let's tick the boxes:
- Star wars theme - tick
- Sega master system - tick
- Arcade games - tick
- Friendly hosts - tick
- Good service - tick
- Tasty hand-crafted beers - tick
- Suitably priced - tick
- Pimped Nutri Grain - tick
- Relaxed feel - tick
- Fun - big tick!
What else do you need?
The only thing missing was Living Colour belting out that unmistakable "Cult of Personality" riff whilst bowl after bowl of nuts 'n bolts were devoured!
P.S. Oh they are also missing the Fisto He-man figurine (Man-at-arms brother) and his arch-nemesis, the golden handed Jitsu! (but they seem to have the rest!) read more