This place is very rude over the phone they do not know how to professionally talk to customers or possible customers and the person on the phone admitted to me they dont know how to fix their own website. read more

Friday night review What we liked: - The staff and especially the couple at the door checking us in. Super positive, high energy & fun folks who turned a tedious process (you need to register before coming) into an acceptable experience. - The interior of the venue was super cute and well decorated. The dance floor was fun and although crowded, there was lots of space to sit and meet others. - There were lots of couples there for a Friday night who were fairly friendly and attractive. It was actually one of the youngest crowds of any club we've been to. NOTE: Five stars if you're just looking for a sexy party with fun people. What we didn't like: - The playroom section was weird and had absolutely no sexy vibe to it. As you enter the room, there are two beds against the wall with drapes that you could close for privacy. Across the walkway from those beds was another bed out in the open with couches around it, but no synchronicity to the other beds or way to connect play for any of the couples on these beds. On either side of the walkway, there's a room with bed in it, so people constantly walked in between the 2 bed & 1 bed+couch set up... trying to gawk at anyone playing, talking/laughing loudly, spilling drinks and killing any sexy vibe in the room. We were there until about 1:30am and the space was a vampire feeding off of the sex-energy created outside the playroom. - Single Men! We are fine with single guys, but we were led to believe they wouldn't be allowed in the playrooms without an invite, but in reality - there was no security or rules posted, and the single men were like mosquitoes in the playroom. They mostly followed lifestyle etiquette, asking permission for anything and just watching when the curtain was open.... But if that's not what you're looking for, don't believe that there won't be single men in the back playroom. - We never saw anyone around to change sheets when people finished on the beds, or even found extra sheets to change anything ourselves. RATING: As a lifestyle club designed to meet people, or have a great sexy party at a club to find a couple you may go home with - this place seems great. For us, we put a lot of emphasis on play AT THE CLUB, and just wouldn't go back - which is a shame because the check in couple was awesome. read more

A couples worst nightmare. The place is junky. The bar isn't a bar it's just a counter with junk piled up behind it. They don't even own a cooler to keep soft drinks cold for mixers. The chairs in the general seating area are tiny and made out of twisted iron not useable. The place is dirty, the floors are so sticky you will lose a shoe if it's not on tight. This is not an exaggeration. The worst part. Single men everywhere following couples around like rapists. They might as well bring in homeless people at least they only want pocket change. The staff is rude and unfriendly. They scowls on their faces make you feel like you're intruding upon them. Overall F- read more

My friends are going to take me here they love it ! They dance and stay open in a good location

Great LS club. Lots of play places and the people weee friendly. The staff was awesome and eager to help.

We've enjoyed the South and North clubs but since we prefer Fridays, we were told the Hempstead Club was the one to go to on Fridays. First off, the location and parking are problematic. I like that as we drove up we saw a police officer, but by the time we found a space well away from the door, he was long gone (apparently, he does not work for the club). That left my wife exposed to multiple catcalls on the way in. Then, once we were in, the lady checking us in answered a call from a single male. She told him that the limit was 5 single males on a Friday, "but if he paid in cash she could let him in, since it wouldn't leave a record in the computer". The moral of that story is that the club is absolutely loaded with single males on the Friday night we went. Every time I would go to the bathroom when I came back I'd find a man sitting in my seat talking to my wife. We are newcomers and not sure of the etiquette, So she didn't feel comfortable telling them to get lost, and I guess they could sense that. We ended up leaving only a couple of hours after arriving because the atmosphere was so intimidating and aggressive. I've had people taking photos in the South club. And now this. You guys need to get control of your clubs. read more

I felt the need to leave a review for others who may be more like me and need information. First, the owner is lovely and seemed very sweet, and the stars are the managing couple. They make this place have an outstanding atmosphere. The negatives are that this club is far too small for what goes on. For the square footage, imagine 250 people in a packed dance floor having sex. Now imagine one of those people didn't wear deodorant. Now imagine 10 didn't. Now imagine instead of deodorant, we are talking naughty body parts, with a smell... Yeah, no. We love sensual sexy, but this is more of a trucker sexy. Sex is allowed anywhere, which is cool if that's your thing, but also stinky/sweaty/not appealing to watch in most cases when the people are not up to par with hygiene or physical fitness isn't their priority. One plus, beyond the great team managing, is that this club does allow BDSM type activities. So you can spank/use toys, etc... The even have a dildo machine that can be used by guests (I just threw up in my mouth a little typing this out but if it's your thing, awesome). I also don't recommend going on Thursday when the creepy beer bellied men are wandering around, hoping to get off. Again, so much no here, I can't even express. Attire: we showed up in classy casual and we were definitely on a different level when it came to clothes. It's more of a slutty casual (not said judging, just so you know, you can wear your slutty outfits and don't worry about the nicer sexy outfits unless you just want to go that route). If you are looking to have a dirty experience with sex, awesome, this is your place. If you are looking for a sensual night with play, I don't think I'd recommend this place. read more

My fiancé and I are 23 and 29. We had talked about checking this place out for months. Finally got the chance to go on a SATURDAY and let me just put it this way, this place is a huge metaphorical catfish. Do not waste your money. Everything I read about this place made it seem like there would be people in our age range and equal level of attractiveness. We sat in the parking lot near the door for 2 hours, mainly because we were really hesitant to pay $80 for something so unknown and we wanted to scout out what the people looked like going in before dumping all that money just to regret it and be disappointed. Over the course of those 2 hours we saw only couples and single men enter. No single women. Single men aren't supposed to be allowed in on Saturday night so I'm not sure what was going on there, maybe paid extra money to get it? Who knows. The couples who we saw enter were one or more of the following: severely overweight, closer to the 40-50 age range, or they looked really super pervy- like would make me uncomfortable. We were just grossed out by the thought that THESE were the people going in there to possibly have sex and that THOSE were the ones who would have been watching us, had we participated in the club to its fullest. There wasn't one single woman who entered in those hours, 10pm-12am. We were very bummed out and disappointed because we really thought the crowd would be more of a young, hot, fun crowd but it's just a bunch of older, gross looking couples who no one would watch to see. Notice how all the good reviews are people without a real picture? read more

I was there and I have to say great staff great crown very cool laid back people me and my wife love the experience if you are first timer like me and my wife you should definitely go there if there was 10 stars I would have gave it read more

A little Better than expected. Met great people. We are in our mid and late 20s so As for the crowd, there definitely weren't couples in there 20s but there were a few 30s age range. It was an about an even spread from there 40s to 50s. And there were also a few 60s there too. I was advised that the new one in the south attracted younger crowd so we'll probably try that one next. FYI, less than 5 people dresses up for the themes so don't bother. Jessie was funny and kind. Music is also good. 3 star because we there needs to be more 20s to 30s mix. It's a much older crowd. read more

My husband and I finally made it out to TPC, something we had been thinking about for a while. We have 'tasted the rainbow' if you will in our home and at another lifestyle club but TPC takes the mufuhh cake. I feel like the Glamour Girls strip club next door was placed there by God himself and my fingers are crossed that Jesus adds a Waffle House in the empty lot adjacent to Pendulum. Once inside, a cute lil spitfire in a Santa outfit explained the membership forms, color coded sexplanation system and collected a whole buncha money. Once our bracelets holding a single black dot (the rainbow....) were attached, we walked in. A voluptuous woman wearing a full body suit of cloth covered in comic strips smiled and moved aside as we started to look around. The dance floor was FIRE. A man who can only be described as a rich man's Gary Busey was spinning sweet jams atop a plywood platform made for a king. The "No Pantie Night" theme was well received and tied in nicely with the Zone D'Erotica Annual Christmas Dress BLOWOUT. Hip hop line dance songs played one after another as we watched in amazement. We broke away to buy two water bottles and noted a cute cowboy making out with his lady...I swear I'd seen them at Bass Pro Shops in Katy Mills before but Rod said no. Three queen sized beds lined the middle of the room made with white sheets. White sheets....hmm. Behind us a door opened as two couples exited followed by the strong smell of deer corn. Hmm again. We watched as an older couple enjoyed a little yummilingus for a bit until another round of American's walked into the privacy suite. YUMMO fo sho. The next few hours were spent walking back and forth from the dance floor to the voyeur room. The crowd was older, think "Dress Barn", not "Forever 21". Very diverse, think "Popeyes", not "Raising Canes". They were your average American's with above average sexual desires, think "Gene Simmons", not "anyone else". We ended up playing alone, mostly because we felt a little young for the crowd. I did see someone wearing a "Reagan 1980" shirt and I like beef jerky as much as the next guy but geez... We will likely be back, especially if the reason for the season is that Waffle House. One lasting note was an older gal who got undressed faster than I dress a cheeseburger (and I love cheeseburgers) and was made a woman by a younger man. Get it girl...and get er done. read more

My partner and I visited TPC for the first time on a Thursday and we really enjoyed ourselves. The play areas are very nice, although towards the end of the night, we had to ask for some of the areas to be cleaned. Everyone was so nice and respectful. As a couple, I didn't really like being there with single men around, so we will only go on Saturdays from now on. Unfortunately, there were a lot of couples just sitting around on their cell phones and not engaging with anyone. Josie went out of her way to welcome us, and provide us with everything we needed. The bar area was nice and had what we wanted. We will definitely be going back!!! read more

This is a great new club for adults. The whole place is immaculate, but especially the play areas. The owner, Josie, is a knockout who is as sweet and personable as she is hot. She genuinely cares for her guests and greets every couple/guest personally and gives tours herself. Also, her front greeter, Kat, is a doll! The music is decent...nice, diverse blend. It's also non-smoking, which is great. An added bonus is their new toy. A very cool sybian! Have yet to try it, but looks fun! This is still a new club, so the word of mouth needs to spread. Definitely a must-see. Very chill and definitely a good time! read more

My wife and I went to the club last night and had a blast,Josie and Kat were very nice and helpful, my wife felt the more comfortable there than at any other club that we have been. The club is clean and sanitary, and the other guest were very outgoing and friendly. We will definitely be going back.. read more

We have been here twice and it was a really good experience. Clean, friendly, and such an interesting place. We are a fit couple and like to interact with the same. This has been hard to find a a number of clubs we went to. We were pleasantly surprised with the crowd here. read more

I cannot say enough great things about this place! First, the entire staff is absolutely amazing, but the owner is outstanding. She personally greets us every time we are there, and even remembers our names although we are not frequent. She is so friendly and personable that we always feel like we've known her forever. Meeting Josie and her staff is reason enough to go to Club Pendulum. It gets even better though. This is the cleanest alternative lifestyle club in town. There is staff on hand ready to clean up immediately after some of the daring folks who are there, so that others may enjoy the facilities without worry. Very discrete; Very tasteful crowd seems to be there each time we've been. Overall, I want to give a shoutout to Club Pendulum and all of their staff for being the most amazing, fun, and friendliest lifestyle club that we've ever been to. Thank you all for being amazing read more

My boyfriend and I visited this club last night and we had such a fantastic time! We are both in our late 30's and it was our first time in a club like this. Everyone there was extremely friendly and we felt completely comfortable. This is the kind of place where the employees and clientele make the difference and both were on point. The owner was there the whole night, walking around talking to the guests and making sure everything was running smoothly. Chris, Tina and Kinky were all great whether assisting us the bar or reccomending the best ways to enjoy the club. You can be as involved as you want to be and no one will pressure you. Go to watch, go to play but just go!!! read more

Visit: 04/22/2017 If it wasn't for Quiver, we would have never known about TPC. And this is clearly not a review for Quiver, but on a side note: Quiver really is an amazing site for this area and we are glad we were introduced to it. So many people who were there last night were on Quiver all day posting about being there and making plans to meet up which really says a lot about the culture of the club and the people who choose to go there. But back to the club! It's located about 20 mins northwest of downtown Houston just off the 290 in an industrial area. There are two other businesses located in the same lot: Bar Sports (a sports bar) and Glamour Girls (a strip club). TPC is the business to the far left and there are no signs or anything for it, but the door on the side of the building does have a sign posted letting you know you're at the right place. When you walk in, if it's your first time you will fill out the typical waiver and membership form, but there is also lingerie and sexy clothing available for purchase for both men and women. Also located up front are the stickers for the wristband system. What is the wristband system? We are glad you asked. Much like many clubs, you receive a wristband showing that you have paid to get in. At TPC, you receive a wristband and on that wristband you can place stickers that indicate who you are and what you are looking for. White wristbands are for couples, red are for single females, and blue are for single males (only allowed on Thursdays). Yellow stickers is for voyeurs, brown stickers is for exhibitionists, pink is for girl/girl, purple is for soft swap, green is for full swap, orange is for group play/orgy, blue is for MFM threesomes, red is for FMF threesomes, and black is for all of the above. Once you enter the club: The dance floor is directly in front of you (it's a smaller to medium sized floor) with seating all around it with multiple low top tables and the DJ (Santiago; one of the owners) located on an elevated stage against the wall. Also located on that stage are two of the six stripper poles that the club has for your viewing pleasure. Also for your viewing pleasure and to the right of the DJ is a shadow box with a sex swing. The swing can come down if you are in the mood to dance and show off your talents. To the right of when you walk in is a VIP/Lounge area (there was a birthday party in this area when we were there) with a stripper pole. We made our way toward the bar and found a nice high top table that overlooked the whole club. We were greeted very shortly after being seated by the bartender, Tina, who was gorgeous. She brought us an ice bucket for our drinks and also supplied us with mixers and water (which were free, but we did make sure to tip her very well). Once Tina got us situated, we were given a tour by the very beautiful Josie (one of the owners). There is a front play area (couples only area) located just beyond the VIP/Lounge area and in the corner opposite of the bar and DJ. There's a black curtain which can be pulled close to keep any one from looking in who shouldn't be. In this front play area are four rooms: two are behind closed doors and can be locked. The other two have one full bed in each with sheer curtains. As we made our way across the club from the front play area, through the mixture of high top tables, low top tables, and benches against the wall, and into another seating/lounge area that was kind of separated by a low wall (this area was not private or VIP); we came across 3 more stripper poles in this area and a lot more seating with benches for groups and chairs as well. Two of the poles were on one elevated platform in this area and one was solo. The back play area is really nice: to the right you have an area with a massage table, a Sybian, all of the attachments, and condoms (which are free). You then have three queen beds set up on a mirror wall and separated with sheer curtains. In the corner is a private room with a door (that can be locked) and a full sized bed. Then you have a voyeur area which is down a few steps and it has a TV playing porn, a spanking bench, three couches. Upon exiting the back play area and walking back through the lounge area with the stripper poles, we found the bathrooms (which were really nice) located down a hall before the bar with lockers located just outside of them. Overall, we had a good time. The club closes at 4am and at 2am is when they stop allowing people in. We got here relatively early (about 10pm) because we figured it would get crowded. And it did; to the point even where there were no seats left and Tina asked if we minded if another couple sat with us. Us being us, we were more than okay with it and we spent a lot of the night talking with them and walking around with them. But we aren't sure how others would do with that. read more

Not a review but can anyone tell me the age range going to this new club. Wife and I will be going from Lafayette this weekend for her birthday. thanks Jack read more

While the club is OK it is does have several negatives and A couple good positives. It is very basic. We have been to many couples clubs while not the worst not the best either. Looks like it was opened in a hurry. We hope owners will take this review as an attempt to improve for your customers. As we would like to see you make it. For others, you may not feel the same, but this was an honest review. So if you are into these clubs check it out to be fair to the owners. This is just food for thought. The Good First: 1. No Smoking!!! Love not having to take a shower after you get home because you are smoked up like all the other Couples Clubs we been too. BIG, BIG, PLUS OVER OTHER CLUBS. Smoking is outside. YES!! 2. While the play area was not high scale is was nice. Very, Very comfortable. Towels available. We Liked that. For the area it was a pleasant surprise to us when we went back there. 3. Josie seems nice. Things that just ok: 1. Lighting 2. Appearance looks better in the pictures. Hats off to your Photographer. Could/Need improvement: 1. Chairs were ok, but rollers were not very smooth on them. 2. The restrooms need a lot of sprucing up. Somewhat clean needs a lot of improvement. 3. Music: Need to play a better variety. It did get somewhat better after half the night, but needs big improvement and more up to date. Don't play as much Hip Hop and such (way to much that night). 4. Could use some snacks or something on Sat. for customers. All the clubs offer something in the way of snacks. If we would have known we would have brought our own food. For the price they ask (which is close to the other LS clubs)you need to provide something. Terrible: 1. At first when just looking at the dance floor it looks nice, but when you get on it definitely a different story. The dance floor to dance on was terrible, almost dangerous if you are not careful. Worst one we have ever danced on. Careful ladies if dancing in bare feet. Needs a good cleaning Floor lifting or bowed in some places. In small areas the wood NEEDS TO BE REPLACED or pieces almost seemed missing. Owners Please Fit!! (We love to Dance so we know dance floors and yours needs fixing). 2. The Bar is more a glorified Countertop. Ice Chest to keep ice. Sodas ( coke, Sprite, etc.) Very disorganized back bar area not very inviting or pleasant to look at. No WINE GLASSES REALLY! Only a few Wine Bottle openers and wine glasses ( we have to bring our own drinks and you have nothing to open bottles with) Had to Borrow one!!!!!! I can take the plastic cups for soda or water. Come on Guys!! GO down to the dollar store and buy a whole bunch of bottle openers and cheap wine glasses. Will we go back: Probably yes. Why: NO SMOKING SUCH A BIG AVANTAGE OVER THE OTHER COUPLES CLUBS!! That is almost the main reason for us anyways. If was not for that one thing we might not even think of going back. Suggestions: Bring your own snacks!!! / Own Wine Bottle opener!!! / Do not over expect anything? To us it is not up to the standards of the other on premise clubs but it is slightly cheaper( not much though). If you don't mind plastic cups then your ok. read more

My wife and I went for the first time and from the beginning it was great.Friendly service, great atmosphere, music was good and the couples very nice, will be coming back. read more

I went there for the first time a few weeks ago. And I had a blast the music, the people the atmosphere was great . I definitely will be going back. . read more

This place is amazing! So much energy and so fun; I come often and always am pleased with everything. The staff is friendly, the music is always great, and we always have a fantastic time. read more

For many years we stopped going to clubs due to smoking. It was awesome to find this club that is smoke free (smoking area outside). When we got there the owner Josie was busy, so we found a place to sit, then Josie showed up and gave us a tour of the club. Clean sheets on the play area's and plenty of towels and personal wipes at our finger tips! The music is interesting to listen to not only what the DJ plays but songs requested by others in the club. I'm not much of a dancer but did get up and danced a few times. For the first time my other half felt safe and loved in a club like this. Thanks Josie! read more

We tried this club 3 times as we think to be fair have to try. They advertise as being friendly owner greets everyone shows you around. Still waiting. The positives no smoking inside the negatives horrible out dated music and no one dances as the sound system is bad you have to have music pumping to get people to move. If your tall the chairs are low to the ground grab the tall tables. Never busy when we have gone but a few couples and few singles. The bar area is more like a pit with a cooler for ice plastic cups never saw a server had to get things for ourself. I'm sad as the club was on our side of town and so wanted to support but driving the additional 30 min to the other life style club is worth it. Cost is out of line for what you get read more

Went last night with my boyfriend for my birthday. Staff was great but there were only 3 employees running the whole place (DJ not included). I loved that it was non smoking. The DJ did very poorly last night and several times ran the ladies off the dance floor once they finally started dancing. A music playlist would of been better than what that guy was doing. I still had a blast because I decided nothing was going to rain on my parade however I can honestly say that I don't think I will be back because I sat at a table near the couples only play area and I never once saw the bedding changed nor did I ever see any bedding in the laundry basket that was right there. It merely sat empty all night. Late in the evening when everyone has loosened up by drinking and dancing there was a lot of playing on the beds near the sybian machine (right in front of group room) and I also never saw the bedding changed. This place could be better but it will never do well if it is always run by a skeleton crew. Even if the owner was sweet and did spectacular and her other 2 employees were just as amazing as her they just can't keep up with the cleaning so it was neglected. I also noticed dress code not being enforced as I saw several male members in non collared shirts. And by that I mean T-shirts. Saw a guy in a white T-shirt . I don't mention it to be snobby. I think it's important to keep certain standards and enforce them on your members otherwise it lowers the quality of the atmosphere. A collared shirt could be a simple polo shirt, or it could be a dress shirt with tie. Big difference from just a white T shirt. I could of gone next door to the bar if I wanted to see, speak, or play with someone who is underdressed. This place could have potential but as it stands it wasn't what it should be. Clean isn't a luxury in a lifestyle club. It's mandatory. Invest in another staff member on your busiest evening. Your customers and members deserve better. read more