You know what guys, I was kinda unsure as to whether or not to check out this new retail joint on Sauchiehall Street. Hell, we all know that Tescos are tryin' to take over the world, right? And nobody wants a Tesco on their doorstep, would kinda kill my buzz if a Tesco rocked up on my front door and I was all like "Hey, Tesco" every morning, yeah? So anyways, I thought I'd kinda just check it out, and guys - I have to admit, this place has an awesome line in classic slaw! You can buy it in these super awesome little tubs, hell - they even put it in their southern fried chicken sandwiches, awesome! I'm all about that S-fried chick-a-dee! PLUS you can go down the self checkout OR use the more chatty "real guy" route - because I have such an awesome, big square beard, I like to go check myself out, you know what I'm sayin' guys? But sometimes it's hella cool to just kick back on an old school tip and chew the fat with some real guys at the tills, man. They got this one huge dude with a big, ginger beard and a big, ginger ponytail who looks like he just walked off the set of Braveheart - that guy's ass looks like it could take on Belgium on its own, man! So, for me, this is a welcome addition to the centre of G-Town; sure, we all know Tesco is bad, right? But you tell me a place where you can get a bigger range of slaw and I'll show you a super awesome guy without a beard. Ain't gonna happen, guys! read more