Literally the worst festival ive ever been to…read more I caught a tram from swanston st and it stopped in the middle of nowhere on st kilda rd. Everyone on the tram looked shocked. We then walked around 2kms to get to the festival. Once inside we had to walk a further 20 minutes to get to the tents. There was an entire area just cordoned off for Indian stalls. How bizarre. I then queued up to get to the main music stage. Music was horrid and what made it worse was that the speakers were not working properly so all you heard was white noise. I then walked a bit further and got into another stage area. Same issue here. Speaker disturbance overpowered the performer's singing. The third music area was playing a song with lots of profanity in it and I saw kids within this area. So inappropriate. Queue for hours for the rides. There was free frozen yoghurt by skyn. Free iced coffee. Lots of food stalls. Despite being a dry zone I saw someone puking in the women's porta loo. There were beer bottles and cans everywhere and lots of drunks. Where is security and police when you need them? No clear signage on how to get to and from festival. Awful organisation. Oh and why am I covered in dust. So much dust.

The first time I went to St Kilda Festival I was about 16 and came across it completely by…read moreaccident! My friends and I were on a Sunday trip to the beach soon after realising it was festival Sunday, the last day of St Kilda Fest and of course the biggest. The festival is home to a huge variety of free entertainment, local musicians, bands, dancers and performers all get together for the week long festival coming together for the grand finale on Sunday. St Kilda Festival attracts crowds by the masses, roads are closed all over the city and locals usually embrace the festivities by throwing their own St Kilda Fest gatherings in, out and on their houses. All the local bars, clubs and restaurants get involved so if attending you can be sure to have a pretty crazy time no matter where you situate yourself. The festival is a great experience Festival Sunday is one of it's own, but the talent at the events during other days of the festival are also well worth attending.

What a way to celebrate my bday. This festival blew my mind at every corner. I didn't want it to…read moreend! It's been a very long time since I went to a festival that was over the top spectacular. Nothing compares to Melbourne's special night. It felt like all of Melbourne came out to play and play nice! The city lights up even brighter in a family friendly event all across the city starting in the CBD. The news said about 650,000 came out but it looked like a million. Restaurants stayed opened, food trucks, so much entertainment. The artists in Melbourne are remarkable. So much to see and experience even down the Yarra river. The views from the bridge left me in awe. I was nerding out every other second. Fire breathing gigantic dragon, illuminated bird that flew along the river, projection art with a lovely message of friendliness love and togetherness. The frisky dancers and on my street corner. A young gentleman playing his sexyphone on the balcony. Across the street piano players and guitarists on a rooftop and so much more. All I could say is thank you Melbourne for an unforgettable bday at White Night. Mel M Yelp 18:42

Wow! First to review White Night?! This is one of my favourite nights in Melbourne. And I'm not…read morealone -over half a million people turn out for the all night art event this year. Running from sunset to sunrise, the event gets the creative juices flowing with music, dance, film, large scale art installations, performances, and projections. (Plus a number of unique quirky experiences - giant foam sculpture or 3am synchronised swimming anyone?) Many bars and restaurants stayed open late and food trucks were dotted around the city, helping revelers stay fortified throughout evening. A major tip for making the most of the evening is to stay up late or get up early. There are various hubs around the city, stretching from the Carlton Gardens, past Federation Square, and down to the NGV and Birrarung Marr. But expect large, dense crowds and long lines during prime hours before midnight. (There are 500,000 people out in the city!) By contrast, at 5am we waltzed right into the Melbourne Baths without a queue in sight. Central to White Night aesthetic are the spectacular, large scale projections on major city buildings. White Night is a memorable night out, with different experiences each year. I'll definitely be back in the crowd again next year!

Dear AJ, You don't…read moreknow me, although I gave you $150 yesterday for the privilege of attending your music festival, 'Harvest Presents The Gathering' in Werribee; a festival so poorly organized and extortionately expensive that I woke up today feeling more ripped off than the time I got mugged in Sicily by a couple of opportunistic lads on a motorbike. You see I was excited about your festival. Love festivals. First started going to Glastonbury as a baby and all that jazz. And when I heard about Harvest I was immediately rapt. "Portishead" I beamed, "you can't go wrong with a festival featuring trip-hop extraordinaires Portishead." I was wrong. From the woefully inadequate number of toilets available which necessitated repeatedly queueing for up to an hour for a wee; to the fact that in order to buy drinks you first had to queue for roughly an hour to buy drink coupons and then queue AGAIN to buy drinks, your festival was a comedy of errors. Don't even get me started on the food which fell somewhere between 'eek' and 'meh' quality wise and again, necessitated lining up for up to an hour and a half for a humble and overpriced bite to eat. There were moments of joy and elation of course, the joy of finally exiting the venue's 'car park' after a one and a half hour wait when organizers had expressly encouraged attendees to drive; the elation expressed by a girl more patient than I who had waited an hour in line to go to the toilet and decreed her experience 'the best wee ever'. I was truly happy for her, if a little envious AJ, because frankly, my kidneys were starting to ache. I know you've boasted that Harvest enjoyed 'one of the best festival line-ups ever assembled' AJ. You were right. The line up to buy alcohol so expensive that one could only imagine that Werribee existed within some strange bubble economy in which hyperinflation was rife. The 'Werribee Weimar' as your drinks coupons shall henceforth be known. Oh that and the fact that by 4pm beer was as rare as hen's teeth but you were letting people queue up for it anyway you miserable, thoughtless cheapskate. Yours sincerely, Arabella

It's been 10+ years since my last visit here. Good to see is still going strong! The addition of…read moremore stalls and the vibrant geraniums(?) out the back were fantastic. get in early! there is traffic control out front. :) pity some people choose to ignore the "please keep off flowers" sign. I deliberately yelled Out LOUD asking the mrs... "HEY WHAT DO THE SIGNS SAY?? OH WHATS THAT?? KEEP OFF FLOWERS??? UM WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?" people looked at me but just ignored me. oh well ...

I headed out to Silvan & the Tessellar Tulip Festival today to enjoy walking amongst over half a…read moremillion tulips. Possibly attending a week or so too late as plenty of the tulips were looking a little past their best. Nonetheless I was able to capture some lovely photos & I enjoyed walking around the colourful array of tulips, which also included daffodils & wild flowers. I indulged in an ice cream & brought back some traditional Dutch doughnuts to sample later. No doubt the cheapest place to get a bunch of tulips outside of growing them yourself. Did I think it was worth the 2hr round trip & $22 entry fee probably not as I was there for less time than the travelling took. However, it would be a nice day out for families as children 16 & under enter for free & there are enough food stalls selling the usual treats albeit with a Dutch twist. Also a couple of places close by to purchase tulips (of course), plants & various fruit.

Northcote is pretty much hipster central. For those yet to venture over to the north side; think…read morequirky cafes, organic supermarkets and edgy locals. So it's only natural that Northcote's annual street festival, High Noon, was absolutely packed with Melbourne's trendiest. The streets were teeming with energy as hordes of vintage stalls, delicious multicultural delights and a thriving music scene jostled for the crowd's attention. Inside the cordoned off drinking areas, merry folk queued for ciders under the sun, whilst munching on smashed avocado ciabattas and kangaroo burgers. This being Northcote there was, of course, only the most gourmet fare on offer. Not a sausage sizzle in sight. Local pubs, such as the Wesley Anne and the Peacock, were packed to the limit, with bands playing to packed dance floors late into the night. Held on Sunday the 18th of September, it's a date to be penned into your well-worn leather diary. So pull on your skintight denims, grab your fixie and head on down to High Street Northcote.

I have never seen as many pedigree dogs within the confines of the Northcote stretch of High Street…read moreas I did on the day of the High Noon festival in September. Whether that's a gauge of how cashed up Northcote has become or how laid back the festival is I have no idea but it is what it is. Inexact dog barometer aside, the High Noon festival is a damn good free festival - offering food, music, arts and crafts - in a very interesting area which does a very good - and hugely well organised - job of showing off Northcote's many talents. Boasting three sponsored stages with an eclectic music lineup of local bands covering genres including reggae and rock; countless pop up food and craft stalls; and a very lovely crowd, High Noon festival is definitely worth a visit. The festival draws so many people to the area that local bars can become hugely crowded and there is the occasional queue for food, but all in all High Noon is a hugely well executed free festival that I would definitely return to next year.

Available from January 20 to February 7, seems like a short time, but it just means you have to…read morecatch this before it goes. Things to know: You can rent blankets here, and lounge chairs, and banana lounges. Or you can bring your own. The movies start at sundown. Alcoholic drinks from the food truck park are not allowed past the fence where you'd watch the movie. And you can bring food and drinks from home, again, just nothing alcoholic. It is seaside, so dress warm, because the wind in this area can get unbearable. When I was watching There's Something About Mary, my entire mind was just focused on how freezing I was. You don't have to get there super early, you can always find a space on the lawn to sit with a good vantage point. Just get there with enough time to browse thru the food truck to figure out what you want to eat. And seriously, bring a blanket so you don't turn into a pop-sickle.

I was lucky enough to read about the Melbourne International Jazz Festival while researching things…read moreto do during my visit to Melbourne. The Opening Celebration Concert at Federation Square was a lovely free event showcasing some of the artists and bands from around the world who would be playing some shows the week ahead. Can Melbourne get any cooler? I think not! Great jazz vibes on a beautiful day at the iconic Fed Square...definitely a bonus to my time here!

Melbourne apparently didn't get the memo that DEI is bad We were lucky enough to be on hand for…read morethe annual MOOMBA parade, celebrating all aspects of the vibrant community that makes up Australia's diverse population.

Such a great time! beautiful floats and costumes as far as the eye can see and a lot of talented…read morestreet performers come out to catch the buzz from the crowd. If your looking for a night full of adventure and culture I would truly recommend visiting this spectacle of moving art

Parklife is the first festival held each year in Melbourne, always in September its often that…read moreparty goers get rained out, caught in a thunderstorm or even frozen to death at this event! Weather issues aside, Parklife is a little different to some of the later summer festivals held each year, being sponsored by Triple J (one of Australia's youth's top radio stations) the event is very much about supporting local new talent, as well as pulling some big international guests just to keep things interesting. This year we saw the likes of Santigold, Gossip, Diplo, Digitalism, and then some fresh upcoming beats from Melbourne's own 8 Bit Love. Parklife is always a good day out and the easy going, indie atmosphere is always present. Beginning at Birung Mar for its first two years running, Parklife has now moved over to the Sydney Myer Music Bowl a mud welcomed venue change, less mud, more room and bigger sound!

ParkLife was my first Australian Festival and by far my favorite one day festival overall. Last…read moreyear the weather held out and provided a beautiful day surrounded by truly beautiful people and music. After walking through the Melbourne Botanical Gardens to get to Sydney Myer Music Bowl, I looked around and saw a huge crowd. I swear, I felt so much love in the air amongst the thousands of free spirits. I loved the layout of the event and it was so easy to get from one stage to the next. The variety in the lineup for Parklife 2011 provided a day full of music from artists like The Crystal Fighters to Lykki Li, MSTRKRFT, Santigold, Katy B and my favorite Diplo. All in all, rain or shine PARKLIFE will always be more than fine. You can't go wrong surrounding yourself in an environment of stylish birds and hipster men, in my opinion at least ;)