When I first walked in to this tangible representation of the direction the army is going, I thought I had mistakenly walked into a holocaust museum. I went through the line after waiting for the only non broken computer which I assumed operated based off a carrier pigeon system due to its speed. I was graciously given aprox .5 ounces of chicken, the same thing they have every day, and my choice of the plentifully sides. The sides were either rice sprinkled with what I assumed were tiny pebbles, again served daily, or potatoes that had been cooked for give or take 3 seconds. I sat down near the bagel bar which doesn't serve bagels, and started to eat my scraps. I wondered why I couldn't get more healthy food, but I imagined the funding went towards the mountain of cake which was currently stuck the orbit of one of the engineers. Or maybe the endless supply of soda. Either way my bas was well spent. read more