I speak for all citizen of Milbank, South Dakota and all small communities around the globe when I…read moresay, any town with 3,167 residents is darned lucky to have a classic old-school theater, let alone one with three(!) screens. Over the holidays, I took my eight nieces and nephews (my family puts the pro in procreation) to Chipwreck (possibly the worst movie of all time... right after Kazaam). Taking eight kids and two adults to the movies should cost a small fortune, right? No. I paid less than $30 for tickets, and since that had me feeling rich, I told the little ankle biters they could each have a treat and... what is this?!... $.50 kiddie pops!?!?! Oh man. Kids, get whatever you want. And hey, you, young person I don't know, you get something too. Shit, everyone in the theater, get whatever you want. Auntie Lex is paying tonight. Now if only they'd sell booze, I could forget that movie, and this would be the most epic theater of all time.