Lipolite - So what is this buzz over this Technology about?…read more
I can review this experience now that the novelty of it has faded for me.
What it was: 10-minute session with a device that looks like Electric Pad/ Muscle Stimulator. Here is a link to the machine she used http://www.lipolightpro.com/. Following the use of this device, you are instructed by the owner to go for 10 minutes on a Standing Power Plate Vibrator. (there are google images of this if you type Standing Power Plate Vibrator)
Just think of the $169 Groupon deal as covering her cosmetology license, and you won't feel so aggrieved. It's quite tricky out there to make a living in SF as one, keeping the office space open, scheduling having cancels, other business costs. I am pretty sure her margins aren't as high as people seem to make it out to be - it's not a scam. Unfortunately, cosmetology professions are only allowed a more narrow set of tools with USA rules and equipment that is used in China, and Korea will have a more substantial effect because the game is more secure there. Still, the machine is for its intended purpose, only taking longer to see results.
I'm sure you'll make use of this information as you see fit.
My Qualifications:
My aunt has worked as a licensed esthetician for more than one decade. From ages 5-13, I visited and stayed over three times a week. Although I wasn't interested in makeovers when I was younger, I'm not clueless about their operations office. I know what buckets of wax, lash extensions, and ingredient bottles for mixing facial masks look like. If I don't know or haven't seen it before, I know how to use the clues! I feel comfortable offering my opinion for this over nail salons, per se.
Consider this:
(Popularized social commentary that often appears in beauty discussion with my take on it, which you can choose to scroll past this section). I included this section because I want to help others form their own opinion if they choose to, and I don't want to make it long. Beauty & Self-Image is quite personal, and many people will agree they are deeply tied. So consider my questions.
Can you detect if a review is aggrieved by their own frustration of their self-image? Does it affect the quality of the info you retain from reading it? I know I, for one, make quick judgments, even faster when I am feeling emotional at the moment.
Bottom-line:
Date-ready?
Ok, so I believe that what you're losing is water weight mostly. At 10 minutes on the machine, it's likely not to penetrate long enough to the effect of the claim of "releasing the fat from your cells." Instead, it minimizes the bloating that comes with drinking water at peculiar times of the day (ex. 12am at night drinking 3 glasses of water). But the machine can quickly get rid of the look of bloating on you, so you're ready for..let's say a Date in 2 days!
I can tell because I have an active track record of being a moderate runner. On weeks I run 4 times outdoors on the streets, each session being 40 minutes long, I get the benefit of seeing myself slimmer...and the machine mimics this effect if you can afford it.
The owner schedules appointments in half-hour intervals so you would be ushered in & out.
Don't you just love a busy young professional life? No-one says this is a substitute for working out, but I'm sure a lot of people come in for a quick session before a fast-approaching wedding, graduation or reunion too. Haha, I hope you caught my sarcasm.
To be by procedure, you'll need to be on for double-time, (20 minutes) as the product ad on URL says for "empty and collapsed cells."
Do not - go for health and diet advice. Go see a licensed or read an informed fitness & well-being column.
There is - 5-minute intake process. You fill in the standard questionnaire about your identification info + goals.
There is - A claim to be zero downtime after this Lipo-lite session. Meaning? Yup, most likely, lipo-light is only eliminating surface weight?...I'll find out.
(*I got excited writing this review that I used Grammarly to fix my errors.*)