Vicky Pollard Mecca meets the Hampton Court Maze. Why two stars? Well, it's the best and by far the cheapest place in town for trainers. There's loads of other bargain sportswear too, if you feel the need to do sport, or if you feel that Umbro trackie bottoms and [insert applicable Premiership team] tops are just the ticket for a night on the town (sitting on a bench at Five Ways, or dress-down night at the 'Spoons, maybe). However, blank looks when reluctantly inquiring about Fulham kit for a misguided acquaintance. Get in, buy trainers, get out (if you can find the exit). read more
