My daughter and I had a ton of fun here. The roller coasters were tremendous and there were other…read morethrilling rides. This is definitely not a kid's theme park. The only issue I saw was the lack of cleanliness at some of the places we ate at, especially the KFC. If you go here, try the Walking Dead ride, very unique.

We had a very nice day here overall!…read more The roller coasters were fun, but the rides are quite short overall, compared to other theme parks. Many snack bars were closed, but that was not a bad thing. Still, there were no long lines. There is hardly any good/healthy food. The themes are randomly thrown together and the park has no guideline (more). It seems like they have lost their concept. The theme was Oktoberfest and it was poorly executed. The employees who drove around in cheap costumes in a kind of rickshaw and played (Romanian) music, rather made fun of the other nationality (German). Apart from the fact that this is not ethical and discriminatory, it was in bad taste.

Swarm was opened in 2012 and is the UK's first winged coaster. The train runs on a central rail…read morewith prongs sticking out of both sides. The seats are attached to these prongs, allowing the riders' feet to dangle free. Sadly, the seats don't rotate on the prong in the style of X2 at Magic Mountain Swarm is located in a new area of the park close to Stealth but you can't access it directly from Stealth - you have to go on the other side of Tidal Wave to reach it. They have created a lovely new area with disaster theming - there is a blown up helicopter and fire engine but beware that the fire engine's water cannon still has enough life in it to soak unwary guests passing by! Basically, these vehicles have been damaged by an attack by aliens - the ride is built to resemble alien spacecraft. You get a good view of the ride from the queue line but also from all over the park The queue line is mazy as usual and be aware that a portion of it does go round the back of the ride where you can't see it. So, it may be longer than you realise - I found the queue line time estimate at the ride entrance to be accurate the 2 times I went on the ride. When you get to the front of the queue, you have a larger area where riders with bags etc can hand them in to be looked after. Riders who want front row seats get a special pass to take with them. Then, it's onto the main ride queue area which is hidden away. A nice touch is that the despatch booth is an upside down police criticial incident control truck. You are directed onto both sides of the loading gates by a park attendant The ride is 4 abreast with 2 seats on each side, which helps the ride capacity. Like most of the big rides at Thorpe Park, the restraints are over the shoulder with a belt clipping it onto the seat. On leaving the station, you're immediately onto the lift hill, which flips you 180 degrees at the top into the first drop. My favourite element of the ride is the second drop - if you sit at the back on the right, there's a great pop of air time as the whole train seems to pivot around that seat. It's definitely better to sit on the right as you also catch some water spray at the bottom of one of the drops, which was missing when I rode of the left hand side of the train. The ride is very smooth with 5 inversions It's a good addition to the park and it's nice to see Merlin continue to invest in new rides at this park - with a launch coaster and the only winged coaster in the UK, Thorpe Park in starting to rival Alton Tower's lineup of coasters though it can't ever hope to match Alton Towers on beauty and space Stealth is still my favourite but Swarm may be vying for my 2nd spot with Saw

10 minute queue time today so this is the big new ride at Thorpe Park for 2012. Looked forward to…read morethe chance of jumping on this from the day it was announced. Not convinced this lived up to the hype style over substance. The scene is stylishly set and the first drop is impressive all a bit smooth and slick after that there are better rides to catch here saw, stealth and colossus all hit the spot. Worth experiencing but not if the queue is longer than half an hour

Right on the ocean Adventure Land has been here as long as I can remember. One great thing about…read morethis place is that over the years that i have been going to SouthEnd this place has grown and modernized. Plenty of things to do for kids of all ages from coasters, sk8board ride, arcades, small kiddie rides, gokarts, souvenirs. They also have a great food stall serving fresh espresso based coffee which was welcome on a frosty morning. And on that cold windy morning, the place had plenty of people to keep the place buzzing.

Fantastic staff great food places clean well run I buy…read moreyearly tickets for my grandchildren and they are mixed age group they all love it there A great day out for the whole family

She's Peppa Pig, she's Peppa Pig! I am Peppa Pig…read more The reason you're at Paultons Park is because you (your kids) want to see, you (your kids) need to see, the almighty Peppa Pig! Be sure to get in line ASAP to see Peppa and George as the line will get long. Everything here is awesome. You can't not walk into the biggest Peppa Pig toy shop in the world and buy some exclusive Peppa Pig World merchandise. The only issue is that this place is not closer to London.

Very well maintained park, clean, tidy and well looked after…read more Slight lack of 'you are here maps'

What can I say. Poor customer care, the staff have no interest and seem to be part time students…read more The park is run down and tatty. Everything is over priced, toilets are horrendous. What is even more sad is the animals are clearly not being looked after. Some look like they have mental health issues from being locked up in such confined space. Advice, don't waste your money. Shocking. Would never go again.

The place is just so nice and the roller coasters are amazing, ranging from family friendly…read morecoasters to terrifying ones

Thorpe Park is great!! Lots of rides for thrill seekers, and plenty for younger fun seekers!…read more We had a really great day, and queues were not really an issue, they're expected!! We have a Merlin Pass so we didn't pay entry but it is a little pricey if you're paying on the day. Look out for the 2 for 1 offers. A great choice of food, not all take the Merlin Pass discount though.

Excellent. Richard and I put 1 Pound into a slot machine and walked out with 42 Pounds! We only…read morespent a total of 2 Pounds in this arcade and so came out really on top. The cashier happily exchanged the multiple Pound coins from the machine into notes for us. We used to criticise British 'Pokie' machines for being tricky and complicated but this was a lovely surprise. There are the usual 10p and 2p push down machines in this arcade but we didn't touch them this time. Staff could have smiled a bit more.

El parque Legoland Windsor es simplemente horrible. Las…read moreatracciones están totalmente desfasadas en tiempo y tecnología, hay suciedad por todas partes incluso entrando a primera hora, y muchas atracciones permanecen cerradas. Los precios son desorbitados, y encima pretenden cobrarte dentro nuevamente por atracciones que deberían estar incluidas en la entrada. El buffet de pasta y pizza es un insulto: pastas frías, mal hechas, con salsas de lata y pizzas de microondas. Pagamos un precio absurdo de 72 € por 2 adultos y 1 niño, y encima solo permiten 3 platos y 3 vasos. Si quieres cambiar de plato o vaso para otra comida o bebida, tienes que rogar. Además, ponen atracciones de agua y luego te cobran extra si quieres secarte. Las entradas en taquilla cuestan casi el doble que online en su propia página. El personal no es amable ni está cualificado. En definitiva, es el peor parque de atracciones que he visto, y sin duda uno de los más caros. Un auténtico robo. --- Review in English Legoland Windsor is simply terrible. The rides are completely outdated in both time and technology, the park is dirty everywhere (even right after opening), and many attractions are closed. Prices are outrageous, and on top of that, they try to charge you again inside for rides that should already be included in the ticket. The pasta and pizza buffet is a disgrace: cold pasta, poorly cooked, canned sauces, and microwave pizzas. We paid an insane €72 for 2 adults and 1 child, and they only allow 3 plates and 3 cups. If you want to change a plate or cup for another food or drink, you literally have to beg. They also have water rides and then charge you extra if you want to dry off. Tickets at the gate cost almost double compared to buying them online on their own website. The staff is neither friendly nor qualified. All in all, this is the worst theme park I've ever been to, and definitely one of the most expensive. A total rip-off.

This is the second time we came to this park, both times we thought the decorations and the details…read morewere amazing and really cool for anyone to enjoy of all ages. The first time we came was around covid, a lot of the stuff was closed which was disappointing, however we assumed it was because of the virus. However this time, we came back, a lot of the stuff we had enjoyed had closed, like the star was side or the superheros side and they were some of the best ones. Now, we weren't expecting to do a huge amount of rides but we were expecting to do some! We qued up for the car race ride which we were excited as it is one of the biggest ones, the ride closed 3 times whilst we were quing for over an hour nd still weren't halfway through the line. The first 2 times they opened it up in under 5 minutes but the 3rd time they recommended for the people at the back of the que to come back later as they didnt know when they were gonna fix the problem but we ended up leaving aswell. Then we went to do a ride where we r on horses and it spins really fast and swings us. We were in the que for abt 40 minutes then they closed it nd said it would take 40-50 minutes to open back up. So again we left as we had atleast 30 minutes more que time to do after that. Nd the thing is, lego land opens late nd closes early. U feel like ur rushing through the park when ur there and quing up for no reason is really irritating. There were also probably less then 15 benches in the whole park meaning u can only sit down really if ur on a ride (if u manage to get on one). There were only 2 smoking areas in the whole park nd they r both close to the entrance nd one of the smoking areas is connected to the children's park nd kids run in nd out of there. There was only one water fountain to fill up bottles but once again its at the entrance, most people have full bottles at that point so they should put more around the park. But one of the biggest issues was leaving the park. It is so disorganised that it took us over 2 hrs to leave the car park. The rides that we did get to go on however were fun but none of us got to go on any of the big rides nd we only did 3 in total which is not a lot for the price we paid.

What a weird ride! Definitely recommended as long ss your neck can take the rough treatment and…read morejolts this ride will give it. The walkway to the cars has a sadistic murder theme. Maybe that is supposed to get one nervous about getting on the ride? Dunno. The ride itself involves a big drop at the start which is a bit of a rush. Otherwise it is quite a normal ride.

It was not what I was expecting but us was fun. I would rate it my 4th favourite with stealth being…read morefirst, swarm 2nd and tidal wave as 3rd

The fun park at canvey is a great bargain at £5 per wristband for all day fun! my child is a…read moretoddler and perhaps too young for some rides. But masses amounts of 20p static for added fun! the go-karts and ufo bumper cars are great fun for adults too!! Great food at the burger bar on site too!! Staff top notch, especially the lady selling the wristbands.