See, when I go to a Spar, it is for the essentials... you know, chocolate, skittles, a cream bun or possibly some cola...all of which I believe cover the major food groups.
So imagine how nonplussed I was to be greeted with row upon row of healthy offerings, things with seeds or made from freeze dried fruit and seaweed.
This is not what short, fat balding men crave.
Happily, just beyond the healthy stuff, is the usual array of goodies and even some fresh baked stuff.
This is exactly the sort of thing your average short, fat and balding man craves.
Skittles in hand, I leave, only a little shaken by the thought of healthy offerings.
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