This TOUR tho!
Ah, Palermo. Such an interesting, historical city.
Full disclosure, I didn't want to go to Palermo--we had been in Catania and Ragusa and all that jazz and my husband insisted we spend a few days in Palermo. Ok, fine.
We get there and it was ok. And it continued to be just ok until....enter Streaty, stage right.
My husband had booked us a food tour and of course, being the fatass that I am, I was like, food? Ok, let's do this. But it better be good.
And it was. Oh, it was.
We met outside of the Massimo Theater (which of course, always cues that Zumba song by Pitbull in my head, of the same name). Then I saw him. There, in all his glory--our beautiful food tour angel. I'm going to go ahead and say his name was Marco because all of the other reviews talk about someone named Marco, but in all honesty I don't remember his name--he was the owner of Streaty so that is what I will call him in this review--and he was perfect.
We all introduced ourselves with our names and where we came from which I thought, with being a small group of about 10, was really nice. We were then given a "food passport". GENIUS. It makes eating more than anyone should ever eat in one day seem like a victorious occasion, which I genuinely appreciated. It makes you hate yourself a bit less when you can look back at your stamped off achievements on this passport--it takes "oh my gosh, I can't believe I just ate all that food" into "hey y'all look at what I did! I did it! YAS!" For this alone, Marco deserves the Nobel Prize.
Then we were off on our adventure! We walked through Palermo's food markets while Marco, in his stereotypically swoon-inducing Italian accent, told us personal stories and tales of Sicilian life, culture and family. And of course, the ins and outs of where to go and how to buy anything we could imagine.
As we walked, it was great to see that our guide had such great personal relationships with every place we went to. It makes the tour that much more special.
The food: I have no idea where to begin on this one--I suppose I'll say firstly, that I keep kosher. Which is super complicated to explain so to keep things easy, I just say I am vegetarian, to be safe--and everything was wonderful. When there was something meaty, I was given something vegetarian and it seemed like it was no trouble at all when in reality I know that it's a huge pain in the butt. So for you vegetarians out there--don't fret! This tour is for you, too.
Everything we tried was delicious. My favorite was the chickpea thing that I don't remember at all what it's called. Just eat it. It's really good.
I will give you this one warning though--ok I lied, I have 2 warnings:
1) You will go to a bar. It will be super seedy yet super awesome all at the exact same time. You will be offered olives that your guide brought in from elsewhere. Eat these olives. They won't let you down. You will also be offered some kind of sweet wines (I really don't understand why I don't remember the name of literally anything--GOOD THING I HAVE MY FOOD PASSPORT AT HOME TO REMIND ME!), and while they are sweet, don't be fooled--they are also strong. They may or may not be strong enough for you to encourage the cute journalist on the tour with you to be with the tour guide as a favor for all married womankind, to live vicariously through her. This may or may not have happened. (And girl, if you are reading this, hit me UP I have to know details!)
2) You will end at a gelato place. For some reason that I still don't understand, Sicilians think it's normal to eat gelato (also granita) in a brioche. I do not understand this for many reasons. The first being that brioche is not Italian. Why brioche? Why? Secondly, why is gelato ever ok for breakfast, brioche or no? Also, as a born and raised American (New Yorker, actually), I've seen some big portions in my day. But holy Lord, this thing is huge. My point being that there will be tons and tons of food. You have to ration yourself and weigh what is more important to you--the savory or the sweet--and plan accordingly.
Ok, you've been warned.
In conclusion, this tour is basically the best thing there is about Sicily and if you don't do it, you will really be missing out. Marco is a fantastic guide who is passionate about everything he talks about and really wants to make sure you have a good time, and he succeeds. Do NOT miss this tour when you are in Palermo--if I had known they had the same in Catania when we were there, we would have definitely done that too, it was THAT good. Why are you still reading this, go book now! read more