Absolutely the nastiest dirtiest coffee shop. Does the owner live here? Dust a mess. Tables filled high and his dog. I mean she is cute. But shakes next to the food and drinks. Gross. Coffee is very tasty to be honest. But I only come when my husband makes me. read more

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I've been coming to this coffee shop/laundromat for the past four years whenever I'm in Port Austin. The coffee has always been mediocre, but it's been the only place around with decent Wi-Fi and laundry machines. Unfortunately, my most recent visit will be my last. After starting several loads of laundry (paid in cash only--no cards accepted), I stepped out briefly with my kids. We returned about 15-20 minutes after the wash cycles ended, only to be met by the owner, who informed me he had already moved some of my laundry and was charging me $6.50 for the service--which I was willing to pay. However, he also demanded an additional $10 for "lost business," claiming he had to turn customers away, despite having moved my laundry so his machines were available. When I explained that I only had $12 in coins left and offered them to cover the charge, he refused and publicly told me not to come back--right in front of other customers. He lectured me about paying arbitrary fees and insisted it was my "responsibility as a young man." There are no signs posted anywhere about wait times, switching fees, or penalties for unattended laundry. On top of that, the place is unclean and cluttered. Boxes are stacked everywhere, most tables in the café area are covered with stuff, several machines are broken or unreliable, and the so-called accessible restroom is blocked by old coffee equipment. This place is unprofessional, poorly maintained, and run by someone who treats customers with hostility instead of understanding. I will not be returning, and I'd recommend others think twice before supporting this business. read more

Really wanted to like this place. We were in Pott Austin looking for coffee before we hit the beach. The reviews here looked promising and let's be honest there are no other options. It was really dirty, like health department concerns dirty. The worker was so nice and thoughtful. The coffee was fine. There are a lot of options, but overall just pretty disappointing. There's a lot of potential here. From the previous reviews it sounds like it was a great place but it just isn't anymore. read more

I struggled with whether to write this one or not but ultimately decided to do it cos I felt like the star rating, which they very well may have earned in the past, does not live up the the current experience and it should reflect it as such. My husband and I were in Port Austin for the day and desperately in search of coffee. The reviews here were positive so we stopped in and from the jump I felt uncomfortable. First, the place feels lived in. And I don't mean that in a good way. I joked later that it felt like it was someone's house with a coffee counter shoved in. There was just junk everywhere. Boxes of papers with invoices stacked on the chairs, chewed up dog toys and rawhide strewn about, the shelf with the cream and sugar was packed with personal items. It was uncomfortable to even move around in there. The irony of this place being called "clean bean" was not lost on us. Strike on. Also, I love dogs. LOVE. Have 2 of my own and treat them as if they're my babies. So encountering a dog here was nice and it was very cute and sweet. But maybe a big dog inside by the coffee counter wasn't the best place? The spot was so packed it just didn't seem like it had much room to move around so it jumped on a lot of the furniture that customers were meant to sit on? Also, again, it's a big dog and at one point it jumped up on me, paws on my chest, to say hi and not once did the guy behind the counter bat an eye in our direction. I could have been allergic or terrified of dogs. It just didn't feel appropriate and left me feeling even more uncomfortable. Strike two. Finally the guy running the counter was exhausting. We were waiting for him to make a few beverages for the lady in front of us and there was a lot of mansplaining about espresso and complaining about a chain competitor (who doesn't even have a location within 50 miles of this place, trust me after this I looked). At one point he kind of snipped at the lady and my husband I just exchanged looks, an unspoken "strike three" if you will, and we walked right out. I was already depleted just from listening to him, I'm not sure I could have handed small talk myself. This place could have the best coffee on the planet and I wouldn't go back because the whole vibe is just off. They literally have a lock on coffee in town and probably rest on these laurels but I will 100% be willing to drive 25 minutes to the next town over to get something instead of going here. It seems like it used to be a great place and I hope they can get back to it. It looks like they also have a laundromat attached which is a great idea, but I just don't know where I would feel comfortable sitting waiting for my clothes. They've just really gotta spend some time tidying and cleaning and reorganizing. I sincerely hope they can take the time to get back to their former 4 star greatness. read more

I walked in and immediately walked out. my fiancé stayed and ordered coffee because she felt bad walking out. it seriously looks like someone's kitchen. With junk laying around and what appeared to be empty Costco muffin containers. At first I thought I accidentally walked into someone's house. read more

I hate to say it. Yes, the dog is sweet and cute. Yes, the coffee is okay. However, I feared that the business was headed down a slippery slope. Things appeared to be getting out of hand in the organization department. I really hope they bounce back. read more

The Green Clean Bean - Exterior - Coffee & Tea Near Me - Port Austin, Michigan

Very nice place for laundry games drinks and conversation Visiting there is a no brainer and best kept secret around Tables and chairs are plentiful and animal friendly kid friendly easy access Patio porch tables out front read more

great place i go here everytime i come up to the thumb. owner is very nice and never fails to make a great coffee.

We stumbled on this place by accident. It was awesome. We were in port Austin for 4 days and we came back every morning. Whiskey (the owners dog) greets you. Everything about the place just makes you feel welcome! Just like you are having coffee at your buds house! The barista (haha I know boujee term) was great! Friendly knowledgeable and always had a story. The locals were there too! A great experience for us. Next time we are in Port Austin we will be back! Thank you!! read more

Needs a rehaul of whole environment to the core, okay drinks, weird laundromat in the coffee shop, cute dog... read more

The Green Clean Bean - a hand holding a cup of coffee on the beach - Coffee & Tea Near Me - Port Austin, Michigan

been to this place years ago when it was fairly new. it was amazing. this year 2024 the place was a mess. the man running it was very pleasant but every aspect of the place was in disarray. boxes were.stacked up as you walked in, the place needs to be organized and cleaned. I don't know what happened. the coffee was fair. the coffee cake was good. a once fantastic idea has become a hoarder's paradise. I hope this business gets straightened out because at one time it was a great place read more

I was greatly disappointed to see how unkept, cluttered and dirty my favorite laundromat has become. Upon entering I was greeted by a friendly doodle which was cool! However, I had to navigate around stacks and tubs of stuff in the general public area to the laundry room with very full arms. In the general waiting area though, I tried to find a clean spot to sit down. Tables were not wiped down, floors needed mopping and the coffee/bakery area was so cluttered and stacked with half empty food containers, I decided against ordering a latte. Ironically there was a sign on the bulletin board that non-service animals are not allowed in the food establishment. Clean Bean needs to clean up their act before I go back. read more

Great coffee shop for a beverage, smoothie, or a pastry. I holed up in here to do an online class on their wifi. Coffee was good. I could personally do without the menu across the two TV screens-- which doesnt even match what they have online and seems garish in the generally unremarkable interior decor- but the rest of the space was fine. They have a lovely deck out front. Also a laundromat, because why would you not combine functions in this day and age? read more

This place is gorgeous and outstanding the drinks are incredibly and service is quick, also the cute pup whisky is ADORABLE I would recommend this as a nice family morning Brew. read more

Drop in during the holiday weekend. Very cute coffee cafe. Made to order. Personable lady mixing. Comfortable seating. Free Wi-Fi. Books, mags, paper. Loved this place. read more

The Green Clean Bean - Coffee & Tea Near Me - Port Austin, Michigan

My boyfriend and I love coming here when we're in the area! The guy who owns the place has a cute dog named Whiskey who is very sweet and well behaved. He makes really good drinks and gives you your moneys worth unlike big franchise coffee places that rip you off. Every time we go there, I try something new because I know I'm going to like it! I highly recommend coming here for dog cuddles, free wifi, and great coffee! read more

Great cofee, banana nut muffins, scones and atmosphere & you can get some clothes clean and dried too! Very comfortable separate room with nice tables w/chairs, seats and comfy couch. Also free wifi. Best laundry I have seen. I highly recommend this place. read more

Dirty, dog hair everywhere...under garments left on the table, odd baskets of dirty clothes left out. Not sure who they belonged to, no one came in for the hour and a half I was there. Machines were not clean, had to wipe it down before I put my soap in. Caked with layers of soap and dog hair. Layers of dust on them, on the window sills. Coffee spills on the table. No running water in the bathroom. No social distancing, not everyone wearing masks. Owner not wearing masks. I needed change and it was as if I interrupted her conversation with her father. If you don't care for dogs, don't go because their dog will bombard you. Very dissatisfied and will not be back there. So sad to have a quaint little place with a laundry mat in our beautiful city and for it to be so untidy. read more

Friendly coffee house with wifi and air conditioning. Nice selection of coffee beverages. I have been to this establishment multiple times to get out of the sun and use the wifi. They also have pay per use laundry machines which I have not used. read more

Very impressed its nice to have an actual coffee shop that has espresso based drinks. Its the only one around within an hour drive so stop here.! . read more

Only coffee shop in PA. I like the feel of it- free WiFi, leather couch and chairs. The drinks are decent nothing crazy. Not a fan of the "frozen" Italian soda drink they make. Reasonable prices. read more

They made a decent white chocolate mocha. Good price. Wi-fi. Unfortunately the have a television in the sitting area. That just ruins the ambiance. Now if only they would graduate from Torani syrup to ghiridelli powder for their mochas, they might get 5 stars from us. read more

This place was so awesome!! We were even greeted by the cutest labradoodle. We stopped in to grab some iced lattes and they were phenomenal! The man working was also so sweet and gave us some recommendations for things to do here. Amazing service, amazing coffee:) read more

The only place in Port Austin to get decent coffee. They do know how to spell, say and make espresso! Also a nice selection of high quality pastries. I didn't need to do any laundry, but if I did while in Port Austin this is where I would go. How cool to do your laundry and while you're waiting, you get to hang out in a nice lounge. I would've liked some turbinado sugar today but I'm not going to take away a star for that. I was so happy to find real coffee! read more

Excellent Coffee but... I am not interested in carrot cake or cheese cake at 9am, 2PM or even 5pm.... Or ever unless I'm done with dinner and it was great.... Sorry. I want breakfast sandwiches or light lunch to go quick. Quick, Cheap and ready in minutes. bagels, oatmeal, pizza, sandwiches. No one does this in this area, and if they do it's not quick and not very good! The town doesn't have anyone who caters to the Kayaker's who want to get up early, grab something light and go on their way! Looking for light breakfast and lunch offerings, to go, fast, in this entire town! None found. BTW, hard to tell if you are even open! Otherwise, its just coffee for me. read more

Boaters like us dream of a place like this where we can: A) get a great cup of coffee, B) connect to home and business via WiFi, C) catch up on the news of the day, and D) do all this while we're doing our laundry. We met the Canadian couple who own this place, which is only three months old as I write this. They had a smart, multi-use vision for this building, which you simply cannot tell was once a four-bedroom doublewide model. No space is wasted: For 12 bucks, you can take a shower, with towel, fresh bar of soap and shampoo provided; you can also do some banking at their ATM. Drink your latte in a light-filled, partially paneled room done up in colors that remind me of a Panera. A flat-screen TV is attached to a stone wall over the gas fireplace and a mantle stocked with books you can add to or borrow. On Thursday nights, they're offering movie night, a great addition to a town with no theater. The super-clean laundry room has nine stacked washers and dryers plus a large-load washer and dryer. If you're too busy enjoying the many quiet charms of this harbor town, you can drop off your laundry and pick it up later in the day. Don't have your own laptop? Borrow one of two computers in the small, on-site business center, which also has a conference table. From the warm blueberry muffins to the decaf mocha, my husband and I found nothing that's not to like about this little place, which should do well, even in the off-season because of all it has to offer. read more

A good tasting latte and some hot chocolates for the kids on a cool summer day hit the spot. Beans are a little over roasted for my own taste. Only reason they aren't a four star is the menu pricing didn't match the price I was charged at the register read more

Delicious Carmel lattes served by the always cheerful & talented Kim!!! Perfect start to the day!

Family visiting Port Austin and really needed a good coffee. What a great latte! Son's cappuccino also exceeded expectations. Great coffee beans, and I believe it was the owner who made the coffees. Despite the popularity of lattes, I'm shocked how many are made incorrectly. Not here, guy knew his brew! Definitely a place to come. They also have a laundry, which we did not participate in! It's vacation, no laundry! read more

Great place wi-fi and great coffie while washing cloths ( High end Great Ideas) Brian Arseneau

I second everything Sandy wrote. So I'm not going to spend a lot of time here. The food/drinks were delicious and not over priced the wait staff was very nice/personable. While we go to places like Port Austin to get away from the everyday grind, it's nice to know that if we need to 'plug in' there's a place right downtown. read more

A man whom I assume is the owner of this shop just made sure that my family will never be back by treating us with utmost rudeness. Because there were no parking spots on the road and because I was waiting in the car while my daughter got a coffee and because there's no sign prohibiting it, I parked in the driveway while she ran in. The man pulled up behind me blocking me in and began unloading things from his car. He could see me sitting in my car so I thought it was odd but I figured he'd let me out when my daughter came out. Nope. My daughter VERY politely apologized for parking there and asked him to let us leave and he refused and kept unloading. I got out of the car and reminded him that I would gladly have moved if he had asked me and that now he had alienated us as customers. That didn't do it either. He just kept doing his business while we waited. It seems like a bad business model. I live in Port Austin and I know lots of people. Remember, at no time were we anything but polite. You must all decide for yourselves, but my family will never be back. read more